AN: Greetings, noble readers. I bring you glad tidings, for this day is published another installment of the cherished tale of small felines. I suffered a small shock this day last, when I discovered that the small felines in my tale were not graced with a visit from Father Christmas, as were the children in the tale which did inspire me. That is why, as you shall see, the smallest and youngest feline is taken aback by the discovery of the gift which she was then given, for I am, in some small way, making light of the institution known generally as the Plot Hole.
This shall be the penultimate installment in this lengthy series, and it is my hope that you, my Gentle Readers, shall be edified by the reading of it; or if not edified, then at the very least amused by the levity herein contained.
Disclaymed.
O HAI. Dis is prt 7 of stori. Ahfinks dis part muss b deddicayted to MissShakespeare72, bcuz she sed lots of vewy nise fings bouts mah storees. Fank yoo, MissShaykspeer!
So Luci nd Susie Q. and Big Cat wented to find moar kittehs to helps stop teh evul cat woman. So dey goed to her catsl, and finded yots of kittehs in catsl, beeng lawn deckarashuns, nd Big Cat likkifyded dem, and dey no wuz statchooz moar. So dey all had happiz. Wuz gud. Nd dey fownded Mr. Gote-kitteh, nd Big Cat likked himz too. So ebberwun had happiz, nd dey wented fast! to find teh boi kittehz, cuz dey wuz fyting cat woman and all hers basement kitteh minyunz.
Wen dey gotted dere, tehy all helpded fytez, nd mayd all teh minyunz dedded. And Big Cat mayd teh evul basement cat woman deddedifyed too, so evverwun wuz all liek w00t! But Ed kittwh hadz big owwie, were cat woman hurted him, so Big Cat sed to Luci kitteh,
"He can haz ur corjal?" (Corjal iz magik fwowwer joose.)
Nd Luci went, "I haz corjal? Wut?" But she lukd, nd she DID HAZ, so she wuz all "O yay! Suweet!"
So she gibd Ed teh corjal, and she wanted to gib hik teh big huggie, but tehre wuz udder kittehs wif owwies, so she wented to helpify dem, wile Big Cat likkifyd teh deckarashun-statchoo kittehs taht wuz, liek, evverwere.
And wen everrwun wuz all better, and all teh boobooz wuz kissed, den dey all had BIG HUGGIE. And tehy cryded, but, wuz happi teerz. And Wiwwow teh Tree-Kitteh finks, wuz rly rly yong huggie, liek ten owers yong. But I no finkso. But Tree-Kitteh wants me to say taht Petr kitteh cryded too, bcuz wuz so happi Ed had noo kitteh hart and no wuz dedded.
And that nite tehy all had CHEEZEBURGERZ! and TOONA fur teh dinnurz. WANT! And, wuz warm, wif no sno or stufs to gib kittehs wetfurz, so dey all had big big ginormousness happiz. W00t!