B: this chapter is happening the same day as the last chapter.
Pairings: bradlene [meaning brad paisley/Marlene]
Word count: 712
Chapter two: the white bad boy
Brad paisley's pov
Hmm I love tonight. It's golden. I'm at the New York Times bar in of course New York City. I'm walking home with a girl named Tanya. She's new and quite the appetizer. [I do not mean to criticize girls, since I am a girl too]. Oh yeah to introduce myself.
I am brad paisley. I am a male obviously. I won the best male singer of 2001 in May. I wear a white cowboy hat as well. I love to wear it all the time. Well enough about me. Hey do you hear rattling? Then I felt something hit me.
3 hours later
Oyo what the heck happened. I wake up in a zoo habitat. Where am I? I look around the place I was in. it was a dark cave looking place. I walk outside as I saw a door opening. It was a zoo I was in. well I might as well add that it was pretty, but are they so pursuant in having singers that they put them in a zoo now.
I find some flowers in the ground, and sniff them. They smell like otter… I hear a sound come from the cave. I look behind me to see an otter. "Hello" she says. "Uh hi" I said back. "Are you new" she asks me. "New to where" I ask her. "New to the central park zoo" she says. Central park zoo, that's where I am.
"Yeah" I told her. "Nice to meet you I'm Marlene" she says. "Nice to meet you too I'm brad" I told her. "Well brad where did you come from" she asks. "Hollywood" I said. "Really the big star city" she said with yellow stars appearing in her eyes.
"Uh yeah" I said. "Ohhh sorry on one of my episodes there" Marlene said while brushing her fur back. "Um do you by any chance know how I can get back to Hollywood" I asked her. "Why" she asks. "I need to get back to my fans" I told her looking towards the exit. "What kind of otter has fans" she asks a bit confused. Wait did she say otter? I ran into the cave.
I look in her mirror she had stashed in there. It was true I was an otter. A black otter to be exact. I had my normal blue eyes but had black fur instead of skin. For some reason though I still had my white cowboy hat on. "I like the hat by the way" I heard Marlene's voice say from the entrance. "This is wrong, all wrong" I say to myself.
"What's all wrong" she asks me. "I don't belong here" I told her. "Why not" she asks. "I'm not an otter, I'm a human" I told her. "A human but you look like an otter" she tells me. "I know it must have been what hit me yesterday" I said.
"Look no offense but I think you're nuts" Marlene told me as she backed away towards the entrance. "Please you have to belief me" I told her as a grabbed her hand and looked at her with puppy dog eyes. "Fine I will" Marlene said giving in to my puppy dog look.
"Look I know you don't really, but I'll prove it to you" I said as I walked up and down her habit. "There must be someone somewhere who is in the same predicament as me" I said out loud.
Taylor swift's pov
Hmm I feel a disappearance. Well I and the penguins were watching the news. A reporter lady in red started talking.
And in important news, one of Hollywood's famous female singers has gone missing along with one of our famous male singers. The girl is Taylor swift, and the man is brad paisley. That is all for now.
"Hey that's weird isn't your name Taylor too" private asked. "Yeah" I giggled real softly. What's going on? Brad paisley is missing too? What happened to him?
B: stay tuned to find out what happens to Taylor, brad, and in the third chapter Tim Mcgraw.