The Island of Doom

Declaimer: Oh, If I owned Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Wizard of Oz, and Lord of the Rings how rich I would be...

Live from Middle-Earth

Five people appeared in a puff of green smoke. The Wicked Witch of the West thought that her red smoke looked much better. Besides, they weren't accompanied by her signature smoke smell of sulfur. The five people were two small brown-haired creatures with furry feet, a tall man with extraordinarily untidy black hair, but a rather handsome face, an old man dressed all in white with a white hair and beard, and a towering person all in black armor. The last looked highly imposing. Cowardly Lion cowered behind everyone else as usual.

"Who are you?" Will asked, getting his second line in the whole story.

"We're Merry and Pippin," the two small brown-haired people introduced themselves, "We're hobbits,"

"I am Gandalf the White," the old man said.

"I'm Aragorn son of Arathorn," the black-haired individual said.

"I am Sauron, the Dark Lord of Middle Earth," the imposing person in black armor said in an imposing voice.

"You are not the Lord of Middle Earth!" Aragorn cried. "You will never gain dominion!"

"Yes I will!"

"No you won't!"

"Yes I will!"

"No you won't!"

"Um, who are you and how did you get here?" Merry asked as Aragorn and Sauron went on with their banter.

"As to your second question, I have no idea," Jack said. "But as to your first question, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, the best pirate in the Caribbean, and this is my ship, the Black Pearl. These are William and Elizabeth Turner, Dorothy Gale, Scarecrow, Tin Man, Cowardly Lion, the Wicked Witch of the West, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, and Lord Voldemort, but he insists on being called He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named," Jack added hastily after a death glare from Voldemort.

Gandalf opened his mouth to say something, but the next second, Davy Jones materialized out of nowhere.

"What is going on?" Davy Jones demanded as if the Black Pearl was his ship.

"Get off me ship!" Jack exploded.

Davy Jones paused, looking like he was concentrating then suddenly said, "I can't! It doesn't work!"

"Oh, great," Jack groaned.

"Yes I will!"

"No you won't!"

"Yes I will!"

Came from Aragorn and Sauron.

Please review!