The Island of Doom
Declaimer: Would I be writing this is I owned Pirates of the Caribbean? No, I would be working on the trailer for the third movie. Which, if I may be so bold as to remind Disney, STILL ISN'T OUT!
Villains United
Everyone was breaking out into arguments left, right, and center. No one was listening to anyone else and the noise was deafening.
"We need to find a way to get back," Dorothy cried.
"First of all we need to find a way to make everyone listen," Jack commented. He climbed onto the railing.
"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" he cried. No one knew that Jack could yell that loudly.
"Don't you tell me to shut up!" shouted Sauron. "I'm the Lord of Middle-Earth!"
"No you're not!" yelled Aragorn.
"Yes I am!" Sauron retorted.
"And I'm the Dark Lord," Voldemort screamed.
"EVERYONE JUST PLEASE BE QUIET!" Jack shouted, sounding exasperated. "Now," he went on once everyone was quiet, "We need to find a way for everyone to get back to wherever they are from,"
"Yes," everyone agreed.
"Does anyone know what happened?" Jack asked.
"I don't think it's something that happened to anyone in particular," Albus Dumbledore said. "I think it's this island,"
"Alright, weight anchor!" Jack called to his crew. By the time the Black Pearl was sailing again, everyone had split up into groups. Jack, Dorothy, Tin Man, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Dumbledore, and Sirius was standing in one group, Will, Elizabeth, Aragorn, Harry, and Ginny were in another; Ron, Hermione, Gandalf, Merry, and Pippin were in yet another; and the Wicked Witch of the West, Voldemort, Snape, Sauron, and Davy Jones formed their own little clique. The last group were definetly kindred spirits. The other groups quickly came together into one, but the Evil Clique were still standing slightly apart.
"I think," Snape declared, "That we are being defeated far too often."
The other villains cheered.
"Yes," cackled the Wicked Witch of the West, "we need to get them!"
The others like that one.
"We should have a name," Voldemort suggested.
"What?" everyone asked.
"We villains. We should have a name."
"We should be the United Villains," Snape suggested.
"I like Villains United better," Sauron commented.
"Villains United it be!" Davy Jones cried.
Meanwhile, the Good Guys were also not wasting time.
"Does anyone know about a way to get out of other worlds?" Jack asked.
"Well," Dorothy said, "My house was picked up by a hurricane and I ended up in the Land of Oz,"
"That won't help much," Sirius observed. "Unless we go through a whirlpool or something,"
"We can't Apperate from here," Dumbledore said. "If Fawkes was here, we might have had a chance to get away, but not now,"
"I know a woman named Tia Dalma," Jack said. "She might know something,"
"It's worth a try," Tin Man said.
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