The Island of DOOM
Declaimer: You'd be surprised at how little I own. I don't own Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, or even Wizard of Oz.
Ron and Elizabeth Try Matchmaking
While they were all sailing to Tia Dalma's, everyone was at a loss as to what to do. Jack, Sirius, and Dumbledore were engaged in a deep discussion of transportation through time and space. Scarecrow listened it, hoping that it would help him. Ron, Harry, and Hermione, meanwhile were discussing the purpose of crossovers.
"Hermione, everyone knows what crossovers are for," Ron said.
"They're for expanding the range of characters," Hermione told him.
"No, they aren't," Ron declared. "They're for expanding the range of pairings."
"Oh, no…" Hermione groaned.
"Oh, YES!" Ron cried. "Let's figure out who should be together!"
"I'm in!" said Elizabeth, who was standing nearby.
Hermione moaned and sank against the mast, looking horrified.
"Okay, I think that Hermione – " Ron started. Hermione shot him a look of warning. But Ron didn't heed it. "Should be with Jack!"
"WHAT!" Hermione cried.
"What?" asked Jack, turning from his discussion with Sirius and Dumbledore.
"Nothing," Hermione answered, rolling her eyes in Ron and Elizabeth's direction.
"Actually," Elizabeth commented. "I thought Jack would really go with the Wicked Witch of the West,"
"NO WAY!" Jack yelled.
"Then Harry should be with you, Elizabeth," Ron went on.
"But I'm with Will," Elizabeth exclaimed.
"No, Will's with Ginny now,"
Ginny who happened to have overhead this, turned on Ron fiercely.
"Um, maybe not," Ron amended hastily. "Will's with Dorothy. Ginny's with Aragorn,"
This earned him another very fierce glare from Ginny. He dismissed it.
Exactly five seconds later, he was hit by Ginny's expertly-cast Bat-Bogey hex.
"It take that back, I take that back!" Ron screamed, while everyone laughed.
"You will always remember this as the day that Ron and Elizabeth almost managed to invent new pairings," Jack announced.