Complete InFanity: Saga 1: Start the Show
A Cartoon/Anime/TV/Film/Wrestling/Video Game/Web Original mega crossover by LordryuTJ. The story has a moderate percentage of Toonville, my other major series (a tertiary series being Ultimate Crossover Wrestling)
Chapter 2: B for Broken Rules
Chapter Plot: More insane impossibilities happen with the factor of the dark force, at first causing problems in Peter Griffin's attempt to land on the YouTube white and red carpet, and some more people find out about the gravity trouble.
Pairings (more to come):
Main: Mordecai/Margaret (Regular Show), Benson/Heather (Regular Show/Total Drama (Regular Newcomer)), Sam/Freddie (iCarly), Carly/Freddie (iCarly)
Secondary: Peter/Lois (Family Guy), Phineas/Candace (Phineas and Ferb), Beck/Jade (Victorious), Mordecai/Heather (Regular Show/Total Drama (Regular Newcomer)), Gwen/Duncan (Total Drama)
Tertiary: Robbie/Cat (Victorious), Rigby/Eileen (Regular Show)
Features a plethora of characters from known animated and live-action shows and some from movies, plus a piece of video gaming, and actual web shows. Animation and live action styles might mix, so you could be slightly confused on what's happening.
This is rated M/TV-MA for some intense violence, drug and alcohol use, minor yaoi and yuri, some mature language as well as some sex scenes. People below 18, be advised.
Disclaimer: All rights for almost all of the settings and characters go to their rightful owners. (IE: Nickelodeon for Spongebob, iCarly, etc, Disney for Phineas and Ferb, Cartoon Network for Regular Show, Adventure Time, FOX for Family Guy, various video game franchises (Nintendo (Super Smash, Mario, LoZ), Konami (Metal Gear Solid) and Sega (Sonic the Hedgehog) and lots of other copyrighted stuff.)
PS: An anonymous reviewer named Uguu insulted me a bit, but I think it was because he sorta liked the story and my slight stupidity.
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Here is where we describe the events in the story. This is the main font used in almost every fanfiction on Fanfiction dot (.) net.
"Dialogue is written in quotes." 'insert character here' said.
'Thoughts in a character's mind', Long-distance conversations (such as on the phone or by live chat), song lyrics (including who sings them), or the random cutaways/flashbacks that are shown Family Guy style, as well as segments shown on somebody's TV.
"'Mainly used for reading something, like a book.'"
Script: A format that I and lots of other people don't use as much.
"Voice-overs, either from a flashback in present time, or from present time during a Flashback." (Usually the first kind)
Known Fanfiction dot net writer Blackspiderman, who is a good friend of mine, typed some of this stuff out. I am a big fan of him. I do not own this.
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Peter and Brian Griffin (to remind you again, they're from Family Guy) were in the family car, sparkling in the blue and red… but due to the shadow that is causing more harm than good, the car was spiraling out of control, so both of them were screaming in both pain and fear, until they crash landed in the Krusty Krab (from Spongebob Squarepants (the show)), where the various objects inside (the boat Squidward stands in, the tables, chairs, and even some of the stuff in the kitchen). The customers, as well as the crew (Spongebob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs), were hanging on to some of the tables, whlist screaming, as a shadow flew around.
"Looks like it got worse." Brian noted, as Patrick spiraled past them and crashed through the window.
"Help!" Mr. Krabs cried out as he held on to the door leading to his office. "Save the money!"
Suddenly, Peter and Brian began to float off the ground as black essense span around their waist, and they ended up thrown in random directions, as the sink from the kitchen flew through the window leading from the kitchen.
"Not the sink!" Spongebob shouted as the sink smashed against the shadows around Peter and Brian, splashing water all over. The shadows emitted a shriek, and evaporated into the air. Everything crashed to the ground, including the people.
"What the hell just happened?" Peter wondered as he and Brian got up.
"Oh! It's a miracle from the funny typist in the sky!" Mr. Krabs cheered on.
"Time for the victory screech! [1]" Spongebob announced, afterwards howling weirdly, with everybody (but Peter and Brian, who are covering their ears) joining in.
"Guys, guys!" Brian halted the screech. "Me and Peter don't know much about this, and I'm sure you all feel confused, but the 'funny typist' screwed up big time! He has had a lack of sleep; we gotta get out of here before it's too late!"
"Why?" Squidward asked, right before the ground began to rumble, and the Krusty Krab flew to the sky, with everybody inside, resulting in them all screaming and tumbling all over.
"That's why!" Brian shouted, before continuing to scream as the Krusty Krab landed right next to Peter and Brian's house.
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From inside the house, the ground slightly shook, and the rest of the family noticed instantly.
"What was that?" Lois shouted in worry, as she, along with Chris, Meg, and Stewie, ran outside to see the slightly demolished Krusty Krab on the ground, leaning to the side. Peter crawled through the doors, and fell to the ground.
"Yes, I'd like pumpernickel." Peter slurred in pain before falling unconsious.
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3 minutes later
All six of the Griffins were back in the house, along with Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs. Peter had a bandage with a bloodied spot at the top wrapped around his forehead.
"What is going on around here?" Lois exclaimed in fear and still some worry. "Why is the Krusty Krab at our house?"
"The quake made me pee!" Chris complained, a darkish spot showing on the front of his black pants.
"Look, here's what's going on." Brian mentioned, turning on the TV.
Cut to TVTom Tucker was seen in the news set by himself.
"Hello, I'm Tom Tucker, and today, we have major breaking news that is worse than political matter." Tom said as an image saying 'Gravity Broken?' appeared in big purple text, inside a black box. "Apparently, people have reported all over the FanFiction Universe that chairs, beds, tools, and the like are floating around, sticking to random items, thus meaning that the gravity in our world is shattering, and it may be the end of the world as we know it."
End TV segmentThe TV shut off as everybody looked on in surprise (sans Peter and Brian, who knew about the gravity).
"Oh my god." Lois quivered.
"The end of the world?" Spongebob added.
"I'm suddenly hungry." Patrick said, completely missing the point here, while pulling a Krabby Patty out of his pants.
Peter smacked the patty out of the starfish's (Patrick) hands and shook him, shouting, "Can't you see we're gonna die?"
"Peter, stop that." Brian ordered Peter. "First of all, everybody is already giving a fuck about all of this, and we need to put a stop to this. We gotta try and search for the source, and kill it."
"And how do you think we can do that?" Lois asked.
"Power." Brian replied. "Lots of power. We need to recruit some more people to help us try and find a way to get through this. It may not be easy, but at least we can stand together as a team. Anybody who wants to be on board, join in."
Brian held one of his white paws out, and soon enough, Peter and Lois joined in, putting one of their hands in.
"For family." Lois said. Chris and Meg joined one of their hand in as well.
"And friendship." Meg added as Spongebob and Mr. Krabs put one of their hands in also.
"And money!" Mr. Krabs mentioned.
"Uh… never mind." Spongebob hesitated to try adding in a mention.
"Yeah, I think I'll join too." Stewie remarked. "Can't reach that thing, though."
Patrick put his hand in.
"For farts." Patrick said.
"Uh, what?" Peter asked in confusion, only for Patrick to fart and then laugh. "Alright."
"1, 2, 3, break!" Brian shouted, with everybody throwing their joining arms up in the air on 'break'.
"Roll out, team!" Peter ordered as the group of nine left the house and made their way to find some newcomers to the party.
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[1] = The 'victory screech' that Spongebob talked about was the same victory screech from the episode 'The Algae's Always Greener' from Spongebob Squarepants. It was so funny the many times in the past, I wanted to put it in here for once.
Next time: Peter and Brian's team has set off on a huge journey to find some hopefully useful people to bring to their group before they try to get rid of the powerful shadows, which are making things worse by the hour.
Alright, see you next time!