"Now that you found your bird, can you please leave?" I asked him.
"Uh, see it's not as simple as that, it's pretty complex for you to know."
"Well, if I knew, I'd be able to help you get back better."
"True, true."he said looking nervous.
"So anyway Gilbert, who are you really?"
"Uh, if I tell you something, you cannot freak out or tell anyone, that would be unawesome."
"Ok."
"Well, obviously I'm Gilbert, this is my little buddy Gilbird."he pointed to the yellow bird now on his head,"Theres more to me though than being an average person..." he trailed off scratching his head nervously.
"Go on, what are you?"
"I am a...country."
"Uh, what country?" I asked not really believing him.
"I am the great Prussian Empire!"
"Never heard of it."
"Well duh! I'm not a country anymore, I existed when your little America was still a child."
"Ok dude, you're crazy, there's no way you are a country. And what do you mean when America was a child? It's a country how could it be a kid?"
"He's just like me, he was once a cute little child, but now he is all grown up and obnoxious, he always shoves his face full of burgers and is always saying how he's the hero." He made sure to accentuate all of the 'he's'.
"Dude, you need some major help."
"I'm not lying, I'm far too awesome to lie!"
"Sure, can you prove this to me?"
"Yeah sure we just have to get back to the portal that brings me to my world, and I can prove all of this!"
"Where is this portal?"
"Uh, what state are we in?"
"Wisconsin."
"Okay good! Then all we have to do is get to Marinette!"
"Perfect, then its a good thin I live in Peshtigo, what place in Marinette?"
"The high school."
"Kay, let's go then."
*********Note********* Peshtigo and Marinette are cities in Wisconsin, Peshtigo is a small city with a population little over 3,000. Marinette has a population of about 11,000. Both cities are very close together so it is easy to get from Peshtigo to Marinette in about 10 minutes. I used these cities because I know a lot about them and just about where everything is.**********