This is Normal, Right? Chp 4

It was the next day in the Jedi Temple, and after a long night of party-rocking, everyone began to wake. Obi-Wan was up first so he began to make breakfast for Anakin and Ahsoka. He was so busy making waffles and pancakes that he didn't notice Rex creep up behind him.

'Rah!' Obi-Wan screamed as Rex tapped him on his shoulder. 'What is wrong with your head?'

'Is it that bad?' asked Rex.

'Hmm, let's think about that, yes! You got it permed

Cut baby,' and he killed rex.

'Ja, baby I love you Cody, kiss me Cody.'

'Oooooooookkkkkkkkkkk!'

'Will you marry me Cody?'

'YES! Baby.'

'Can I kiss rex, Cody?'

'YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS. THANKS CODY KISS KISS KISS KISS.'

'What?' said Rex who wasn't dead, and Cody screamed and ran outside.

'Nothing, any sway, what were you saying?' asked Obi-Wan.

'Yeah, my hairdresser liked my hair!'

'Who's your hairdresser?'

'Barriss.'

'Wjat? Barriss is only fifteen, she can't be a hairdresser!'

'Uh. Yeah she can! She's a hairdresser, a chef, a P.E teacher, a Jedi and a tradie!'

'But Luminara said she was too obsessed with Cody and she opened up a Cody memorabilia store!'

'Yeah, she did then Fox blew it up.'

'Fox, the one with the new super bouncy galactic trampoline?'

Yep, that's him.'

'I hate him! He said my beard was wooden and I should host Coruscant's Got Talent!'

'That's my Foxie. He likes sour worms.'

'So do I, but I prefer pizza from Mandalore.'

'Really?' asked Rex.

'Yep,' said Obi-Wan as he flipped a pancake, 'oh look! This waffle looks like Padmé!'

Somewhere in the Temple Gardens…

'My roses!' screeched Luminara as Kit accidentally brushed one rose with his toothbrush (trust me he needs one for a smile like that).

'You stupid green alien!' she screamed ferociously.

"Okay, okay, now you're starting to sound like Ventress.' Replied Kit.

'What how dare you say I'm like Ventress! Just stay away from me and my roses or I'll call Master Yoda!' she yelled and pushed Kit away from her precious roses.

Somewhere deep in the Coruscant Underworld…

'Awww, look it's a fluffy unicorn!' squealed Dooku. The fluffy unicorn pranced around in front of Dooku and stopped to look up at him. The unicorn's eyes were rainbow and sparkly.

'I wuv you, yes I do! Yes I do! Yes I do!' whispered Dooku and hugged the unicorn, 'I think I'll call you Yummy-Yum-Yum-Berries.' The unicorn smiled happily showing perfect teeth and jumped into Dooku's speeder. 'When we get home,' continued Dooku, 'you'll meet Sajji, Grievous and Ki-Adi-Mundi! Their my besties.' He said nudging the unicorn in the shoulder, getting pink fluff all over his tunic. 'You can stay at my animal shelter for homeless Separatist animals! You'll love it! I bet ya you'll be the best of friends with Simon, he's a pony. C'mon Yummy-Yum-Yum-Berries, let's go!' screamed Dooku as he jumped in and turned on the speeder and whizzed to the secret Separatist base on Coruscant (under the Jedi Temple actually), and he led Yummy-Yum-Yum-Berries in and down a corridor to the left to DAS (Dooku's Animal Shelter).

'Master, what is that puffball doing in my bedroom?' screamed Ventress.

'Your bedroom? This is my animal shelter! Everyone knows that! Well actually only I and Grievous do, but that doesn't matter!' replied Dooku.

'I want my bedroom back now!' screamed Ventress and ran outside crying.

'I'll be back Sebastian, sorry Yummy-Yum-Yum-Berries!'

Back in the Temple…

'On my Force! Ahsoka! Have you seen my new boy scout plush cuddly?' cried Anakin as he danced around the room with it.

'Yes Master, you showed me it a couple of minutes ago.' She sighed, filing her nails.

'I did? Well any way it's still really awesome!' he screamed and danced somemore. Ahsoka rolled her eyes. Suddenly Obi-Wan walked into the room. All the lights went off and then a single spotlight landed perfectly on Obi-Wan, he was wearing his favourite walrus t-shirt.

'Everyday I'm shuffling.' Said Obi-Wan and began to shuffle.

'So, Ahsoka,' started Anakin, 'do you want to get out of here.'

'Yeah, sounds good.' Replied Ahsoka and the left Obi-Wan to his shuffling.

In the Secret Separatist Base…

'Ok, girls! And a 1 and a 2! S-I-T-H, what does that spell Sith! Go Sith!' screamed Ventress as she, Luminara, Barriss, Shaak Ti, Padmé and Aayla Secura danced around in their cheerleading uniforms. Ventress had acquired several pom-poms from the fluffy unicorn.

'Woo hoo!' screamed Barriss and ran around in circles around Luminara.

'Roses, roses, roses, roses, roses, roses, roses, roses roses,' chanted Luminara until she smacked her Padawan.

'Party-Rocking is not a weapon the Jedi use.' She said as she scolded her Padawan.

'Again from the top!' screeched Ventress.

Somewhere else in the Secret Separatist Base…

'Hi, I'm Simon.' Said a small scruffy pony.

'Well, I'm Yummy-Yum-Yum-Berries, and I'm a pink, fluffy, unicorn.'

'I've never met a unicorn. By the way, I've got fishing license.'

'Master Yoda, who is this?' asked Mace, gesturing to a guy behind him.

My cousin, he is. Bear Grylls, his name is.' Replied Yoda.

'Yes, Mace. I'm Bear I'm climbing up the Temple steps for my next episode cause I'm on the HoloNet tonight again.' Explained Bear Grylls.

'Wow, that's cool.' Said Mace.

'Not as cool as my sister-in-law!' screamed Barriss, as she was pulled along by a woman.

'My sister-in-law is J Lo! HA, beat that!' she screamed and fell out the window.

'remarkable, that is.' Said Yoda and he too jumped out the window.

'I, I mean we, can beat that.' Said Rex and Cody. 'We have this rad cat from DAS!' screamed Cody, as he held up a fluffy unicorn.

'Unicorn, that is, not cat.' Said Yoda as he climbed back in the window.

'Awww, darn. Dooku cheated us again.' Cried Rex.

'I wuv you.' Whispered Ahsoka and she hugged Cody.

'My boyfriend!' screamed Barriss who had also climbed back through the window.

'Woops, wrong guy.' Said Ahsoka and hugged Yoda.

'No Ahsoka! You love me!'cried Rex and hugged an icypole.

'Everyday I'm shuffling.'