Dear Ed, Dear Al

by Midnight Hazard

"I really love cats brother; every type of cat! And I want them all in a basket, with bowties, and on a rainbow and… I WANNA HUG ALL OF THEM! BUT THAT'S CRAZY, I CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT!" "Al,as your bro, I think you should get a psychiatrist." Follows FMAB.

2. Chapter 2

Well, this story got a slightly better reception then I thought it would. People actually liked this! :D Enjoy!

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Dear Ed,

Hey, how's it been? I haven't seen you for a while. Learned anything new yet? I hope you've been staying out of trouble.

Love,

Winry

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Al,

I think you have a problem with cats. You're overly obsessed. Why don't you adopt a dog or something? And tell Ling that he knows what I'm talking about.

Your brother,

Ed

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Winry,

I'm fine. I've learned a few new things. I need your advice; Al's cat obsession is getting really creepy. It's starting to freak me out. And I'm trying to stay out of trouble, but no guarantees.

Love,

Ed

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Dear Ed,

How bad can his obsession be? He's always loved cats. I don't see a problem.

Love,

Winry

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Winry,

He said, and I quote, "And I want them(cats) all in a basket, with bowties, and on a rainbow and… I WANNA HUG ALL OF THEM! BUT THAT'S CRAZY, I CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT!"

That isn't normal, Winry. I'm really scared.

Love,

Ed

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Dear Al,

How are you? I hope you're doing okay over there.

Ed told me about your cat problem. Solution: Find another cat, name it 'every cat', and hug it. Put a bowtie on it if you want to. Problem solved.

Your friend,

Winry

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Dear Ed,

I gave him advice about that.

I'm sure you'll want to know what's going on here, so I'll tell you.

I stopped by at Central to visit Sheska, and you'll never guess what happened! Roy Mustang actually tried to enforce that crazy miniskirt plan! Well, Riza pointed a gun at Mustang and forced him to swear on his life that he would take back that order. Actually, that's just a really strong rumor, so she might've threatened to chain him to his desk until he finished all his paperwork instead. (And trust me, there's a huge mountain of it on his desk. It almost touches the ceiling!)

Both of them sound a lot like Hawkeye, so I'm not sure which ones true. I'll have to ask her about it one of these days.

So yeah, that's what's going on here. What's up with you?

Love,

Winry

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Dear Brother,

I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CATS! And why'd you tell Winry?

She told me to name a cat 'every cat' and hug it. Ling found that hilarious.

Oh, and Mei says hi.

Ed 2 just got in a fight with one of the larger cats. I better go stop them.

Your brother,

Alphonse Elric

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Dear Winry,

I'm doing fine. It's really hot over here.

… Winry, no matter what Ed tells you, I don't have a cat problem!

How are things back home?

From,

Alphonse

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Dear Riza,

I'm sorry for trying to make all the women wear miniskirts.

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!

The Awesome Furer,

Roy Mustang

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Dear Winry,

AHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT IDIOT ACTUALLY TRIED! And if I know Lt. Hawkeye, she's probably pretty pissed.

There's not much going on here. I met some guy from central here, and he fainted out of shock when I told him who I was. I'M TALLER WINRY, I'M FINALLY TALLER! IN YOUR FACE WORLD!

… Yeah and tell Granny that I got taller, will ya? Thanks.

And love the advice you gave Al. I can't believe I didn't think of it myself.

And tell Mustang he's an idiot.

Love,

Ed

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Roy,

Why did you send me a note when you're in the room next to me?

Get back to work.

-Riza Hawkeye

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Dear Al,

Whatever you say.

At home? Well, Mustang tried to enforce his crazy miniskirt dream. Hawkeye got pissed and did something to him (either threatened him with a gun or threatened to chain him to his desk until he finished all his paperwork).

Oh, and Mustang got a dog! It's a girl, and it has white fur. Not sure what he named it yet.

Anything exciting in Xing?

Your friend,

Winry

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Riza,

…But do you forgive me?

And maybe we could arrange a puppy play date for White Kogiarashi and Black Hayate?

-Furer Roy Mustang

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Dear Ed,

I showed Pinako your letter and she says:

OH REALLY PIPS SQUEAK? I'LL HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT!

She wrote that, not me.

Ed, you've been growing since Al came back. Don't you remember that you were taller than me when you left?

Oh, and Mustang got a dog. It's a white haired girl dog. I don't know the name yet.

And I'll give Mustang your message whenever I see him. I'm sure he'll be happy to hear that!

Love,

Winry

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Roy,

…Maybe.

And I'll think about a puppy play date IF you finish ALL your paperwork.

-Riza Hawkeye

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A/N: So how was it? The cat solution (Find another cat, name it 'every cat', and hug it. Problem solved.) idea was from Shippuden Ninja. I sincerely thank all of you for your reviews. They always put a smile on my face, even when I'm having a bad day.

And my Grandma died recently. Keep her in your thoughts/prayers.

Anyway, the faster you review, the faster I update! Oh, and can you give me a name that you think Mustang would name a white girl dog? I can't think of any good ones.