'Are you serious?' asked Barriss as she tried on yet another wedding dress, 'it's way too big! Again!' She grabbed another white dress, but it was still too big.

'That's just sad.' Replied Ahsoka who was sitting on the couch counting her fingers.

'I think I need to put on some weight.' Decided Barriss and she ran off to eat some Mandalorian pizza.

'She is so weird.' Said Ahsoka as she finished counting her fingers and was counting her toes.

'Can I come out now?'Asked Obi-Wan who had been playing scrabble under the carpet.

'Yep.'

'Yay!'

'You know what?'

'What?'

'You're really weird.'

'That's mean Ahsoka. I'm so telling Anakin.'

'And? He doesn't care, he only cares about his boy scout plush cuddly.'

'But he just texted me: ILY.'

'uh, yeah, I LOVE YODA?'

'That's just so sad!' cried Obi-Wan as he ran outside crying.

'Some people.' Sighed Ahsoka as she shook her head.

In a Gym Somewhere On Coruscant…

'I can't do it!' cried Barriss as she struggled to lift another cupcake to her mouth.

'Yes you can! Yes you can!' screamed Ventress as she forced the purple cupcake into Barriss' mouth. 'Eat the cupcake!'

'No!'

'But, you must!'

'I can't do it! It's just so hard, I've already eaten 645 cupcakes, let alone 56 Jelly beans!'

'Pwdfmskmk!'

'What is pwdfmskmk?'

'It means pretty-whale-dance-for-mrs-skunk-kangaroo-marshmallow-koala?'

'I totally knew that.'

'Ah, no you did not stupid little greeny-yellow Jedi!'

'I am not greeny-yellow.'

'Liar!'

'What?'

'You are so! Obi-Wan said so!'

'Ok, so now you talk to Obi-Wan about your problems?'

'Well, sometimes…but its actually not Obi-Wan more like a fake Obi-Wan I drew on my wall in my bedroom.'

'Yes! I did it!' screamed Barriss.

'What you found out I really, really, really, really, really like Obi-Wan?'

'No!I ATE THE CUPCAKE. Yes!'

'Well done!'

Somewhere in the Secret Separatist Base…

'Sajjie, Grievous and friends, I would like you all to meet my twin daughters, Sebastien and Little D.' said Dooku as he presented two small coconuts.

'Master, those can't be your daughters.' Said Ventress.

'Why not?' exclaimed Grievous.

'Cause they are coconuts you dipstick!' screamed Ventress as she walked the plank in a pirate costume.

'Oh, right.'

'Well, I think my daughters are beautiful.'

'Not as beautiful as my daughter though.' Retorted Ventress.

'You don't have a daughter!' said Dooku.

'Actually I do, but she lives with Plo Koon cause he likes to eat guitars.'

'Ok, well what does she look like and what's her name?' asked Grievous.

'She looks like me with two red light-thingies, lightsabers I mean, and her arms stick out in front of her like a zombie and she wears a Rex helmet.'

'Yeah, right!' sighed Dooku

'What's her name then, don't tell me it's Zombie-Rex-Ventress?' asked Grievous

'Actually it is!' screamed Sajjie and ran outside to her bird perch to sing Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows to her cactus.

Somewhere in the Jedi Temple…

'Ahsoka, I have something important to say.' Said Rex.

'Yes?' replied Ahsoka as Rex got down on one knee and grabbed her hand with some tongs.

'I don't know how to say this, because I've never thought I'd say this to anyone, but…'

'Yes Rex?' said Ahsoka getting really excited.

'I'm a sailor.'

'Wow, that was not what I expected.'

Somewhere else in the Jedi Temple…

'Anakin, what are you doing?' asked Obi-Wan casually.

'Well, now that you asked, I'm training R2 to be a cashier.'

'Why? Why not just teach him to play scrabble? Or make Mandolorian pizza?'

'Because if Artoo is cashiers…wait, I'm just thinking of a reason.' Said Anakin as he put on his thinking cap.

'I'm going to go get a toothpick. I'll be right back.'

In the Mos Eisley Cantina…

'What is a Chewbacca?' asked Han Solo as he practised his soap opera.

'Where did you get that word from?' asked Luke.

'In my soap opera, it says "Chewbacca".'

'Hmm, sounds a bit like a chocolate bar.'

'Yeah, does too, what do you think Leia?'

'Well if you want an honest answer, I think it's a wookiee.'

'What? Nahh, probably just chocolate bar. Crazy princess.'

'Hey! She's my sister and I don't like it when you call her "crazy princess".'

'Well, she's my bestie.'

'Is not.'

'Is too,'

'Is not.'

'Is too.'

'Is too.'

'What?'

'I don't know. Do ya wanna hear my song? There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Lando was his name-o.
L-A-N-D-O
L-A-N-D-O
L-A-N-D-O
And Lando was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Lando was his name-o.
(clap)-A-N-D-O
(clap)-A-N-D-O
(clap)-A-N-D-O
And Lando was his name-o.

There was a farmer who had a dog,
And Jango was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
And Jango was his name-o.'

'That's a nice song Han.'

Somewhere on Naboo…

'But Mama! I wanna be a Gungan!' screamed baby Padme.

'Now honey, you know you cannot be a Gungan, just sit down and I'll make you some toast.'

'With jam?'

'Yes, with jam.'

Night time in the Jedi Temple…

'Arghhhhhhhhh!' screamed Ahsoka, 'what is it?'

'I think, I think it's a Zombie-Rex-Ventress!' screamed Obi-Wan.

'Run for your lives everybody! Its Zombie-Rex-Ventress!' screamed Anakin and ran outside and off the roof.

Somewhere in hyperspace…

'Commander Bly, how long til the attic is cleared?' asked Aayla.

'Well ma'am, ther's a large statue which is causing some problems, but it should all be cleared in 0007 hours.'

'Ok, while we wait, why don't we just play I spy?'

'Ok, but that isn't very professional is it?'

'What does professional mean?'

'Doesn't matter.'

'I spy with my little eye something that starts with F.'

'French toast?'

'Fritatta?'

'Faulty hyperdrive?'

'I give up!'

'Okay Bly, it was face.' Said Aayla

'Blast!I knew it was face!I was looking at your beautiful face, and I was going to say it!'

'What does beautiful mean?'

'Maybe you should ask General Unduli, she knows a lot about beautiful.'

'KK.'

In the Jedi Temple …

'I have something to tell you guys.' Said Anakin to the assembled crowd of Jedi. 'Obi-Wan you are are a good Obi-Wan. And 'Soka, you are a good Snips. That is all.'