Dear Ed, Dear Al

by Midnight Hazard

"I really love cats brother; every type of cat! And I want them all in a basket, with bowties, and on a rainbow and… I WANNA HUG ALL OF THEM! BUT THAT'S CRAZY, I CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT!" "Al,as your bro, I think you should get a psychiatrist." Follows FMAB.

3. Chapter 3

A/N: I can't believe so many people like this! Big huge thanks to Morpheus9494 who suggested a name for Roy's dog! White Mizuumi is now White Kogiarashi! (Which means firestorm btw) Thanks a lot! And thanks to everyone who reviewed! Every review puts a smile on my face. :)

Enjoy the chapter!

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Dear Winry,

Actually, something funny did happen here in Xing!

You know how Ling's being trained to be emperor, right? Well one of his advisers suggested that he cut his hair. He practically freaked out! I never knew he liked his hair so much! It was pretty funny; Lanfan had to calm him down. Mei and I just sat there eating our fried rice (the fried rice here is awesome!).

Yeah…

Mei said hi.

Your friend,

Alphonse Elric

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Al,

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. And Winry's just awesome like that.

So learned anything yet?

Your wonderful brother,

Edward Elric

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Lanfan,

We need to start operation Make-Ling-Fall-In-Love-With-Lanfan (MLFILWL) soon. Do you mind if I tell Alphonse about it?

-Mei

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Riza,

So…

What's up, Lt?

-Roy Mustang

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Dear Winry,

I was? Oh…

Anyway, there's some stalker girl following me around. What do you think I should do about it? It's freaking me out…

Love,

Ed

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Mei,

I never approved of that! And I told you not to do it!

Please Mei, stay out of my love life. I heard that the last time you got involved with someone's love affairs, the person ended up in the hospital with serious injuries.

How did that happen anyway?

-Lanfan

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Roy,

Get. Back. To. Work.

You have a deadline tomorrow.

And why do you keep sending notes?

-Riza Hawkeye

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Dear Al,

I never thought that would happen! I'll never understand Ling…

Tell Mei I said hi back. And say hi to Lanfan for me too.

Your friend,

Winry

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Dear Ed,

Tell that b- I mean girl that you have a girlfriend ten times prettier than her.

Don't let her get anywhere near you.

Love,

Winry

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Dear Alphonse,

I have to tell you something involving Ling and Lanfan. Meet me after lunch today.

-Mei

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Riza,

I will.

And why do you keep replying to them?

-Roy Mustang (the Furer)

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Dear Brother,

… I'm just gonna ignore all your cat comments from now on.

I'm learning alchahistory! Mei's teaching me.

And I might not be replying to your letters as quickly for a while. I'm helping Mei with her plan to get Ling and Lanfan together. She told me about it today. Can you tell Winry for me?

Take care of yourself brother! And drink your milk!

Your brother,

Al

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Lanfan,

Well it's too late now! I already told Alphonse!

About that… that was just a misunderstanding. It won't happen again, I swear!

You two are going to make such a cute couple! Kyaa!

-Mei

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Roy,

…

Just get back to work.

-Riza Hawkeye

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Dear Winry,

Thanks for the advice, but I just told her to leave me alone. (it worked btw)

Were you jealous? Never thought you were the jealous type, Winry. ;)

Oh, and Al might not write to you for a while because of some matchmaker project he's working on.

Love,

Ed

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Mei,

Alright, when are we starting stage 1?

-Alphonse

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Al,

Fine. Do you think I could do it? I know I can't do alchemy, but maybe I could do alchahistory…

Cool. About time Ling noticed Lanfan. I give you my support!

…Did you just tell me to drink milk? You know what? Give it to the stinkin' cats!

Your awesome big brother,

Ed

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Furer Mustang,

Please don't get Hawkeye any more annoyed. She looks pissed.

Please finish your paperwork soon, or else she might snap.

-Lt. Breda

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Dear Ed,

Jealous? No way.

Oh, and for some reason, the guys around here have been awfully nice to me and complementing me a lot. I wonder why…

Love,

Winry

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Mei,

Please, I'm begging you; do not get me or Ling in the hospital. PLEASE!

God help me.

-Lanfan

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Riza,

Guess what! I finished my paperwork!

Can we get White Kogiarashi and Black Hayate together for a puppy play date now?

-Roy Mustang

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Dear Winry,

Hi right back at ya!

Mei and Alphonse are plotting to get me and Ling together. The last time Mei played matchmaker, someone ended up in the hospital with serious injuries.

What should I do?

Your friend,

Lanfan

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Alphonse,

Soon. Very soon.

-Mei

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Dear Winry,

KEEP THOSE IDIOTS AWAY FROM YOU! ARE THEY STILL BOTHERING YOU? I'LL COME HOME AND BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF 'EM! NO ONE MESSES WITH YOU AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Love,

Ed

PS: THOSE #$%* BETTER STAY AWAY FROM YOU OR ELSE!

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Lanfan,

I'll try. But I'm pretty sure it won't happen again!

-Mei

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Roy,

… What about the paperwork you stuffed in your desk?

And why do you want our dogs to have a "puppy play date" so bad? They're not even puppies.

-Riza Hawkeye

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Dear Lanfan,

I haven't seen you in such a long time! How are you?

Good luck with that. I don't think there's much you can do about it. When Al puts his mind into something, it's pretty hard to stop him. And I think Mei's even more determined than him! All you can do is wait.

Speaking of match making, Sheska, Mustang's gang, and I are going to make a plan to get Hawkeye and Mustang together. Wish me luck!

Your friend,

Winry

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Riza,

…

I'll do that later.

-Roy Mustang

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Dear Ed,

… And you call me jealous?

I was kidding! (sorta) I was just trying to get back at you for calling me jealous!

And it's really sweet that you care about me so much! I miss you!

Do you think you can visit anytime soon? Everyone misses you.

Love,

Winry

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A/N: How'd ya like it? A bit more romance in this one! :3 Don't you just love an overprotective Ed?

Do you think the scrambled up letters are getting a bit confusing to keep track of? Please tell me if they are.

The faster you review, the faster I update! :D