This is Normal Right? Chp 6

After everyone had left after Anakin's sudden but strange announcement, Obi-Wan left to order some Mandalorian pizza, leaving Ahsoka alone in the middle of the refresher.

'Hey 'Soka!' screamed Barriss.

'Yes my lady?'

'You're not Ahsoka, stupid Mandaloran pizza guy!'

'Sorry ma'am!' said the stupid Mandalorian pizza guy and ran off in circles.

'Hi Barriss!' screamed Ahsoka.

'Hey, can I talk to you alone?'

'Aren't we already alone?'

'Oh, right.'

'So…'

'So what?'

'So what were you going to tell me!'

'Yeah, since I'm getting married and all, I was wondering if you would be bridesmaid?'

'What! You want me to be a maid?Your personal servant? Why can't you get Cody to do that?'

'Cause Cody's the groom, duh!'

'He can groom himself!'

'Do you know anything about weddings?'

' No! Why would I ? Do ya think I'll marry Fives or Echo or Coric or even… Cody?'

'What about Rex?'

'Oh I forgot him.'

'Really?'

'Rody and Cex…that's funny! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'

'That's like Ventress and Barriss: Bentress and Varriss!'

'Oh, I got another! Waxer and Boil: Baxer and Woil!'

'My turn! Dooku and Grievous: Gooku and Drievous.'

'What about Anakin and Ahsoka? That makes Anakin and Ahsoka! That one is the best!'

In Anakin's Quarters…

'Obi-Wan,' said Anakin, ' you are such a whale.'

'What the Force is a whale?' replied Obi-Wan.

'Isn't a whale a cockroach? Or is it a pear?' wondered Ahsoka.

'Isn't a whale a mud pit?'

'No a whale is any of the larger marine mammals of the order Cetacea, especially as distinguished from the smaller dolphins and porpoises, having a fishlike body, forelimbs modified into flippers, and a head that is horizontally flattened.' Exclaimed Obi-Wan.

'Wjat? No way!' said Anakin and Ahsoka in unison.

'Why do I bother? I'm going to go play badminton with Satine!' screeched Obi-Wan and ran into the refresher.

On the Millennium Falcon…

'Who the Force are you?' asked Han Solo.

'Mesa Jar Jar Binks.' Said a strange Gungan.

'Oh, I've heard of you, don't touch my ship!'

In the hangar bay…

Ahsoka had just finished taking her happy pills and pranced happily into the happy bay, I mean hangar bay.

'Hey Rex?' yelled Ahsoka.

'Yes Commander?' replied Rex as he drove forward on an Artoo unit he was riding.

'Have you seen my fridge?'

'No, have you seen my satellite?'

'Nope.'

'Last time I saw it I was playing Battlefront with Cody and then he hit me with a llama and it was funny.'

'Well I need my fridge cause I need to put my badges in there before they melt.'

'And I need my satellite otherwise I won't be able to play Ultimate Ninja Granny!' cried Rex and he cried until the hangar bay was an indoor pool.

'Pool party!' moaned Zombie-Rex-Ventress.

'Arghhhhh!' screamed Ahsoka and Rex in unison and ran out screaming.

On Tatooine…

'Wow Ben! Look at that sign what does it say?' cried Luke as they walked through Mos Eisley.

'It says: Tusken/Jawa dance party. 12+. Entry Fee: 235348695476294 credits.' Replied Ben Kenobi.

'Can we go?'

'I don't know.'

'Well… the Force is telling me yes!'

'Well then fine but only for a couple of days.'

'Yes!'

On Coruscant…

'Chancellor Palpatine…where are we going?' asked Rex/ Padmé.

'To the gallery of signatures…and why are you wearing that Rex costume again?'

'Well why are you wearing your "I heart Rex Shirt?"'

'Because I am DaRTH SlideSarefun.' He retorted.

'Is your voice breaking?'

'No! I was just disecting a Jawa.'

'Oka fgj fgiro dfgjkdg.'

'What language is that?'

'It's an ancient language called gibberish.'

'Well that is quite interesting Senator Padme. Rex. Ventress.'

'Hey Palpatine? Have you seen my fridge?'

Somewhere on Geonosis…

'Oh my Force! Guess who just kissed me Luminara!' screamed Aayla.

'Bly?'

'No! What? Of course not!' shrieked Aayla.

'Who then?' asked Luminara.

'The Mandalorian pizza guy!'

'Aayla, the Mandalorian pizza guy is Bly.'

'Really? Wow! I'm so telling Ventress that I got kissed before her!'

In the Secret Separatist Base…

'!' cried Ventress.

'What's wrong Sajjie?' asked Dooku.

'Aay-l-la got kissed before ME!'

'Well, it doesn't matter does it?'

'Yes! Do you know what this means? I have to kiss Obi-Wan!'

'Well I'm sure it's not that bad.'

'Are you kidding? That's great!'

In the Jedi Temple…

'Hey Obi-Wan, have you seen my satellite?' asked Rex.

'Nope.'

'Awww! By the way Ventress wants to kiss you…I suggest you run, and find my satellite and Ahsoka's fridge!'

'Well, I don't want to! Do you know what Satine told me?'

'No,, what did the Duchess tell you?'

'That she was getting married to some Mandalorian pizza guy!'

'I'm sorry General Kenobi, I'm sure things will work out fine.'

'Are you kidding this is great! I finally get to kiss Ventress with Satine telling me off for not feeding her alpacas, cause I've been watching to much "Llama Wants a Wife".'

'Well… you go do whatever you do…bye…'

On Tatooine…

'Mum, why do Jawas light up?' asked baby Anakin.

'What do you mean light up honey?' asked Shmi.

'Well I got some magical red stuff and I put on the Jawa and now it is all lighted up.'

'You set a Jawa on fire? Poor Jawa, I'll save you!' shrieked Shmi and ran out side to the flaming Jawa.

'Wahhhh! I want to play wif my magical red stuff!'

In the Jedi High Council Chambers…

'Hmmm, much to discuss, there is.' Said Yoda.

'Like what Master Yoda?' asked Mace.

'Kill Justin Bieber we must.'

'Why Master?' asked Mace.

'Sounds like a Jawa, he does.'

'Too true.' Agreed Ki-Adi-Mundi.

'Eliminate him we must.'

In the Jedi Temple…

'Hi guys, would you ike me to read you a story?' asked Ahsoka.

'Yess!' cried Anakin, Obi-Wan and Rex.

'Okay here we go. The Jedi eat the pancakes, and then they vomit on Zombie-Rex-Ventress. Zombie-Rex Ventress screams and smells some french toast so she eats Obi-Wan for breakfast.

Then the Sith eat all the Jedi's reserve waffles and pancakes and Rex comes to the rescue and helps them make some french toast, before eating Satine and playing Battlefront with Cody and his Llama.

The message says: Beware of the Dark Side

It does not have any lollies or magical rainbow unicorns. Eat the Sith, save the Jedi.

Signed sincerely,

Cody and rex are the best ever.

The little Ewoks suddenly turned into smurfs and ran to play tennis with Bultar Swan and Eeth Koth. Then suddenly the French toast is burnt and Jedi's cry.

The End.' Finished Ahsoka.

Obi-Wan was laughing in happiness, Rex was crying and Anakin had disappeared

'That was beautiful Ahsoka.' Cried Rex. Ahsoka patted him on the head and went to play tennis with the smurfs.

On Geonosis…

'Darth Vader is a scary guy and he likes to eat flies for brefrest and he eats the Jedi for lunch and the ponies for din-dins. He isn't very nice to Luke and he chops off his hand and than he says he is a father and he does a creepy laugh and Luke falls down and goes to a pool party and dies from stuff.' Explained Anakin

'Oh I thought Star Wars was about the mermaids eat Santa and then they raid Geonosis and eat the Luminara for lunch and chomp on Cody for snacks. Then Rex gets hit with a Llama and cries cause he is sad.' Said obi-Wan

'No, Star Wars is when the whales eat the waffles and the little squirrels dance.' Replied Ahsoka

'No that was your birthday party last year.' Commented Rex.