'Happy life-day to you! Happy life-day to you! Happy life-day, dear Barriss! Happy life-day to you!' sang the assembled crowd: Ahsoka, Cody, Rex, Lux, Anakin, Obi-Wan and Han Solo.

'Happy life-day Barriss!' screeched Luminara, who as always, was terribly late. Barriss pouted in Luminara's direction and turned to Ahsoka.

'So 'Soka, what did ya get me?' asked Barriss excitedly. Ahsoka rushedly held out a rather large box, covered in "SuperBantha!™" wrapping paper. Barriss seized it immediately and then continued to tear it open savagely. Everyone peered in closely to examine its contents.

'Is that a dead llama?' asked Cody, 'more importantly, is that my dead llama?'

'It's not what it looks like! I mean, I was in my quarters when that retarded llama came trotting in, I had my lightsabers activated and accidently lopped its head off!' Ahsoka explained, Cody gasped. 'It's not my fault…I mean whats the difference between an octuparra droid and a llama?' she finished as Cody cried sadly to himself.

'Well I for one agree with Ahsoka. After all I was hit by Cody on the melon numerous times with kriffing llama.' piped up Rex.

'Well I think it's the best present in the galaxy! Second only to that toaster Han bought me!' screamed Barriss.

'So Han Solo, Han Solo love…fancy going out with me?' asked Luminara.

'Ummm..that's a difficult question….no.' he replied and ran into the closet.

'Hi!' said Lux to Cody.

'Hi.'

'Whats wrong?'

'Nothing..just leave me alone.'

'Okay buddy.'

Their conversation was interrupted by Master Yoda, as he walked in with a long line of younglings following behind him. Zombie-Rex-Ventress, now a fully qualified youngling, did a creepy smile.

'Younglings, attack!' Yoda yowled before running off to make sandwiches for Aayla Secura in her mental hospital.

Rex screamed as Zombie-Rex-Ventress activated her lightsaber and sliced his toast in half, before muching on the bit with the jam. Ahsoka had two younglings attacking her although one was playing Battlefront II on the PlayStation. Cody a flip out of the closet, landed on Anakin's back before steering him like a tauntaun out the window. Meanwhile Luminara played spin the bottle with Han Solo and Ki-Adi Mundi.

'Younglings are always freakishly possessed!' cried Anakin as he clambered back in the window.

'Alright my lovelies, settle down children.' Calmed Obi-Wan. The younglings then each took it in turn to make pancakes and offer them as peace offerings to Ki-Adi Mundi.

A howl came from the door. 'Cody, me bro!'cried Wolffe, 'I brought the Wolfpack, now let's go werewolf hunting!' howled Wolffe. A chorus of agreeing howls came from the Wolfpack.

'Can I come?' asked Rex.

'I'm sorry ma'am, but we don't particulary like females.' Replied Wolffe.

'But I'm a guy!'

'Course you are love.'

Zombie-Rex-Ventress giggled and hugged Wolffe's leg. Wolffe warily detached her from his precious leg, careful that she wouldn't turn feral and rip it to shreds, after all this was his favourite leg.

'But, we can take females if they are somehow realted to the Ventress.' Added Wolffe.

'The Ventress?'

'Aye,' said Wolffe, ' we've been having some impersonations.' He claimed staring pointedly at Barriss.

'Oh c'mon!'

In the Secret Separatist Base…

'And three tablespoons of darkside. Add that to the mixture and then bake for 10-12 hours approx.' recited Grievous. 'Dooku will be so surprised at my surprisingly surprising surprise!'

'Whatcha doing?' asked Ventress, as she played on his head with Anakin's teddy bear.

'Baking a cake for Dooku.'

'Why?'

'Because I love him.' He replied.

'That is mildly disturbing.' Muttered Ventress.

'At least I don't have a crush on Obi-Wan.'

In the Mos Eisley Cantina…

'I'm sexy and I know it.' sang Luke.

'By the Force, do you ever shut up?' yelled Ben.

'Fine….what one sec. I think I'm receiveing a holo-transmission from Qui-Gon!'

'Wha?'

Yes, Qui-Gon,' said Luke quietly, 'I course Qui-Gon. Yes I will drive Leia to the Deathstar. Yes, I promise, and no, I don not still were nappies. Aha. Aha.'

'This could take some time.' Muttered Obi-Wan.

'Yes Qui-Gon, I promise to take special care of Ben. Okay, love you too! Bye.'

In the Clone Barracks…

'I like ice-cream.' Giggled Rex.

'I think we need to have a little guy to guy chat, Rex ol' buddy.' Replied Cody.

'Oh really? What about?' Rex asked.

'Climate change.'

'Okay..'

'I know you're really sensitive with this issue, but it just simply needs to be discussed. I mean we are seriously endangering Hoth. Soon it will melt, and we are gponna have to call Bath or something. You follow?'

'Yeah, I can really see where you are coming from.' Answered Rex.

'I'll consider taking it up with the Jedi High Council.' Added Cody. Then he did a little dance and went off to party with King Charles II.

In Anakin's Quarters…

'Hey Master?' asked Ahsoka impatiently.

'What now?' screamed Anakin from inside the oven.

'There's a spider on your back.' She replied.

'Arghhh! Get it off, get it off!' he screeched.

'Okay, okay. Chosen One alright. The Chosen Jedi to be scared of spiders.' She muttered

'GET IT OFF NOW!'

'Okay, seriously. Calm down, your gonna jump to lightspeed if you keep it up.' Said Ahsoka and opened the oven door before picking up the spider and wrapping it up in a box.

'Why is it in the box?' asked Anakin.

'I never got Cody a present.'

'A present for what?'

'For looking after my wampa.' She retorted.

'YOU HAVE A KRIFFIN' WAMPA? WHERE?' squealed Anakin

'She's living in the bathroom.' Ahsoka replied.

Okay, that's alright then.'

'Why is it suddenly alright?'

'Because that's where Rex sleeps when he comes for sleepovers.' He explained.

'Oh. Is that why I wake up in the middle of the night to incessant screaming and wailing?'

'Probably. Or maybe what you hear is just Obi-Wan.'

'What?'

'His pet beetle died last week.'

'Poor Obi-Wan.' Sobbed Ahsoka.

'Poor Obi-Wan indeed.'

Sorry for not updating in a while… I was… on a wild bantha chase

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