My P-…Not so Perfect Brother


Chat Open.

Rockergrl88: Meiko, what's up? Parents let up on the prison sentence yet?

Direngreylvr: No. Wish I had your parents. They didn't even realize you ditched two days of school to go to that concert did they?

Rockergrl88: Lol. MY Parents? They were upset I didn't stay gone. 'Cept Kaa-san harassed me for not cooking dinner for Tou-san.

Direngreylvr: Srsly? That's harsh. What about your outo?

Rockergrl88: *Snort* Yeah, he noticed. Told me it was about time I got back. He was sick of being the 'center of attention'.

Direngreylvr: No way. The 'Trickster' not wanting to be the center of attention? He sick or something? No wait, was he dumped?

Rockergrl88: Please tell me you haven't started calling him that too! I swear that's all I hear at school all day. Why did the brat have to go to my high school? After junior high I was sure he was going to drop out!

Direngreylvr: Lol. That's what you get for being a big sib. Me…I enjoy being the baby.

Rockergrl88: Be glad that your parents won't let me in. Otherwise I'd have to come over and hurt you. So unfair you get the house to yourself! Just gotta finish this year, and I can go to college in Tokyo.

Rockergrl88: Anyways, Masaharu was just being a brat. I'm sure he was home just long enough to sleep. Tennis is his life. 'Sides annoying me that is. And the smug brat looked healthy enough to me, reading ecchi across the table from his 'boyfriend'. Actually, my visit with Yagyuu was the best part of coming home. I swear if Masaharu doesn't get the balls to ask him out soon, I'm going to slap him when he comes home moping about being left alone one of these times.

Direngeylvr: Sors Sora. Masaharu-kun srsly hasn't asked Yagyuu-kun out yet? I thought he'd been harassing him for two years now. Of course, if he's stupid enough to read ecchi in front of Yagyuu-kun instead of asking him to try it, I guess he deserves it. Maybe you're wrong and he isn't gay.

Rockergrl88: Keep dreaming. I've seen the stack of yaoi and shounen-ai he keeps hidden in his room. The only reason he was reading ecchi instead of yaoi was because Tou-san doesn't tolerate that stuff. Masaharu would be kicked out in a second if Tou-san ever found out he was gay. Ironically, even my parents love Yagyuu though. Apparently they always wanted Masaharu and me to be as studious and obedient as he is.

Direngreylvr: A girl can dream can't she? X-) You both got into Rikkidai didn't you? With no help from them. Though they're completely right about that obedient thing…lol…The principals at all your schools knew you both by name. Weren't you even on first name basis with your elementary principal?

Rockergrl88: Not even thirty yet, and you're already prowling for younger men. And no a girl can't dream when the guy is my annoying outo. Yuck. Shhh…don't tell them that…I have five hundred yen saying they don't know what school we attend, or its reputation. By the time Masaharu was out of elementary school, I may have been on a first name basis with Hideki-kun. What's it to you?

Direngreylvr: Such an overprotective nee-san you are. Always knew you were lying when you said you'd be glad to be rid of him. Unless you just want Yagyuu-kun for in-law that much…Not trying to steal him from your own outo are you Sora? Hmmm… I can see it now. Masaharu-kun comes home one day to see you having an affair with his crush in the kitchen, and a love triangle begins. Tsk, tsk Sora.

Rockergrl88: There's something wrong with you. Srsly. I'm trying to remember why I'm friends with a rabid fangirl. You do know Yagyuu is known as the 'Gentleman'? Meaning he'd never cheat on Masaharu. My outo on the other hand…Unlike you, I prefer older mature men Meiko.

Direngreylvr: Uh huh. Like you never thought of it before. All I ever hear is Yagyuu this Yagyuu that. From what I gather Yagyuu acts much older than his age, and is more mature than any of those college guys you dated. Would Hideki be one of these older 'mature' men my dear Sora-chan?

Direngreylvr: Don't even get me started on the nickname 'Gentleman". There is no way he can be a gentleman all the time. The manners and friendliness are probably all a cover, and underneath it he is a rebellious moody guy and his only way to release all his tension is through illicit secretive affairs full of raunchy love making…No wonder Masaharu-kun has a crush on him. Sounds like his type. Are you sure they aren't together?

Rockergrl88: Meiko….Cut it with the romance novels, manga, shows …whatever it is you get that stuff from. Immediately. Yagyuu is a Gentleman, and would never do that. That's just your twisted imagination. No, I never had an affair with Hideki-kun, and never plan to. He's permanently terrified of our family….And thanks so much for putting the picture of Masaharu and Yagyuu-kun having gay sex in my head.

Direngreylvr: Oh c'mon. We both know you're the one who started Masaharu-kun's yaoi collection. And I know I've seen you at school reading one you 'borrowed' from him. So I doubt the image is so bad. Actually could you ask Masaharu-kun for a tape if they ever do get together?

Rockergrl88: You are so dead.

Direngreylvr: I 3 u 2 honey.

Rockergrl88: Ugh. Never mind, I won't waste my time trying to get rid of you. Too much effort to train a new best friend. But stop talking bad about my future in law. Masaharu is so much calmer now that Yagyuu is around. He pays attention to what he does, and I think he might even be considering his future now. Before…he was so reckless, and he didn't care about anything. Figured I'd get a call from the police one night…

Direngreylvr: I know. I remember when he wouldn't come home for nights on end, and you'd get worried because you didn't know where he was. And then it seemed like you were always visiting the Principal at the junior high because he'd done something or other. Actually, I even remember when you freaked out in Second Year because you hadn't been called to talk to the Principal in a month. After that Masaharu-kun introduced you to Yagyuu-kun. You thought he was a yakuza's son.

Rockergrl88: What? I always figured Masaharu would find his way to the yakuza some way or other. And then he brings home Yagyuu who is so tidy and proper. There was no reason for me to think he wasn't a part of some yakuza group or other. He looked like their boss or lawyer or something.

Direngreylvr: Uh huh. And you have the nerve to call me delusional.

Rockergrl88: You are. At least my thoughts are based in reality.

Direngreylvr: Fine. I'll ask Masaharu-kun at school. He'll tell me the truth. It's been a while since I scoped out the tennis courts anyways.

Rockergrl88: You just want to hit on underage boys. And don't you dare ask that in front of Yagyuu-kun. He'll be mortified.

Direngreylvr: Now I have to go.

Rockergrl88: Meiko!

Direngreylvr: You can come too! We both know you want to get pictures of Masaharu-kun blushing. This would be the perfect chance.

Rockergrl88: Fine. But if Yagyuu refuses to date my outo because of this, you're dead.

Direngreylvr: Yeah, Yeah. I know.


Revised: 5-20-12

The chapters are a lot shorter when there are no actions to put in. So this chapter was from the viewpoint of Niou's older sister. Thought I would experiment with the style of this chapter so I made it into an internet chat this time. I hope everyone had fun with Sora and Meiko's personalities, I had fun writing them. They're a lot different from Ikeda's or Kaede's viewpoints. Another time skip has occurred and Niou and Yagyuu are now in high school if you didn't catch that.

**Edit** Thanks to everyone who informed me of my mistake. Highly embarrassed about that.

If you want a follow up chapter to Meiko asking Niou her question, all you have to do is click the little blue button at the bottom of the screen and tell me.

Thanks For Reading,

False Sourires