Deidara looked at the clouded sky. Fuck the rain. His thoughts grumbled as he stood at the base of the school. Fuck the weather in general, it should just stay partly cloudy for the rest of eternity. He sighed seeing how his thoughts wouldn't change his environment.
"Well hello there." smoothed out a horribly taunting voice that Deidara was prepared to smack. The owner slid an arm around the blonds neck. "Did our little buddy blond here forget his umbrella." Hidan smushed out childishly. But before Deidara could bring his pent up wrath upon the silver haired teen Itachi broke in with a solid WACK of his umbrella to Hidan's head. "OWWW! You motherfucker that fucking hurt!" Hidan held the place of contact.
"No shit, that was the point." Itachi replied flatly. Then the raven hair turned to Deidara. "Do you need me to walk you home?" he asked rather considerately. The blond could feel the specks of red begin to invade his face.
"Ummm, no." he replied awkwardly avoiding eye contact. "I err..." trying to think up an excuse was difficult under pressure. "I gotta go do some things for some teachers!" Oh that was so genius. The blond quickly walked off up the stairs nearby but turned his head back to Itachi. "Don't worry about me I'll be a while, so I don't want to see either of you two when I get back." he scolded and stuck his tongue out then ran up the stairs.
Well, obviously the teacher thing, complete bogus. Leaving the feminine teenage boy left to stand at the upstairs window and watch as his friends left. Well Itachi lingered a bit, bastard, why couldn't he do what he was told. But eventually they were gone. Unfortunately, the rain was not. Today just decided to shower the blond with love... through the pouring rain.
The blond let out a deep growl as he began running through the pounding water droplets. "Fuck this shit!" he huffed and picked up his speed.
Soon enough he noticed someone was following him. It was a couple blocks back and he knew for a fact that the only one who went the same way as him was Itachi. 'Did that stupid Bastard hide out somewhere just to scare him?' Deidara pivoted on his heel to catch the Uchiha before he could act but instead found a different black haired stranger ramming strait into him.
"Fu~ck..." Deidara whined as he held his head. It had hit the pavement but a rather deep puddle had broken the fall, somewhat. He opened one eye to see another male on top of him with charcoal black hair, rather long arms and an eye patch over his left eye. Wait. Eye patch? "TOBI?" he asked rather loudly but was mostly droned out by the rain.
The freshman looked up to the blond in confusion at the sound of his name, then a realization hit him. "DEIDARA-SENPAI!" he screamed loud enough to shake the neighborhood, Deidara could tell because it sounded like an actual scream of joy in the rain. Suddenly the younger boy hugged him, which made the blond come to the realization that their cloths were getting wet from sitting in the rain.
"Idiot! Get the fuck off of me!" He shoved the boy off. A hurt look befell the freshie's face, like an injured puppy. "Look we're both soaked, my house is just another block away..." he began to mumble and trailed off in his speech.
The black haired boy instantly got up and helped the smaller one to his feet as well. "You're right senpai."he smiled at the blond. Before any of the blush could gather to Deidara's face he quickly turned away and began to speed walk towards his house, What was with him today! He shook his head, it must be the rain. He opened the gate and ran up to the small shelter of his porch.
After unlocking the front door and letting himself in Deidara quickly shook himself off of any drooping water from his current position. Then he heard a click of the door behind him. Spinning on his heel once more which was a bad idea, apparently his little collision with the freshie had left him with a form of woozyness. A long arm reached out and caught the blond before he could meet the floor.
And there Tobi stood, hovering over Deidara smiling like an idiot like he had this morning. "Are you okay?" he asked in a very sweet and caring voice. He was still holding the blond, rather tightly. Oddly Deidara didn't mind it, he would never say he liked it but he found comfort in the boys arms.
The blond finally assessed that there was a strange freshie standing in his walkway holding him like he were a fucking princess. "Excuse me but do you mind telling me what you're doing in here?" he humphed at the boy. He was not pleased that the freshie had broken through his first line of defense without a fight.
Tobi set Deidara up properly. "Well you said we were soaked and then suggested your house was a block away, I'm sorry I can leave if I'm a bother." he whimpered apologetically. Stupid bastard sure knew how to get what he wanted.
"Fine," The blond huffed. "you can stay until the rain lets up and your cloths dry. But ONLY till then, got it?" he snapped. Tobi kept his smile and nodded eagerly. Deidara merely scowled at the boy. "Now take off your shoes and go sit on the floor in the living room." he sighed as he walked to the closet where his family kept the towels.
Tobi did as he was told, and obediently sat on the floor in the den. Thank god for wood flooring, sure it still probably wasn't a good thing for the floor but it was a hell of a lot easier to clean up than carpet. "Hey freshie!" Deidara called from the kitchen grabbing the gallon of milk from the fridge.
"Yes senpai?" Tobi called back.
"You ain't lactose intolerant right?" The blond hollered once more.
"No, why do you ask?" The eye patched boy stayed seated, as he was instructed.
Deidara poured two glasses of milk into a pan and put it on the stove on low. Then left it to tend to the dripping wet teen in his living room. He threw a white towel in his face. "Dry yourself. I'm not going to have a drenched man wearing my clothes." he grumbled as he began the process of drying his long hair.
Tobi smiled up at him like a piece of sunshine. "You mean I get to wear senpai's cloths?" he beamed.
Deidara scowled. "Don't get all excited. It's just so I can throw your cloths in the dryer, so calm down will you?" He rolled his eyes at the younger male. Obviously this one was a little strange. "I'm going to go get the cloths, now can I trust you to watch the milk?" he pointed to the doorway from whence he'd came. Tobi stared for a while then spied the milk on the stove and nodded furiously. "You go have fun with that."
Deidara marched up the stairs and to the door farthest down the hallway on the right. His room was a pleasant relaxing red tone, a bed in the corner by the window and the closet next to the door on the right. That's directly where he bee-lined to. He grabbed a normal black t-shirt from himself and black jeans. But for Tobi he had to look deeper in his drawers. Deidara was a small boy to begin with, dressing a giant with his normal cloths would prove to be a difficult task indeed.
Eventually he found a pair of sweatpants and an overgrown T-shirt that he used for sleeping in the summer. After changing, he hopped down the stairs skipping the last step. As he did on tradition, something he found to wake him up in the morning. And found Tobi in the kitchen turning off the stove and pouring the milk. And still soaking wet...
"What did I tell you to do?" Deidara tried to contain his voice but his anger still seethed out.
"ummm... watch the milk!" Tobi said with then handed the blond his milk.
"No before that." He seethed again taking the milk and cooling it a bit before he dipped his tongue into it to check the temperature.
"Sit in the living room?" The charcoaled haired man said in confusion.
"Cheeky moron." Deidara hissed. " I said "Dry yourself. Stupid." the blond turned and walked back into the living area with his milk and Tobi's would be cloths. "Come on!." he ordered. Tobi followed with his milk and towel around his neck.
The blond pointed for the freshman to sit, he sat. Rather obedient, kinda like a dog. Deidara let out a chuckle as he knelt behind the younger male and took his towel. "What is it senpai?" Tobi looked up to see the blonds face.
"Nothing." Deidara smacked the boy's head back down. "just shut up so I can get you dry." he tried to say as stubbornly as he could but the thought of the freshman as a dog still lingered which caused the occasionally chuckled to escape his lips.
After about a half hour of drying off Tobi and getting him to change and get his cloths into the wash the two teenagers were left with their new cloths and their warm milk, in the middle of Deidara's sofa. The blond felt rather awkward, then again who wouldn't when you had an *almost* complete stranger sitting on your sofa having warm milk that you prepared for them.
"So..." Tobi began, probably feeling the mood of the atmosphere as Deidara did.
"Mind telling me why you decided to stalk me to my house and break an entering even though I don't know anything about you except your name." Deidara said irritatedly.
Tobi sat for a moment. "well I guess," he stopped to think "I guess it's because you're my senpai and you were really nice to me in the hallway." he finally arrived at his conclusion.
Fascinating, so being "nice" to people is just an automatic invite to your house nowadays. Note to self: never be nice to someone ever again! "Well as far as I know you only know my name as well and since the rain doesn't look like it's going to let up, I don't feel like having a total stranger in my house for that time." Deidara sighed and looked at the one eyed boy.
"Let's play 20 question's then!" he smiled and had his face right next to the blonds. A little too close for comfort? I think so. He brought his head back. "I'll ask a question, you answer it, and then you ask a question and I do the same. Get it?" He held up a finger to explain.
Deidara nodded. "Great! I'll start! Okay so Senpai! How many people are in your immediate family?" Tobi asked with his huge grin on his face.
Deidara thought for a moment. "Um well in this house, there's me and my dad, but he's always away on business. My aunt and cousin run a flower shop downtown and visit sometimes but that's it." He nodded confirming his thoughts. "My turn Do you do well in school?" Deidara thought it was a rather lame and un-personal question and he might have been called for that.
But to his surprise Tobi just gave another smile. "I do pretty good, I'm told I got top scores on my entrance exams." he chuckled. Then he thought for a moment. "Has senpai ever had a girlfriend?" Tobi's voice seemed a little more serious but it still had it's cheerful tone, so Deidara thought nothing of it.
"Ummm yeah." he said matter-of-factly. "But she was only for like three days and she asked me out. I guess I never really took much interest in girls." he shrugged. Somehow those words caught Tobi's attention greatly and he was ready for the next question. "Okay, let's see. What do you think about art?" this was a good question because art was Deidara's favorite subject.
"Well, it depends..." Tobi sat in thought. "Some art is art, and then other art... is in the eye of the beholder I guess..." he scratched his head. " I don't know how to describe it." he sat with a contorted face of confusion for a while until Deidara said the question could drop. At least he thought about it. Tobi's face lit up like a Christmas tree but he was obvious blush there as well. "Senpai... are you homosexual?" he slurred out.
Deidara nearly chocked on his milk. "Pardon?" Tobi opened his mouth to repeat and Deidara shut it. "No no I heard what you said!" Deidara huffed out in more frustration than anger. Then thought for a moment, there's something to get your brain working. "Well I guess I never really thought about it... I suppose I could go either way because I've never had a boyfriend, and I hope not all homo's are as fucked up as Hidan." The blond glared into the distance at the thought of the silveret.
"So yeah there's your answer. I'm bi, as it stands." the blond smiled and that just made the overgrown freshman's smile grow even wider, if it were possible. "My turn." he mumbled as he searched for a question. Then he thought of one that might just make him giggle. "What's your favorite animal?" he said flatly.
Tobi turned and raised a curious eyebrow. Deidara nodded as to say 'You heard me!' So Tobi turned back to his milk. "A cat." he said just as deidara had asked. Then set his milk on the table and turned to the blond. "My turn." he gave a small smirk.
The charcoal haired teen then shoved Deidara to the edge of the sofa. Taking the milk from his hands and setting it on the table so as not to spill. He looked down lovingly at the blond with his single eye. "Be my boyfriend." he said more as a command than a question.
A sudden buzzer went off in the laundry room, signifying that their cloths were finished drying. Tobi got off the petrified teen and grabbed his garments. He returned fully dressed in the cloths he arrived in and back to his smiling happy -go-lucky mood. "Just think about it, 'kay?" he chuckled and led himself to the door when a certain blond stopped him by closing the door.
His face was a complete beet red. "I dried you're cloths for you, the least you could do is keep them that way." he scolded gruffly. Tobi paused for a moment then smiled and took the umbrella that was in Deidara's other hand. Then he gave the blond a kiss a rather passionate one at that even though the others mouth didn't open.
"See you at school tomorrow." he smirked and left the house. Leaving Deidara with his first kiss, well with a guy.
A/N::1. Yes. Deidara's a dipshit, 2. yes there is supposed to be itadei here 3. warm milk... IT'S FRICKIN' DELICIOUS! XD *sorry it's what i was drinking when I was writing this* 4. , omigosh FOUR! 5. 20 questions PROBABLY shouldn't be played like that because well.. I've never played it like that i just manipulated the game :3 6. Tobi is sexy 7. I don't own Naruto, I know I couldn't believe it either, do you know how devastated Naruto is? jkjk! i don't own 20 ?'s -,- heck i don't even own one of those things that are supposed to guess what you're thinking :P And for more important shit... it's 1am... i love you... REVIEW! 0O0... nah! this was actually written of my own free will so its okay... and it's the weekend so don't feel bad... but do review they's make me happy. and they's are the caffeine that keep me up like this :3