"Hey Dei?... Deidara?" Itachi waved his hand in front of his friends face. Trying to snap the blond out of whatever oblivion his mind was in. "You shouldn't space out when you're walking you don't know what kind of trouble you'll ram into." Itachi sighed.
You have no idea. Deidara shook his head back into reality. He was still pondering what Tobi had offered yesterday, boyfriend? But they just met yesterday, how could the freshie like him that much, and he's a freshie! The blond boy began to pull at his hair. Dammit why is life so fucking confusing! "I take it that blondie is having problems." Hidan stared at Deidaras weird actions as he walked up to his two companions.
"He wont come out of his little world to tell me whats wrong... " Itachi sighed again.
Hidan smirked at this. "What your little boyfriend is refusing to share his feelings with you? There's the disaster of the year." he cackled aloud as he watched his paler friend turn beat red.
"Shut up Hidan." Itachi growled as Deidara finally pulled himself together.
He came to the realization that they had made it all the way to school. Fuck, he wasn't paying attention. And since when did Hidan get here? "oh morning Hidan..." he mummbled out as he looked around woriedly, he finally came to the decision that "not now" would be a suitible answer for the situation he was in. But he was still a little worried to how the freshie would take it.
"Oh look the dreamer awakens. About fucking time, we were getting so worried I was about to go get some soda to spray into your nice clean hair." Deidara gave his silveret friend the finger and a rather pissed off face.
"Fuck you Hidan." He soo didn't need this right now.
Hidan smirked "Sure just give me a time and place." he chuckled. That's where both Deidara and Itachi punched him in the gut. Mother fucking pervert deserves to be taught a lesson. "Bitches." he glared at both of his so called friends.
As soon as the word left his mouth another voice was heard from behind them. "-AIIIIII~!" was all they three heard at first. Then it got closer. "SENPAIIII~!" it came again. Shit. Why now?
Tobi came running up to the trio and snatched Deidara as he was beginning to turn. "Good morning Senpai!" he yelled out lovingly. He nuzzled his face into Deidara's torso which sent shivers up the blonds spine.
Why the hell does he have to show up now! Deidara whined internally. "Tobi let go of me I'm not some kind of fucking teddy bear that you can squeaze the life out of." Deidara attempted to shove the taller underclassman off of him, unfortunately people were beginning to stare. Great now I look like a freak show.
Tobi looked up to Deidara's face like an innocent child. " But you're just as cute as one." he smiled. This caused Deidara's face to flush a royal shade of red. Fuck...
"Well well well blondie. When were you planning to tell us about you're little sweetheart here?" Hidan was now standing with his arms crossed and giving a sly grin at the blond. This is why Deidara didn't want Tobi to show PDA here of all places. Itachi merely glared at the situation, something about him seemed like he was... jealous? Nah that couldn't be it.
Tobi finally let go of the blond upperclassman reluctantly. Deidara sighed might as well introduce them. "Hidan go fuck yourself, he's not my sweetheart. This is a freshie and his name is Tobi." Deidara gestured to the eyepatched boy.
"Senpai how could you say something so mean?" Tobi grabbed the blonds waist once more. "I already asked you out." he pouted and rested his head on the elders shoulder so he could see his face.
Deidara looked to the ground for a moment. "Yeah look about that... Well..."
Before Deidara could finnish Tobi released his hold on him and gave a broad smile. "Well look at the time, I've got morning duties in the class today. We'll talk later Kay?" Deidara opened his mouth to say something but Tobi just put a finger to them and kissed them shut. "We'll talk at lunch." he said a little more demanding. The blond upper classmen nodded and watched as the Freshie walked off to the school.
"So how'd you meet my cousin?" Itachi growled out. Deidara spun on his heels and looked at Itachi dumbfounded. HIS WHAT?
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In class yet again Deidara had to meet the feind that was Konan. The blue haired witch was wearing a black mini skirt with black combat boots and a black tank top. Apparently it was international black life for her. "Yo, I'm sorry about yesterday." she said appoligetically as she sat in the desk next to him. Oh, right. NOW she's sorry. "Hello? I said sorry now where's the, It's okay?" she huffed. Oh wow.
"Excuse me? I think it will take you some time to make it up to me for mistaking me for a girl." Deidara seethed at her.
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize guys could be bitches." She spat out sarcastically.
Deidara rolled his eyes he so didn't need this right now. " Takes one to know one."
Konan stared at him a bit seeing that he wasn't getting into her would be cat fight. Then she giggled. "You know you might be all right. If you could stop acting like a depressive little bitch." she smirked.
That's when Deidara landed his cold blue eyes on her. " And you'd be all right if you weren't such a whiney attention whore, but life isn't fair is it?" he gave her a small smirk. She cracked up at this. Crazy bitch.
As soon as the bell rang for lunch Deidara instantly latched onto Konan, he really didn't want to deal with Tobi. Especially after half dumping him. And Konan might as well be his only line of defense. "Okay so what you're saying is that you two have only known each other for a day. He's a year younger than you and he's completely avoiding the situation if you even think about saying no to this proposal? Am I getting all of this?" She asked as she pulled out a pair of chopsticks to eat her lunch.
Deidara nodded nervously, fortunately Konan was a supporter of the Gay community. "Shouldn't you be discussing this with your friends you know the ones that know you better than me, the ones that have been with you for more than A DAY!" she growled.
The blond rolled his eyes. "Well I already know what their going to say, Itachi's his cousin, so he's going to shoot down the idea right away. And Hidan's just going to tell me to screw him and lose him." Konan stared at him in disbeliefe. "No joke." he sighed.
"You need to get yourself better friends." she advised. Which made Deidara giggle. "Well why don't you just try it and see what happens, if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. If it does, well congrats. Trust me I've had some relationships where I've know the person less than a day, and they turned out all right." the bluenett smiled at her male counterpart.
Now it was Deidara's turn to look at Konan in shock. "You really are a whore aren't you?" he asked in a half sarcastic way.
"Shut the fuck up I am not." She stuck out her tongue. That's when Deidara noticed a certain freshman standing just outside their classroom door. Fuck... He sunk in his chair. Konan turned to see Tobi at the door. "Is that him? Damn, he's cute. If that's the guy, I say go for it before some girl snatches the oppertunity away from you." she smirked examining the boy up and down.
"Konan, quite acting like a slut." Deidara growled and kicked her under the table. Might as well get this over with. The blond upper classmen got up from his seat and went out into the hallway to join the freshie. "Hey Tobi." he smiled and waved at the underclassman.
"Hi~ Senpai!" Tobi sang out. So loud, there's a quality that he wouldn't enjoy if he did end up dating the freshie. "Hey senpai... I forgot my lunch." Tobi leaned forward to make his face level to Deidara's. "Can we share yours?" Damn him, he was plotting this wasn't he?
But Deidara decided that since they were going to talk over lunch anyways. He might as well share his, he wasn't that hungry anyways. "Fine let's go to the roof though."
A/N: okay... there, I'm not dead. just busy. like unreasonably busy. But now I have brought an update :3 I hope you like it, since I've been out of practice for a while... I do not own Naruto, or the akatsuki or a rainbow. I'm working on it though (the rainbow part) so yeah. Reviews are my anti-drug and I loves you all!