A/N: Okay, from here on, it's AU. This is my first Producers fic, so I would like at least one little tiny review to see if I'm doing okay. If not, I'll understand.
"NO! Don't review! Don't review!"
Please ignore the voice from the closet- What?! ME kidnap Leo Bloom?! Never!
"Help me!"
Uhh…Here's the story! Enjoy!
"Well, the show is over." Leo thought as he sat down on top of the desk in the office.
"Now all I can do is kick back, relax and wait for Max to come back with the reviews."
Leo didn't have to wait long, because a few minutes later, Max walked slowly into the office, his face was covered by the newspaper he was holding.
Leo swallowed hard. "Well…What did they say? It is bad?"
He asked as he glanced over at the trash can where his discarded blue blanket was. Max slowly lowered the paper to reveal a big smile on his face.
"Was it bad? Was it bad?"
Leo leaned forward as Max showed him the headline.
'Hitler Has Conquered Everything…Except Broadway'
Leo nearly jumped for joy as Max exclaimed;
"Pack your bags Leo! We're going to Rio!" Ulla then scurried in.
"Oh, Max, Leo. Did you hear? "Springtime for Hitler" didn't do well." She seemed disappointed.
Leo leaned over and whispered to Max.
"You didn't tell her it wasn't supposed to go well, did you?"
Max shook his head.
"No, I thought you were gonna tell her."
Leo sighed and walked over the Ulla.
"Oh, now don't be sad." He said; taking her hands in his.
"Didn't you hear? We're going to Rio!"
Ulla seemed to perk up at this. "Rio?! Okie-dokie! Let's go!"
Franz then came in.
"Oh, I'm so happy! I finally cleared the Führer's name!"
"Yeah, and you're gonna like this even better. We're going to Rio!" Max exclaimed.
"Oh! How wonderful!" Franz cried.
Then Roger and Carmen came in; looking as disheartened as ever.
"This show was a flop! A big, fat flop!" Roger cried.
Max and Leo rolled their eyes.
Max then went over to the gay couple and said; "Nah, forget about it. At least we still have the money. Why don't you come to come to Rio with the rest of us."
Max then glanced back at Leo to see him kneeling down to fetch his blanket with a horrified look on his face.
"Obviously, he hasn't forgotten our little experience at Roger's house." Max thought, as Roger and Carmen beamed at the offer.
"All righty then." Max said. "Now that everything's settled, let's go to Rio!"
A/N: This is just one more plug for a review! (Gets down on knees) Please! Oh, and sorry if the chapter's short.