"Come on, you've got to admit it." said Spongebob. "My legs are clearly the longest of the 4 of us." he continued.
"Don't be ridiculous." Garfield replied. "It's clearly Odie who would win in that contest." he said.
"Huhh?" Odie said.
"But I still think that pinball should be called Rubcopwich in the eastern parts of European cities that have the same names as American ones." interrupted Patrick.
"Still? What do you mean still?" asked Spongebob. "That was never even in conversation." he said.
"I don't know." Patrick answered.
They continued to argue about random things for the next 3 minutes.
"Wait a minute!" Garfield shouted. "Why are we arguing about random stuff?" he asked.
Spongebob thought about that for a minute and then realized something.
"Oh! I know why we're arguing." said Spongebob.
"Why?" Garfield asked.
"Because we're so close to them making the Arboutran perfume." answered Spongebob.
"That answer is as meaningless as the word 'because'." Garfield replied.
"No, it's the perfect answer." said Spongebob. "Because this perfume makes people argue about random stuff." he continued.
"That's ridicules." Garfield replied. "Who would buy such a product?" he asked.
"I'm with the cat." Patrick said as he walked over to Garfield.
"I do have a name, you know." Garfield told Patrick as he slapped him.
They continued to argue about random stuff, when Spongebob realized something.
"Guys, look!" Spongebob shouted as he pointed at something. "Plankton and Nermal are running towards the Krusty Krab!" he continued.
Spongebob, Garfield, Patrick, and Odie all jumped off the building.
After 5 Minutes, the four were still falling.
"Wait a minute, why are we doing this?" asked Spongebob.
"I don't know." Patrick answered.
"But shouldn't we be at the bottom by now? Garfield asked.
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"Ok, this is getting really annoying." Garfield said.
"What do you mean 'getting'?" Patrick asked rhetorically.
When they finally got to the bottom, they started chasing Nermal and Plankton.
"Did we really have to travel America and go to every single football game?" Plankton asked Nermal.
"We got turned into girls, we had to do something manly." Nermal answered.
"What we did wasn't manly, it was just insane." Plankton replied.