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Naruto quickly covered himself. He had a big explaination to do.

"I can explain!" Was the first thing that came out of his mouth. He looks at Sasuke, and sees that Sasuke's waiting for his explaination. Naruto sighs. "Let me get dress first and I'll give you an explaination."

With that said, Sasuke turned around and sat down on the ground, obviously waiting for the 'boy' to explain.

Naruto finished changing and walked towards Sasuke, and sat in front on him. "Okay, whatever I'm going to tell you now, you WILL not tell anyone. Got that?"

"Whatever" Sasuke answers.

Naruto raises his pinky. "Pinky swear." He said.

"Pardon?" Sasuke asked, not really sure if he really hearded that.

"Pinky swear that you won't tell." He says.

"Why would I-" He asks again.

"PINKY SWEAR!" Naruto yells, losing his patience.

"Fine, geez." He holds up his pinky, and they did the pinky thing. Sasuke not believing he actually did that. "Now explain as to why you look like that."

"You mean the part of me having a chest, or the part where I look like a girl." Naruto asked.

"Both." He answered.

"Well duh, it's obviously I'm a girl." Naruto says, rolling his eyes.

"So, are you really a girl? or a boy. Give me a full explaination damnit!" Sasuke's getting impatient.

"Calm down. As you can see, I have a chest because I'm a girl. I was born as a girl, but because I am a girl, the hokage made me do something that you might refer as a 'Makeover' or something, because if I used a jutsu of some sort, Neji or Hinata or any Hyuuga with their byakuugan, could see through the jutsu." Naruto answered.

"But wait, what about the times where we had baths during the mission? You didn't have those...things." Sasuke said.

"Oh that. You see, because during the baths, no one really uses their jutsus, so it's really easy to go by without being noticed." He answered smartly.

"Wait, so you mean you saw us naked?!" He asked.

"No, ewww, no, Who the hell would look. If you really pay attention, you'd see I wasn't looking at all." Naruto answered back.

"So, what's your real name then." Sasuke asked, a little curious.

"Uzumaki Emi. But don't use it in public. I don't want anyone to know." Emi answered.

"Why not?" He asked. Of course he asked, he doesn't know about kyuubi.

"For special reasons." She answered.

"So let me ask this, are you usually this smart?" He asked her, smirking.

"How about you, are you usually this talkative?" She snapped back.

"Hn. Whatever." He stood up. "Oh and just so you know, you owe me a favor, because I'm helping you with your secret." He said walking back to camp.

"What! You BASTARD!" She ran after him.

Once they got back to the camp, and saw that Sakura was already asleep. Seeing how tired they were, they laid down and went to sleep.

"Oyasumi Sasuke-teme." She said.

"Oyasumi Dobe-chan." He said back, with a smirk upon his face.

"What the? Dobe-chan? Why you-" She looks over him to see him asleep. She smiles turned back to her side and slept.

So... How is it? I was getting brain busted thinking. Lol. Give me some ideas to help me.