Disclaimer: Naruto, Why won't you let me own you!
Sasuke's POV
We decided to camp there since Emi was stupid enough to get hurt. Geez, what's wrong with her. How could she not avoid that. Either she was really an idiot, or she has to pretend to be the idiot she is. Ever since we decided to camp there, Sakura's been clinging to me nonstop. Ugh. She's talking about things that I don't even understand or care about.
"Ok, well Sasuke-kun. I need to go take a bath, so take care of Naruto ok?" She asked.
Sure, just go away and leave me the hell alone.
"Oh and no peeking alright?" She said, and she added a wink after that. Gross. Who would want to look anyway. Oh yeah, Lee would.
"Hn." Just go damnit.
"Be back soon." She said, leaving. Take your time, I wanted to say, but I kept it in.
Once she was out of sight, I turned and looked at Emi. She's snoring again. Really loud. I wonder how I didn't hear her before. Oh right, Sakura. And then suddenly I had this evil plan in my head. Muahahah. And people thought I was nice. Not really nice, but you know what I mean, the good boy guy.
I'll wait until Sakura's nearly back, then when she's close enough to see us, I'll make it look like I just finish kissing Emi, aka:Naruto from Sakura's point of view, and then she'll think I'm gay, then she'll leave me alone. Ehehehe.
20 minutes later
OOOH. I see her. Let's see. Close to Emi one centimeter apart, check Sakura, oh, she can see us clearly. Ok, slowly pull back. Lick lips. Turn around and pretend that I am surprised to see Sakura. Oh wow. Look at her eyes. It's so huge!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAS-SAS-" And she faints with foam in her mouth. I wonder if I should have done that? Ah well, I'll just tell her she was daydreaming too much. Now for a good night sleep.
LOL. I made him a little OOC this chap. But I wanted to. It's funny to see Sasuke being evil. lol. And tell me how I should make Sakura. Good? Bad?