Disclaimer: Naruto does not, and will not be mine.
Sasuke's POV
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
What the hell was that? I swear I heard someone scream.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
There it goes again. I open my eyes to see Sakura sit up yelling and screaming, and flailing her arms like an idiot.
"What are you doing?" I asked in a cold voice. Why of course I would say it in a cold voice. I don't speak to anyone nice unless it's Em- nevermind. I don't speak nice to her either.
"Sasuke-kun!" She started crying. Great. "I saw you kissing naruto last night! HOW COULD YOU! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE MINE! YOU CAN'T BE GAY! ESPESCIALLY NOT WITH NARUTO OR ANYONE!" And yadda, yadda, yadda.
I think I did go too far last night. I sighed.
"What are you talking about?" In that oh so cold voice of mine.
"I mean-you-I...you mean it didn't happen?" God, she can hardly say it.
"What do you mean? Did you hit yourself too hard or something? I saw you sleeping on the ground yesterday night, and saw you having a nightmare, but tell me, what is this dream about?" Pfft. I know what's it about.
"I...I saw you kissing Naruto!" She yelled in my ears. MY EARS. My poor ears. I'd sulk but I'm a Uchiha, so I can't.
"Sasuke kissed me?" Asked a voice from the corner. I froze. Shit. That's not good. I turn to see Emi's eyes wide open.
"No you idiot! I was having a nightmare last night about Sasuke-kun. He was kissing you! I mean you! Not me! Thank god it's only a dream. Sasuke-kun even told me that he found me on the floor, and saw that I was having a nightmare too, so it must be a dream!." She said.
"Ok..." Uh-oh. I know that tone. It's that I-know-your-lying-tone. But I think it's directed to me, since she knows Sakura will believe anything I say. Damn. "Anyways, what happened yesterday." She asked.
I was about to answer when Sakura answered for me.
"You idiot! If it wasn't for Sasuke, you wouldn't be here at all. You didn't do anything to help at all! You're so useless." She hissed at Emi. Not like Sakura did anything to help either, except running to check on Emi.
"I bet you didn't do anything either." She muttered.
"What?" Sakura asked, not really hearing what Emi said.
Emi grinned. "Gomen! I wasn't thinking straight, so I didn't see the ninja coming."
"BAKA!" She whacked Emi on the head. "You're a ninja! You should have known!" She screeched. I bet even she didn't notice. "And you never think." She said.
I would usually say something like, 'he has no brain, so why even bother to think at all,' but even since I found out that he was a she, I guess I decided to be a little nicer and not say anything at all. They must have noticed because Sakura was staring at me.
"Aren't you going to say anything to this BAKA, Sasuke-kun!" She went from mad to sweet. Or rather, mad to creepy.
"Hn." I would rather walk away than insult my dear- er...insult Emi.
"Baka, see what you did? You made him ignore me." After she said that, you ran after me and clung on my arm.
Emi's POV
Ow. My head hurts. I rememer getting hit on the head. Of course, I knew who hit me, but I didn't expect it to be that hard. Hmmm...I hear talking. So I sat up, and look at the talking direction. It was Sasuke and Sakura. I didn't hear what they said, but I did hear one thing.
"I...I saw you kissing Naruto!" Sakura yelled in Sasuke's ears.
I felt my eyes widened. Shit. What did she mean!
"Sasuke kissed me?" I asked. It came out of my mouth before I could close it.
"No you idiot! I was having a nightmare last night about Sasuke-kun. He was kissing you! I mean you! Not me! Thank god it's only a dream. Sasuke-kun even told me that he found me on the floor, and saw that I was having a nightmare too, so it must be a dream!." She said.
"Ok..." Somehow, it sounds like a lie. I wonder if Sasuke lied to her. "Anyways, what happened yesterday." I asked.
Sasuke looked like he was about to answer, but I guess Sakura beat him to it.
"You idiot! If it wasn't for Sasuke, you wouldn't be here at all. You didn't do anything to help at all! You're so useless." She hissed at Me. I'm not useless at all. I don't think she even did anything.
"I bet you didn't do anything either." I muttered.
"What?" Sakura asked, not really hearing what I said.
I grinned. "Gomen! I wasn't thinking straight, so I didn't see the ninja coming."
"BAKA!" She whacked Me on the head. "You're a ninja! You should have known!" She screeched. Ow. That hurts. And I did too notice. "And you never think." She said. Hah. Like she knows anything about me at all. It's more like, she never thinks, because all she does is scream and screech.
Hmm. I wonder why Sasuke isn't saying anything yet. Maybe he won't insult me because either:
1) I'm a girl
2) He's too tired to say anything
3) He doesn't need to insult me, because he thinks I won't understand it
"Aren't you going to say anything to this BAKA, Sasuke-kun!" She said to Sasuke, sweetly. God, she's mean to me, but nice to him.
"Hn." He said, as he walked away. Ok...at least he didn't insult me.
"Baka, see what you did? You made him ignore me." Like you need me to make him ignore you. After that she ran after Sasuke and clung on his arm. I felt my eye twitch. It's so annoying. She's so annoying. I sigh. Nothing I can do now but act cheerful, like Naruto. I smiled once again, and went after them.