DC || SaguKaiShin || MK || Three's A Charm || MK || SaguKaiShin || DC
Title: Three's A Charm – And Gentlemen Are Charmer
Fandom: Detective Conan; Magic Kaitou
Disclaimer: All rights reserved to Gosho Aoyama for he created the awesomeness that is Kaitou KID. Ah, and Detective Conan, too. The story in itself though is entirely mine. No money is made with this, though reviews are more than welcomed.
Warnings: shounen-ai, threesome
Main Pairing: SaguKaiShin
Side Pairings: MakoSono, ShinRan (one-sided), HeiShin (one-sided), HeiKazu (one-sided)
Detective Conan Characters: Kudou Shinichi, Mouri Ran, Sera Masumi, Suzuki Sonoko, Tooyama Kazuha, Hattori Heiji, Haibara Ai, Kojima Genta, Tsuburaya Mitsuhiko, Yoshida Ayumi, Gin, Wodka, Vermouth
Magic Kaitou Characters: Kuroba Kaito, Hakuba Saguru, Nakamouri Aoko, Nakamouri Ginzou, Kuroba Chikage, Snake
Summary: Shinichi is back in his old body and tries to adjust, but a certain Moonlight Thief, a mischievous magician and a fellow Holmes geek complicate the whole matter significantly. Mix a jealous Hattori and some squealing girls in the equation and it results in pure chaos. One assassin won't let this chaos be a happy chaos, though. Can Kaito and Saguru successfully keep the Heisei Holmes they've grown so attached to save? And what about Pandora and KID's personal BO?
Three's A Charm
And Gentlemen Are Charmer
2. Saguru: Of Roommates, Romance and Revelations
It had been three months now. Three months with Kaito on the highest sugar high he could imagine. And that without sugar. Well, Shinichi could be very sweet, the blonde had to admit that. But still, the annoyance he called his boyfriend was overdoing it once again.
"Really now, Kaito, get your act together", sighed Saguru and shook his head.
"But he's so cute", whined Kaito with a pout. "He's so adorable whenever he blushes!"
"I won't deny that", nodded the blonde. "But that's not a reason to embarrass him all the time."
The magician pouted some more and crossed his arms over his chest. He turned away some and stared out of the window. Saguru only rolled his eyes. They were cozily seated on their bed, enjoying their breakfast in peace. Yesterday had been eventful – another chaotic heist with a flustered Heisei Holmes. It seemed to be KID's new favorite pastime to embarrass the poor detective (some members of the task-force were already feeling neglected!). And the saddest thing was that Saguru couldn't really be angry with the thief. Because Shinichi was incredibly cute when he was blushing and at a loss for words. Those were indeed enjoyable moments, especially considering that his fellow detective would rant on and on about that stupid thief.
But yesterday was different than other heists.
The Osakan nuisance and Tooyama-chan were visiting their friends in Tokyo. The half-Brit made a face at the thought of the hot-headed idiot. The way this annoyance was clinging to their Shinichi! He scrunched his eyebrows in anger.
"Aw, are you thinking about Hattori-kun again?", hummed Kaito in amusement. "You always get that angry, annoyed look on your face when you think about him..."
"Your deduction skills are once again amazing me", snorted Saguru and took a sip from his tea. "The way you've pranked him wasn't nearly punishment enough."
A razor-sharp grin pulled at the corners of his boyfriend's lips and the magician stretched himself out on top of the big bed, resting his head on the blonde's chest.
"His hair is pink and I doubt that he will get rid of those henna tattoos all over his face all that easily", murmured the thief with a shrug.
"He had still spend too much time way too close to Shinichi", muttered the detective displeased.
Kaito raised an eyebrow and chuckled lightly. "I never thought you'd be the jealous type."
"I am not the jealous type", objected the blonde irritated. "I never had any reason to be jealous with you, because I know that your flirting with women is more part of your show than anything. But this... personification of everything irritating and annoying is taking it too far! Have you seen the way he had looked at Shinichi's behind?"
Kaito didn't look very pleased either and nodded reluctantly.
"And he even got to follow Shin-chan home", muttered the magician.
Another irritating thing. The Osakan detective was staying at the Kudou mansion. The thought of the hot-headed idiot being close to Shinichi every minute of the day!
"Just imagine how defenseless Shinichi is!", growled the half-Brit.
"Shin-chan? Defenseless?", snorted the brunette disbelieving. "You've obviously never been at the receiving end of Shin-chan's soccer-balls!"
"As a matter of facts; no", answered the blonde with one raised eyebrow. "And I do not mean defenseless in that kind of way! Think about it, Shinichi being asleep in his bed and then there is Hattori-kun, creeping up on him! Or after Shinichi took a shower. Only with a towel wrapped around his waist, exiting the bathroom to fetch his clothes just the moment Hattori-kun decides to take a shower! And then they collide and crash onto the floor and-"
"Okay, first of all; Stop watching those ridiculous American television-shows. Secondly; The image of an only in a towel wrapped Shin-chan is indeed very intriguing. Thridly; Even in such a scenery, Shin-chan would still be able to singlefootedly chop tantei-han's balls of", grinned the magician broadly and tilted his head.
Saguru sighed deeply. "I guess you're right. But Hattori-kun sets me on edge."
"I've noticed", smiled Kaito and leaned in. "How about we put your anger to good use? You know I love angry sex."
The magician purred and kissed the half-Brit hungrily. Saguru smirked and deepened their kiss some more, his hands roaming over the brunette's back, only to rest on top of his ass. And just the moment he started opening those bothersome pants, their doorbell decided to ring.
"How about we ignore it and continue?", purred the thief, his hand wandering over the blonde's torso towards his prize.
"No, that's... impolite", muttered the half-Brit reluctantly.
"I sometimes hate your good manners", grunted Kaito annoyed and crossed his arms.
The two stood and walked downstairs, the doorbell kept ringing.
"We're coming!", called Saguru loudly.
The ringing finally stopped and the two arrived at the door. Kaito was still scolding, because he had been interrupted in his most favorite pastime. Especially considering that his boyfriend was still angry, this would have been completely awesome sex! The blonde rolled his eyes at the pout adoring his lover's face. The detective opened the door with a smile, though said smile grew some more as he saw who the interrupter was.
"Kudou-kun!", exclaimed the half-Brit.
"Shin-chan!", interrupted the thief and pushed past his boyfriend to hug the air out of Shinichi.
The magician lifted the smaller teen into the air and whirled him around, until he let go of the boy and put him right in front of his boyfriend, a frown on his face.
"Why are you all wet, Shin-chan? It's bright outside!", questioned the thief.
The blonde frowned too and looked their unexpected guest up and down. The white dress-shirt clung tightly to the way too thin frame, obviously tripping wet, but there were scornmarks on the clothes, too.
"What happened to you, Kudou-kun?", asked the blonde worried, extending one hand to push a stray lock of hair out of the other detective's face (and that in itself set the half-Brit off, because he had never seen Shinichi's hair in any kind of disarray).
Shinichi blushed slightly and shifted a bit. "Eh, good morning, Kuroba-kun, Hakuba-kun. You think I could come in first?"
"No, I think you could get changed first", declared the magician still frowning and grabbed the other brunete's hand to pull him inside. "Come, I'll show you the bathroom and you can take a warm shower or something and tell us everything during a nice breakfast, okay?"
The Heisei Holmes looked a bit dumbfounded, but still nodded and followed obediently. Saguru stared after them, knitting his eyebrows in worry. The other detective was limping, his clothes looked like he got too close to an open fire and the rest of him looked like he fell into a pool. That bothered the half-Brit enormously. Instead of fussing over it, he went to the kitchen to brew a coffee for Shinichi. It had been planned for them to eat in bed and, well, to stay in bed for the rest of this fine Saturday. And their household was normally non-coffee, though the blonde knew how much the cute detective loved coffee so it was obviously inevitable.
"Kaito!", called Saguru after some minutes.
The magician came back to him and looked curiously.
"I don't need you to peep on Shinichi", snorted the blonde with one raised eyebrow.
"Aw, but I would have made some photos", pouted the thief. He then paused for a second. "Say, was it my imagination or did Shin-chan really limp?"
Saguru nodded with a frown. "Something is wrong with him."
"I think so for some time now", admitted Kaito slowly. "He's acting strange, you know?"
"I do", agreed the blonde. "He's isolating himself. I've heard it from Sera-chan, too. He's not even spending much time with Mouri-chan anymore, she said."
"It's concerning", sighed the magician and worried his lip.
The couple stood in silence, both contemplating their own thoughts. About half an hour later, they heard reluctant steps, until they finally saw Shinichi.
"Kaito, why didn't you give him some dry clothes?", questioned Saguru irritated.
"Because you called me."
"Oh, so that is my fault now?", grunted the blonde. "Come, I'll go and fetch you some clothes."
The half-Brit hastily walked past his follow detective. Mostly so he wouldn't have to look at the half-naked brunette. Because something would have given him away if he would look any longer. Sure, the Heisei Holmes was very thin, though he was still extremely enchanting. Saguru just wished to chide the boy and force him to take better care of himself.
"What happened to you, Shin-chan? You're walking funny... Hattori-kun didn't do anything inapropriate, did he?", gasped the magician, only half jokingly.
They had just entered their bedroom, the blonde half turned to their closet to search for something remotely fitting. He cast a glance to the brightly blushing brunette.
"Uh, what? No!", stuttered the Heisei Holmes embarrassed. "Why would you think that? Hattori and me? No!"
"Well then, what did happen?", interrupted the other detective.
"It's actually quite funny... not from my point of view, but for an outstanding party", sighed Shinichi and caught the clothes his colleague threw at him.
He hurriedly got changed, the pullover sliding off his shoulder repeatedly. And the couple observed how he tried to use his right foot not too much. Once he was changed, he got forced onto the bed by an overly worried looking Kaito.
"Tell", demanded the magician.
"You know my neighbor, right?" They both nodded at that. "And his crazy inventions." They nodded again (though the thief looked a bit more displeased at that). "Well, he was working on... something again. And this something had decided to fly. Straight through my wall. And the other wall. Effectively crashing into my bedroom and bursting my pipes on it's way there. And when I smelled fire – because this thing decided to explode – I kind of hurried up to extinguish the flames. The good thing; the broken pipes did that job for me. The bad thing; I noticed the slippery floor by slipping on it and stumbling down the stairs again. I may have strained my ankle or something, it's nothing too bad, really..."
Saguru blinked surprised, not all that sure how to react. And then he went into protective-mood and pushed the pants' leg up to take a closer look at the smaller boy's foot.
"You could have said that part earlier", scolded the half-Brit and touched the foot in different ways, pushing it up and pulling it down to see what hurt the most.
"But don't you worry, Shin-chan! Doctor Saguru and Nurse Kaito are at your service!"
Leave it up to his moronic boyfriend to chance the mood by changing their clothes. But he wouldn't complain this time. At least he was the one wearing the doctor's outfit. Though Kaito looked rather happy in his pink nurse outfit, complete with a very short skirt and a little hat with a red cross.
"But... if I'm the patient, why can't I keep the clothes I just put on?", asked Shinichi confused.
Saguru blinked again and looked up at the Heisei Holmes. Just to curse under his breath. The other detective was wearing the same outfit as Kaito. This looked like a very, very, very dirty phantasy the half-Brit once had, involving a naughty nurse that was in need of a proper punishment. He really spend too much time with Kaito, the perversions of the magician were rubbing off.
"Because that would be boring. And because you look so good in that outfit, Shin-chan!"
Shinichi blushed brightly and tried to pull his skirt down some more. And then he flinched.
"Ah, I suppose you're right and it is only strained", commented the blonde. "Nurse Kaito, if you would be so good and fetch me that first aid kit?"
"Yes, doctor!", giggled the thief and ran out of the room.
"I still can't believe that he's always like that", muttered Shinichi and shook his head.
"Neither can I sometimes", snorted the blonde. He then focused on the blue-eyed boy again. "Say, if your neighbor set your house first on fire and then under water, what are you doing here?"
"Since both catastrophes started in the first floor, my whole house is right now ruined. It'll take some time until everything is... well, in a state where I can actually live in it again. Or that's what the firefighters said", sighed the Heisei Holmes and looked for the first time honestly exhausted. "You once said that I could come to you if I need any help. I know that that was concerning cases, but I hoped... if it wouldn't bother you too much and if you had the room to spare... if I could crash at your place for some time?"
"Aw, Shin-chan, I feel honored that you first thought of us!", grinned Kaito broadly as he re-entered the bedroom with the kit in his hands. "But I doubt Sagu-chan here would like to take your house guest in, too."
"My... house guest, as you put it, is staying at Ran's together with Tooyama-chan. He was just as revolted by the thought of living with you as you are, Hakuba-kun", Shinichi aimed a charming smile at the blonde.
"That is very good to hear", muttered Saguru with a thoughtful expression and started bandaging the blue-eyed teen's foot. "But to answer your question, you're always welcomed here."
"Thank you, really", smiled the brunette detective relieved.
Kaito, all the while, had sneaked out again to get the coffee for their guest. "Say, why didn't you bring anything with you if you planned on staying?", asked the magician once he came back.
"Uh... Most of my clothes are burned and most of my belongings are drenched."
"Poor dear!", the thief shook his head and pulled Shinichi into a tight hug while sitting down on the bed himself.
The neatly-haired brunette blushed again and tried to wriggle free. Which looked very, very intriguing for the half-Brit seeing as the two were still only clad in the short nurse uniforms. Why did Kaito have to torture him like that? It was like sitting a child in front of a huge chocolate cake and telling him not to eat. That was just plain cruel.
"How about breakfast? You know, we wanted to stay in bed today anyway!", hummed the magician and grabbed his plate of pancakes.
He proceeded to take the fork and offer a bit of the pancakes to Shinichi. The blue-eyed teen looked reluctant and irritated at the notion.
"Try them, they are delicious! I made them myself! Well, Sagu-chan helped. A bit. They're totally awesome!", encouraged the thief with a happy grin.
Faced with such cuteness, the Heisei Holmes had no other option than to open his mouth for the little treat. Saguru gulped and decided to sit down, too. If only to cover his little problem, as the chocolate-sauce ran down the brunette detective's lips and a pink, sleek tongue darted out to lick it off. The noise Shinichi made wasn't helping any either. It was a mixture between a moan and a purr, it sounded more than pleased. Note to self: Make more pancakes for Shinichi in the future. And buy more chocolate-sauce. And maybe some whip-cream.
"They are really good", agreed the Heisei Holmes slightly surprised.
He tried to snatch the fork away from the magician, but no one was faster than Kaito. The messy-haired brunette leaned back, out of Shinichi's reach, causing the blue-eyed teen to grab into empty space and fall rather graceless in the magician's lap. Kaito hummed and pulled the Heisei Holmes up some, until Shinichi was sitting on the thief's lap.
"Now, now. You're the patient, let Nurse Kaito feed you!", chided the magician.
Saguru rolled his eyes at his boyfriend's attics, but still leaned back into the cushions to enjoy the show. It was just way too cute how Shinichi half-heartedly tried to fight the taller brunette off and still obeyed in the end.
"I am really, really tired", sighed the Heisei Holmes and yawned.
He slowly drifted into a deep slumber, his head resting against the magician's shoulder. The messy-haired brunette grinned happily and shifted to lay beside his boyfriend.
"See, that's just my luck", hummed Kaito pleased.
"What? Shinichi straining his ankle, or his house burning down or it being flooted?", snorted the blonde irritated and slung one arm around his two favorite brunettes.
"No, not that", dismissed the magician annoyed. "Shinichi being away from tantei-han. And being with us instead. Oh, and the skirt."
"The skirt is not your luck, it is your perversion", corrected Saguru. "And now give him back his clothes. And mine too, please."
Kaito pouted a bit, but changed their clothing back to their original things. The couple spend their time relaxing and observing Shinichi. The blonde smiled and caressed the smaller teen's hair.
"He's cute when he sleeps", commented the thief. "These days, he's frowning so much. You know, I don't just prank him because I like how he blushes. But also because he seems so distressed and depressed in the past few weeks. When he blushes, he's not frowning."
The half-Brit chuckled at the curious logic of his boyfriend. It was a sweet notion and he had to agree with the messy-haired brunette. He had noticed it, too. Shinichi was acting stranger and stranger, his behavior was secretive and lone.
"It's good if he stays with us, we can whack his head until he stops keeping everything to himself", muttered Kaito in worry.
Just as the blonde wanted to agree, he was interrupted by an angry cry. "Kudou! Oi, Kudou!"
Someone – and Saguru had a rather good guess who – was pondering their door. The blonde scowled and grunted annoyed. The moment had been so peaceful.
"Huh?", murmured the sleepy Heisei Holmes. "Hattori?"
"Ah, don't worry, Shin-chan! We'll just shun him away and you can sleep!", soothed Kaito.
"No, no, it's alright", yawned Shinichi and stood up.
The movement was slow and the detective still limped slightly, even though he had a hard bandage wrapped around his foot. Saguru felt the urge to help the boy, or at least follow him. But he knew he had to let the Heisei Holmes do that on his own. His boyfriend produced a walkie-talkie and grinned wickedly at him. Scrunching his eyebrows, he wanted to ask what the magician was doing.
"Hattori, why are you so loud?"
Ah, Kaito planned on spying on them. That was fine by Saguru, at least for now. It was, after all, concerning their Shinichi and the hot-headed moron.
"What are ya even doin' here, Kudou?", hissed the Osakan.
They heard the door closing and muffled steps. "I told you I'd be staying at Hakuba-kun's and Kuroba-kun's place. What's your problem?"
"My problem is that you're here!", growled tantei-han.
"I really don't understand why you're so mean to him! Hakuba-kun is really nice."
"If ye say so", muttered the Osakan unimpressed. "But this is not about that idiotic jerk and his odd boyfriend. It's about the fact that you're here."
"Now listen here", growled Shinichi, obviously very annoyed. "I am old enough to watch out for myself. I'm in fact doing that ever since I've been fourteen. I don't need you to babysit me."
"Right", snorted Hattori disbelieving. "And watching out for yerself got ye shrunk in the first place. Ya wouldn't have ta stay two years as a kid if ye would have been more cautious!"
Saguru blinked surprised. Did the idiot really just say that Shinichi got shrunk?
"Hah! Told you!", triumphed the thief.
His boyfriend shunned him and silenced him with a glare. He was far more interested in the conversation between the Heisei Holmes and the other detective.
"And I learned from it", sighed the blue-eyed detective. "I can handle the situation without you."
"You got shot last month!", hissed Hattori. "Gin and Wodka are so close to killing you! And you just waltz off, saying ye don't need my protection!"
"I don't!", screamed the brunette back. He then sighed exhausted. "Look, I am grateful that you're worried for my safety. But I am also sick of being babied 24/7. I'm glad I'm finally out of Ran's hawk-eyes and it drives me crazy that you're now watching my every step." There was a pause and Saguru briefly wondered what happened. The next time Shinichi talked, his voice was slightly muffled as if he was pressed against a semi-solid surface. Don't tell Saguru that the hot-headed moron was embracing their Shinichi! "Don't worry so much, Heiji."
"Did he just call tantei-han by his firstname?", Kaito blinked confused and adapted a very thoughtful look.
The blonde knew that look. It was the 'what prank would be the best to suit as punishment?'-look. Suited the half-Brit just fine, that Osakan annoyance needed to be put into his place. And said place was far, far away from their Shinichi.
"I don't worry too much, I just worry enough for the two of us", muttered Hattori.
"And I tell you not to worry. Really, I'm save."
"You say it as if that's true", snorted the darker skinned detective. "But you're not. Not as long as the Black Organization is still out for your head. Especially not since you have your body back. You've been rather save as Conan, but now they know that you're alive."
The Black Organization? Out for Shinichi's head? The moment he seeked eye-contact with his boyfriend, he saw that Kaito had an equally worried and confused look on his face.
"Look, I know it may sound stupid, but I know that I'm save here", the Heisei Holmes chuckled lowly. "Kaito's not the most serious kind of person, but nothing ever happens as long as he's near."
Kaito looked like a very satisfied cat that had eaten both the goldfish and the canary. And he was blushing slightly. Sometimes the magician was just too cute. Saguru smirked and leaned in to kiss his boyfriend and ruffle his hair a bit, because he knew that annoyed the thief.
"You trust him and that prick way too much", complained the Osakan detective. Followed by the sound of something hitting something else. "Uff... No need to hit me..."
"I told you not to talk like that about Saguru!", chided the blue-eyed detective.
It went silent for some time and then they heard the Osakan detective sigh. "Whatever ya do, I need ya to know something... You got yer body back and I thought that ye would get together with nee-chan. And then ye said yer gay and met someone during that case. And I don't know if I've been stupid to think so, but I really thought ye were talking about me. And because ya don't understand it any other way. I love you."
Silence again. And then the door. Followed by another sigh and steps.
"We shouldn't have eavesdropped", grunted the magician. "What are we going to do now?"
He made the walkie-talkie disappear and cuddled closer to the blonde. Saguru didn't know how to response and decided to tighten his grip on his boyfriend. They waited with anticipation until the door finally opened and a very sad looking Shinichi reentered their bedroom. He had a dreamy, sad look on his face and was playing with something. Saguru and Kaito both had tried to get to know what that was. Though their neatly-haired friend only blushed hard and stayed silent.
"Uh... Shin-chan, what did Hattori-kun want?", asked the magician slowly.
Shinichi looked thoughtful for a second and tilted his head, as if trying to taste the thought. "He... is in love with me."
"And... what did you reply?", asked the blonde.
"Nothing", muttered the Heisei Holmes ashamed. "My best friend told me he's in love with me and I didn't do anything. That's the second time that had happened! First Ran, now Hattori! What's wrong with the people? Who's next? Sonoko breaking up with Makoto to declare her undying love for me? That's ridiculous! I'm not that special, so why do I have to break my friends' hearts? That's not fair... I don't want to hurt them..."
Shinichi sat down and hid his face behind his hands, clearly exhausted and at his wits' end. The little thing he had been playing with had unnoticed by his owner fallen to the floor. Saguru picked it up and his eyes widened in surprise and recognition.
"That's KID's monocle!", gaped Kaito, for once loosing his pokerface as he too saw what it was.
"Huh?"
The brunette detective lifted his head and wanted to know what all the fuss was about. Once he recognized the object in the blonde's hand, his blush darkened and hastily took it from his fellow detective, gripping it hard.
"That's not... uh...", stuttered Shinichi, obviously trying hard to find a decent excuse. And failing.
"That's not what?", asked the blonde curiously.
"How did you even get that? Did you steal from an internationally wanted thief?", interrogated the magician, most likely trying to remember how Shinichi got that monocle.
"What? No! I'm not a thief, idiot!", objected the brunette detective irritated.
"Well, then how did you get into the possession of this?", continued Saguru.
"There was this case...", the Heisei Holmes shifted uncomfortably. "With the Romanov family and the Imperial Easteregg. A sniper, she tried to shoot KID-san. I..." Shinichi stocked for a moment, a pained expression on his face. "I really thought she got him. There were only a hurt dove and the monocle left on the street..." He paused again. "I mean, Conan-kun told me so and then I figured he might have passed away. I – I mean, Conan-kun – he found the monocle and kept it. He gave it to me and... I don't know, it's kind of a lucky charm for me now."
"That's really cute, Shin-chan!", giggled Kaito and hugged the air out of the Heisei Holmes.
"That's not cute! I just figured since KID-san has more luck than any other living being on this planet, maybe it would rub off!", squealed Shinichi with a vibrant blush.
"It so is!", insisted the magician mischievously. "One may even think you're having a crush on KID-sama!"
The blush deepened some more and Saguru raised one eyebrow in wonder. "Are you in love with Kaitou KID, Kudou-kun?"
"I—I, that's stupid! What makes you draw such conclusions?", objected the neatly-haired detective, freeing himself from Kaito's grasp.
"Well, you said you met someone during your absence. And you have been talking a lot about KID-san. Very much, considering that you try to avoid any heist at all costs. Though that proves to be rather hard with Suzuki-chan. Could it be that – against all profession (Kaito threw a highly amused glance at him at that) – you fell in love with a thief?"
Shinichi shifted again and averted his eyes in shame. "Believe me, it's way more complicated than that... I... Can we talk about something else?"
Kaito and Saguru exchanged a meaningful glare at that and even though his boyfriend looked as if he wanted to devour Shinichi right then and there, the blonde silenced his desire without words. The Heisei Holmes may have feelings for the thief, but he didn't know that said thief and the messy-haired magician were one and the same person. And Shinichi was obviously very, very confused about his own feelings and the whole situation at all. Maybe it was better to leave it at that. For the moment at least.
Their object of affection had, after all, recently lost his house. And he had to break his best friends' hearts. Both his best friends, that is.
And Saguru wanted some time to digest the whole shrinking part. That coupled with the fact that he really needed to talk to Kaito in private about the piece of information involving the Black Organization. Better first talk before confronting the poor Heisei Holmes.
"You truly look exhausted. How about you take a nap?", suggested the blonde and stood.
He took the tray with the remains of their breakfast and walked out of the bedroom.
"You coming, Kaito?", grunted the half-Brit annoyed.
The messy-haired brunette followed reluctantly, a pout prominent on his face. The door closed behind them and Saguru was sure that Shinichi had fallen asleep even before the door had fallen close. The couple left for their kitchen.
"He loves me", singsanged the magician happily, dancing a bit. "He loves me!"
"He doesn't love you per se", corrected the blonde a bit amused. "He loved Kaitou KID. And he doesn't know that you are Kaitou KID."
"You're always so pessimistic", pouted the thief. "It's a start, after all. He loves me as KID, he will love me as Kaito. Simple as that."
The blonde raised one eyebrow and snorted. "You're way too optimistic sometimes."
"We complete each other", grinned the magician and kissed him.
"Don't distract me, Kaito", warned Saguru and brought some distance between them again. "Let's talk about the Black Organization instead."
Kaito was, for once, serious and attentive. "So I'm not hearing things. He really said something about them. About them wanting to kill our Shin-chan!"
"If they had been talking about the same guys you told me about... Do you think we should work with them?", suggested the blonde.
"I don't know", drawled the magician. "I mean... I don't want him to be involved with them... But if he truly already is involved with those bastards, I want to stand next to him and protect him from them! Though, if he wasn't talking about them... then we would only endanger him..."
It's a predicament indeed", sighed Saguru and sat down.
Kaito hummed in agreement and sat down on his boyfriend's lap, slinging his arms around the blonde's neck, leaning his head against the other teen's chest.
"I don't want him involved with them", whispered the thief's in a broken voice. "They already took my dad... And I've been stupid enough to drag you into that mess, too... They're not allowed to take my tantei-kun, too..."
"I know, Kaito", murmured the detective and tightened his grip around the magician's waist. "I told you that they won't get me. And I won't allow them to take Shinichi away from us either."
"Which one of us was the helpless optimist?", chuckled Kaito humorless.
"You. But if you're not up to the job, I'm glad to jump in", smiled the blonde and placed a soft kiss on top of his boyfriend's head.
"So now we have to make him fall in love with us and keep him away from the crows? And while we're at it, we also have to keep an eye on his eating-habits. Easy job...", snorted the thief.
"You're Kaitou KID. If anyone can manage that, it's you", hummed the detective.
"Aw, I knew you're a fanboy", giggled Kaito and kissed him.
Saguru smirked and rolled his eyes. "Don't tell anyone, but that stupid thief stole my heart."
"Now that was cheesy", laughed the magician.
As long as it made the thief laugh and forget his worries, and if it was just for a second, he would do anything. Even being cheesy.
"You know", murmured the Moonlight Magician. "Shin-chan is really not making anything easy for us, is he?"
"You would be bored out of your mind if it would be easy", remarked the half-Brit. "I doubt we would be a couple if I wouldn't have been a challenge either."
"Mh... You wouldn't be you if you wouldn't be a challenge", contemplated the thief. "And neither would tantei-kun be tantei-kun if he wouldn't be a challenge." A strangled, theatrically sigh followed. "Poor, unfortunate little thief, being faced with all those sexy detectives... How am I supposed to withstand such a temptation?"
Saguru laughed at his boyfriend's attics. And then he leaned down to capture the brunette's lips in a passionate kiss. He sometimes couldn't believe how much he loved that idiot.
"You are amazing", muttered the blonde against the other's lips. "Completely amazing. And it's no wonder that Shinichi fell for you."
"That was sweet", hummed the magician. "But you know that he has a thing for you, too. I kind of feel left out whenever you two start babbling about Holmes. Even though, by now, I think it's rather cute how you two always squeal about him... Oh!" The thief interrupted himself and snapped his fingers, pink smoke erupted all around them. And then the brunette waved a DVD in front of the blonde's face. "See what I got you!"
"Is that...?"
The half-Brit's eyes lit up and he stole the DVD right from under the thief's eyes. Kaito chuckled at the cute way his boyfriend reacted to the present.
"The Sherlock Holmes movie! You know that we are so going to watch that one tonight, right?"
"Mh... Two Holmes geeks babbling on about their second favorite obsession – second only to the amazing KID-sama, of course... I think I'd like that", giggled the thief.
"You're such a stupid moron", chuckled Saguru affectionate. "Shinichi will like that movie. This is going to be a good night, indeed..."
"Oh, I hope that the night will be good", purred Kaito with a glint in his eyes.
"Shut it, you pervert", grunted the blonde and hit his boyfriend upside the head.
"Ow!", mewled the magician with an apologetic grin. "I merely made a suggestion as to how the night could go... You know I have more clothes ready for Shin-chan, aside from the nurse outfit."
"Really?", asked the half-Brit, half intrigued, half afraid by the answer.
"Ah, a wedding dress, for example", grinned Kaito. "For our future together, of course."
"Of course", grunted the blonde irritated. "You're already planning a wedding."
"No", objected the magician. "Not me. Mom. She's the one who bought it."
Saguru only shook his head. It was no wonder that his boyfriend turned out... well, the way he had turned out. Not with that woman. Of course, the blonde was grateful that Chikage supported her son in any way possible and was so open-minded. She had accepted their relationship and she was even very... supportive of their feelings for Shinichi. Supportive was not quite the right word for the delightful way Chikage had squealed back then. Saguru didn't really understand it, but Aoko had caller her a 'fellow yaoi fangirl'. And the blonde didn't want to get there. But planning the wedding was taking it a bit too far.
"Your mom bought a wedding dress for Shinichi?"
Kaito just shrugged in response. "She's very much like me. Which reminds me, I got a maidendress for Shin-chan! With stockings. It's really hot. You're going to love it."
That's what Saguru feared, too. Something told him that Shinichi would end up wearing many different types of dresses in his time with them. Kaito and his mischievousness. And that was what the blonde had learned to love so much about his stupid thief.