Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me, yet the name Emi does.

Sasuke's POV

Ok. Nothing special happening. Emi's so quiet, unlike Naruto. Hmm. I wonder how different they are?

"Hey Emi." I said.

"Yeah?" She answered.

"How different are you from Naruto?" I asked her.

"Um...He's loud, I'm quiet. He likes ramen, I don't? Quite like the ying and the yang, except for the part that I'm not shy and weak." She answered again.

"Oh." Was all I said. I mean, what am I suppose to say to that?

Very soon, we arrived at the sound village. Of course, there were guards there, but we snuck in. It was as easy as taking candy from a baby.

"So. Which bar was it?" I asked her. She pointed to the one right in front of us.

"Oh." Great. I just made an idiot of myself.

She started to walk in, me following her close behind. The person at the door didn't seem to want to let us in. So we did what we had to do. We knocked him out cold. As we entered the bar, the smell was getting into my nose. It was disgusting. I saw Emi looking around. She's probably looking for the guy. Oh, looks like she found him. Wait. How does she know who he is? Or what he looks like. I gave her a glance, she showed me a picture. Oh. That's how.

She signaled me to stay there, while she goes up to the man. I sat down on a stool, and watched her. First, she made sure he was looking at her. And when he did, she walked towards him wiggling her bum. I gotta say, it looks pretty nice- nevermind. Gotta stop thinking that. Anyway, when she got up next to him, she sat on his lap. My eyes went wide. Wow, that was quick. She started to move against him. Leaning to his ears and asking questions. I'm too far to hear, but the view was great.

She then shaked her ass against the guys thigh, and he passed out from a nosebleed. How pathetic. Hmm? Something feels wet. I brought my fingers to my nose and wiped it. It was blood. I seem to be having a nosebleed. Damn, she's coming back this way. I wipe my nose. But I can feel that it still wants to drip. So i did what I had to do.

I closed my eyes and imagined Itachi naked, dancing and prancing on top of the bar's table. That gave me a shudder and immediately stopped my nosebleed. Luckily she didn't see it. But she did see me shudder.

"You ok? Are you cold?" She asked me with...concern? In her voice.

"Yeah. Let's just go." I took her hands and left with her behind me.

It was until we were outside I remembered I was holding onto her hands. I immediately let go.

"Sorry." I said.

"S'ok." She answered.

With that done, we left the sound village unnoticed, and headed back to Konoha.

Hey People. Is it good? Can you give me ideas for when they return back to konoha?