"Would you look it these doors they are huge. Why is there all this carving though makes it look ugly. The wife was right the doors are a bit over done." he says as he realses the door and makes his way toward Harry.
"Harry"
"Jayden"
As Jayden reaches Harry he looks at Harry with a smile.
"Harry I have two questions"
"Shoot"
"Why are the females looking at me like I am a piece of meat"
Hermione just scoffs and Harry laughs.
"What it's true
"I am not answering that."
"Fine, but is that everyones wand." Jayden asks as he looks at the wands, but doesn't touch them
"Yes"
"Potter why is there a muggle here."
"Hey this is my wifes" Jayden says as he holds up a wand.
Albus is watching the scene with curiosity and decides to check out Jayden.
"What the heck stay out of my head old man."
The great hall gasp as what Jayden said
"Oh come on please I learned to protect my mind while meditating so what and Harry remind me to talk to my wife because she is hot when she was young sizziling even." Hermione smacks him upside the head.
"What the heck" Jayden says rubbing his head. Hermione just looks at him.
"She wouldn't like my language"
"Exactly
"I don't think the wife will appreciate and look it Weasel is just as ugly now if I didn't know any better I would say he got uglier. Now I am glad I stopped the wedding."
"What is he talking about mate" asks Ron
"First off I am not your mate second the woman you were supposed to marry married Jayden. He stopped the wedding and she called it off."
Ron looks pissed.
"Hey look it's the rest of the Weasels"
"It's Weasley" Ron tells him
"Really then how come all the books say Weasel."
"What books"
"Ones you will never see."
"So Jayden how did the meeting go" asks Hermione
"Great I can't believe I got to meet the famous Amelia Bones"
"What happened"
"I showed her some albums. See was laughing at some and cried at others especially of the ones of my kids. She believed me that I was from the future. I had her cast all three spells also."
"Anything else"
"She asked me a good place for a summer vacation."
"What did you tell her."
Jayden just rubs the back of his head and mumbles.
"I told her a couple blocks from you near the library. That a house has been empty for years."
"Jayden" Hermione reprimands him
"What it's not fair. Besides she would of done it anyway and you know it.
Hermione nods her head in understanding.
"Why don't you like us" asks Ginny
"Let's see I never met Bill or Charlie probably because of Harrys' marriage to Ginny they stopped talking to him. Percy well I met him once and that was when my wife fired his ass from the Ministry for being racist toward anything other than Pure-bloods. Fred and George well I never met them, but one died in the first and the other died in the second wars. They also lost both buisnesses that they had. Ginny became a gold digger. That is why she divorced Harry because all the money he had disappeared. He probably already told you that. Ron was supposed to marry my wife, but married me instead. Ron later became the next dark lord. You probably know what happened though. He was defeated though. He was killed by a muggle in the final battle."
Ron looks pissed like he is about to attack Jayden. Luckily he doesn't have his wand.
"Can I please tell them who my hot, beautiful, sexy wife is Please"
"Not yet Jayden" Hermione tells them
"Why not. You told them Hermione is your wife."
"Jayden just hold on a little while."
"Well can I at least tell them what house she is in."
Harry and Hermione have a private conversation.
"Yes you can tell them what house your wife is in."
"Yes"
Looking out at all the houses he holds up his wifes wand.
"Now this wand belongs to my beautiful wife who is in Huffelpuff." he tells them as he brings the wall down.
All the Huffelpuffs see if they can recognize the wand, but they are to far away.
"So what has been going on since I have been gone." Jayden asks them
"Well a lot actually. We found out that the will of the Potters that was read is a fake. He stole some of the Potters Houses and gave them to others. He never gave Harry the vault that he was supposed to inherit when he turned eleven. He went to the Dursleys even though he wasn't supposed to."
"So stealing, fraud, kidnapping, child endangerment, accesory to child abuse, accesory to child labor, accesory to attempted murder, selling stolen property."
"Wait a minute I never helped trying murder."
"Since Harry almost died that is seen as murder." Hermione tells Albus
"Anything else happen" Jayden asks
"Yes, but that was the most important." Hermione tells him
"So Jayden who was I supposed marry."
"That Ron is non of your buisness"
"What is your wife like" asks Cedric Diggory
Jayden gets a smile on his face and all the girls can see that he is in love with his wife. All the Huffelpuff girls are hoping that he is their husband while girls from the other houses thinking that a Huffelpuff girl is lucky to have him as a husband even though he is muggle.
"My wife is beautiful and smart. When she is thinking about something she tends to bite her lip. I love how she raises her eyebrow when you do something wrong. I love how I can still make her giggle. She may be a strong, hardcore, Minister of Magic, but she is also caring. She isn't fat and she isn't skinny. She is just right. She doesn't care about image. The people love her. Which is why she has been the longest running Minister of Magic.
Everyone listens with interest, but is shocked when they hear that his wife has been the Minister for that long. Susan raises her hand.
"Yes Ms." Jayden asks with a smile on his face
"Susan Bones"
"Susan Bones a beautiful name for a beautiful lady." Susan blushes and Hermione smacks him upside the head.
"What do you like to do"
"You" he says low enough that only Harry and Hermione hear him. This time he gets smacked by Harry and Hermione.
"I like reading with my wife on a chair. Reading or singing my kids goodnight. Dancing with my wife. My work. I also like dancing to songs."
"Can you show us"
"Sure he nods"
"Hermione if you would please play music"
"What song" she asks
He whisperes the song he wants in her hear.
"No"
"I want that song"
"No"
"The only reason you don't want that song is because that song can make anyone get up and dance."
"No"
"You owe me"
"Fine" she casts the spell and music starts playing. Everybody who knows this song starts clapping
"This is MC Hammer"
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!
Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Break it down!Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this )
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Break it down! (Nice pants Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!
Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
By now everyone who know this song is done singing. And the Great Hall is applauding at Jayden dance skills.
"How did you memorize the whole dance video." asks Justin Finch-Fletchley
"I have photographic memory"
Susan raises her hand again.
"You said you can sing can you sing to us"
"Sure why not."
"Harry congure me a guitar would ya"
Harry takes a chair and transfigures it into a guitar and hands it to Jayden. Jayden takes it and sits on
"Okay this is one of my favorite songs and it's by a group called Lonestar"
Oh yeah
Yeah oh yeah
The only ground I ever owned was sticking to my shoes
Now I look at my front porch and this panoramic view
I can sit and watch the fields fill up
With rays of glowing sun
Or watch the moon lay on the fences
Like that's where it was hung
My blessings are in front of me
It's not about the land
I'll never beat the view
From my front porch looking in
There's a carrot top who can barely walk
With a sippy cup of milk
A little blue eyed blonde with shoes on wrong
'Cause she likes to dress herself
And the most beautiful girl holding both of them
And the view I love the most
Is my front porch looking in, yeah
All the girls have looks aw on their faces and are in love with song while the guys are listening to it carefully. The adults have smiles because they understand the words that are being said
I've traveled here and everywhere
Following my job
I've seen the paintings from the air
Brushed by the hand of God
The mountains and the canyons reach from sea to shining sea
But I can't wait to get back home
To the one he made for me
It's anywhere I'll ever go and everywhere I've been
Nothing takes my breath away
Like my front porch looking in
There's a carrot top who can barely walk
With a sippy cup of milk
A little blue eyed blonde with shoes on wrong
'Cause she likes to dress herself
And the most beautiful girl holding both of them
Yeah the view I love the most
Is my front porch looking in
I see what beautiful is about
When I'm looking in
Not when I'm looking out
There's a carrot top who can barely walk
With a sippy cup of milk
A little blue eyed blonde with shoes on wrong
'Cause she likes to dress herself
And the most beautiful girl holding both of them
Yeah the view I love the most
Oh, the view I love the most
Is my front porch looking in
Yeah
Oh, there's a carrot top who can barely walk
(From my front porch looking in)
A little blue eyed blonde with shoes on wrong, yeah
And the most beautiful girl
(Beautiful girl
From my front porch looking in)
Holding both of them
Oh, yeah
When Jayden strings the last chord he gets a standing ovation from everybody except for Slytherin. All the girls have looks of love on their faces. The guys have a look that says thank you.
"Great Jayden now look what you did."
"I didn't do anything"
"Really then why is every girl looking at you like your a piece of meat."
"That is what I have been trying to tell you when I came in"
All the students and teachers in the Great Hall take a seat and wait to see what will happen next. What they didn't expect was for a Slytherin to raise their hand.
"Does your wife know how to dance" asks Daphne
"Yes she does. In fact we have made it a ritual for us to dance before bed."
"Really what kind"
"Slow dancing"
"What else dos your wife like to do." asks a Ravenclaw
"She likes to do dishes the muggle way."
"Why asks a Slytherin"
"Why because if you do them by yourself it gives you time to think and sort out your thoughts. If she ever needed to talk with me or one of the kids we would help and have our conversation there. In fact me and my wife have had a lot of conversations there. She likes doing dishes by hand anyway."
Pure-bloods don't understand that as well as some half-bloods, but the half-bloods with muggle-born parents do as do the muggle-borns.
"What about your wife after the portal closed."
"She comforted me as much as she could, but she also gave me my space. I tried to keep it to myself, but it was hard. Our bond was different. She would know when I was hurting and I would know when she was hurting. As much as I was hurting I never regretted my decesion to leave my family for the magical world."
"Who cares I want to know who I was supposed marry. I want to know what Huffelpuff would be stupid enough to choose a muggle over a Pure-blood"
"Someone smart enough not choose you" Neville says as he walks through the Great Hall with his parents and wife Hannah
"Now you can tell people who your wife is" Hermione tells him
Jayden gets a big smile and goes to the Huffelpuff table. He walks around it and when he gets between two girls he stops.
"One of you is my wife and I will be giving you your wand back if it's yours you are my wife and already know your future. Are you ready to find out." he asks as both girls nod
"Okay close your eyes" he says as both girls close their eyes.
"Grab the wand and if it's not yours let go."
Both girls grab the wand, but what shocks everybody is that the wand belongs none other to Susan Bones who is still holding it.
Jayden goes to the front with Harry and Hermione and watches and young Neville is reuniting with his parents.
Older Neville and Hannah come up and greet their fellow travel mates.
My name is Neville Longbottom this is how I got my parents awake