"Sniper is spy!" Heavy yelled, pointing an accusing finger at Sniper.
The team had moved to 2fort and was currently defending their intelligence against a surprisingly large BLU assault.
"Now wait just a minute you overweight wankaaaaaagh!" Sniper was cut off as flames washed over him; he fell to the ground in a burning heap before turning into the blue spy.
"Pyro is credit to team, keep up good work, toast more spies soon!" said Heavy, grinning at the gas masked figure that was standing over the BLU.
Just then there was a loud explosion and a badly burnt scout came sailing in, landing in a heap on the ground. "Medic," he said weakly as he tried to get up.
The medic came running over, "Vhat happened dis time?"
"BLU Demo," Spy muttered as the Medics medigun healed him
"It's hell out there I tell ya, go and look for yourself.
The team carefully made their way to the battlements and saw five or ten BLU soldiers making their way across the bridge.
"Where's you friend now Py?" Scout asked.
Pyro was about to set Scouts hair on fire when Chemist came in, "Sorry I'm late, I had to get my gear set up and make a few batches of neurotoxin.
"Well chuckles, now that you're here maybe you can tell us how to get those BLU *************** off our ***es."
Chemist looked at the advancing soldiers and chuckled, the chuckle turned into cackle, and then maniacal laughter. "Just watch and learn kid, watch and learn."
Without another word the rad. suited figure jumped off the battlements, landing neatly in front of the oncoming BLUs. "Good morning, how are you today?" he asked cheerfully. "Oh, that's right, dead."
He aimed a tube shaped gun at them and let lose a cloud of thick, green smoke.
The soldiers immediately began to chough and choke, dropping their weapons as they fell to the ground at the Chemists feet.
He continued towards the enemy base, he took out a test tube of green liquid as a sentry turned to shoot him and threw it at the turret. The sentries' metal plating dissolved as the acid ate it away and quickly exploded as the remainder of the liquid fried its systems.