Medic Knocked on Pyros door, "Pyro, may ve come in?"
"Fn," said a muffled voice.
Medic opened the door and looked at Pyros room, it wasn't very surprising. The walls were painted to look like flames, in one corner there was a rack holding Pyros different axes and hammers, in another corner Pyros Backburner, Degreaser and Flame thrower lay on a table. Int the middle of the room was a small bed with a dresser next to it. On the dresser lay a box of matches, a lighter and a bottle of lighter fluid.
Pyro was sitting on the bed, facing them, "Wht drrr yr wnnt?"
"Pyro, it is about time ve saw what is behind your mask," said Medic. "Ve are your friends, you don't need to hide from us."
Pyro moved back, grabing its flare gun, "Styy arwy, nrwn lks ndr mr msk," it growled.
"Except Chemist perhaps?" asked Spy. "Yes Pyro, we know about your relationship with Chemist, and we also know what is happening to him."
Pyro froze, "Yr, yr sr mr wth m?"
"Yes, do not worry, we haven't told the others yet," said Spy. "But we need to know what you are hiding now."
Pyro sighed, "Prms yr wnt tll th othrs?"
"Ve promise," said Medic.
Pyro sighed again and removed the gas mask.
"Mien got!"
"Sacre blue!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cliffhanger! Is Pyro a girl or is he just really ugly? YOU"LL HAVE TO WAIT TO FIND OUT, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!