Hello people and it's the beginning of 2012 so yeah twelve months left until the epic fail of fails happen no Apocalypse or anything like that so now on to more serious stuff I will refer Znta as a guy until stated otherwise.

Status: the permission is still pending when I wrote this.

Five days since I turned into a girl, I was given some errands by my fellow Authors and Nabiki Tendo. The reason for the Authors sending me on errands was because, I incapacitated them with a weak poison planted in their food luckily, nobody died. Unfortunately for me I got stuck being a porter for Vic and akanexranma4ever, as for Znta strangely enough he recovered from the poison in about five minutes and kept on eating but, he did ask me to pick up the latest issue of Weekly Shonen Jump for him anyway. I was planing to pick up something but normally I always end up pushing things to the last minute so I can't get out of pick things for my "colleagues" plus it doesn't help that Nabiki Tendo is following me around to make sure I pick up her manga as well as being my "escort" to be honest I don't trust her to keep secrets or anything like that but, if I need to go around Nerima and not get lost she is the person you need to be your tour guide.

"A Yen for your thoughts Hero?" I was snapped out of my thoughts immediately by the simple question that Nabiki asked, so I answered with this, "No thank you besides, you might take the Yen away."

Nabiki simply looked insulted and said, "Is that what you think of me? A moneygrubbing monster who is apathetic to the troubles of the world and the challenges of the destitute!"

Of course I'm not letting her win this and stated the truth, "Nope, you're just use that Yen because to increase your funds to pay for the storage shed you're renting out to hide the fact that you're a closet-"

She slapped her hand over my mouth to keep me from finishing my sentence, her expression held a look of absolute terror, and she whispered, "This isn't over." I simply smirked knowing that she had nothing on me and I made sure of that.

When we reached the shop I couldn't help but notice how easy it was to find some things like, the magazine Znta wanted, and the carrots the rabbit wanted. Now for the hard part; the things I needed Christ I'm getting nervous about this, "What are you waiting for go in there get a bra that fits and matching panties, it's not like they're going to dump hot water on you." I looked at Nabiki who had a digital camera ready to take pictures of me possibly getting wet. I slowly walked in hoping to find a trap and then some idiot decided to dump scalding hot water on me sadly; I'm still a girl. I sighed Ranma doesn't know how lucky he is to actually turn back into a guy.

"Why?" was all I asked one of the employees answered thinking I was asking about the hot water, "Sorry, we thought you were some pervert trying to get away with wearing our products. Seriously, maybe our detectors screwed up or something like that, now that I take a closer look at you."

Suddenly I was pulled into a suffocating backbreaking hug, "You are so cute, I want to ask the manager if I can keep you! Just wait right here." the maniacal employee proceeded to drop me on the floor which I took the chance to crawl away from the store slowly due to my low stamina.

A shout went though the store and it went something like this, "Who dares to interrupt the duties of Kuno Tatewaki?" Crap it's Captain Crap, must crawl faster! I heard the sound of footsteps getting closer I started panicking crawling faster but, sadly I was caught by the maniac who proceeded to lift me up and show me to Kuno. I hid my face with my hands in order to avoid eye contact at all costs, "So, you must be so charmed by the fire in my soul that you hide yourself, so let me see your face so I can see you blossom in to a beautiful rose."

I know I am going to regret this, a lot. I slowly uncovered my face and saw the most terrifying thing since skyscrapers. Kuno's face was about five inches away from my face and I practically felt the heat in his breath. Luckily for me I was saved, "Kuno-chan I think is rude for someone like you to stare down at a customer." I could see the irritation on his face when he heard the voice of Nabiki Tendo of course I realized something even worse so I blurt it out, "Captain Crap has a Lolita complex!" I quickly did the best course of action after I said those words, I slipped out of the Maniac's grip ran to the bra rack, grabbed a D-sized white Bra with matching panties, purchased said articles of clothing, and ran out the door carrying a stunned Nabiki Tendo on the way out at top speed, and it only took about one minute to do all of that.

I didn't know how fast I went all I wanted was to get away from the two maniacs, stay in the Tendo home hide for a few weeks and everything might blow over, of course the chances of everything blowing over is somewhere around zero.

I entered the house running to a room I didn't know who's room but I wanted to curl up in the bed and...

"I told you already baka beep to stay away from Ranma!"

"My dearest Akane, the beautiful pigtailed girl, I'm going to free you both from the spell of the foul sorcerer Saotome!"

"I said get away from Ranma!"

I woke up to sounds of an argument between Kuno and Akane. Believe me that guy is down right scary and I wanted to go back to sleep but, it started to get worse so my decision would be...

"Oh, screw this!"

I got up picked up a broom that was lying on the floor, went to the source of the argument, chickened out, regained my resolve, and went out to say in a loud voice, "Tatewaki Kuno, I challenge you to a battle in the ring of Honor!" of course my stature was not very threatening the broom wasn't helping much in that department but, it did serve as a way to keep Captain Crap from running toward me like a dog in heat, rich people do not like to get dirty.

Kuno just looked at me softly like he was admiring a great piece of art, "As much as I don't want to hurt a beautiful girl such as you I have to oblige. So, state your terms!"

I swallowed out of nervousness and gave him my answer, "If I win you must stay away from the Tendo Dojo unless, permitted by any member of this household."

Kuno's mind must be turning it's decrepit gears before stating this "If I win, you must go out with me on a date my delicate rose."

I nodded my head knowing that it's just a mere date he wanted. I asked when and where should we fight he simply written down the details, handed the paper to me, after that he left and I fainted from the excitement.

Ranma was simply stunned as he was wondering how could anyone make sense to Kuno of all people! Sure he knew that most of the guests are eccentric at best, no need to mention that Vic was the craziest of the bunch, the one who stood up to Kuno however was either the bravest or the most stupidest of the four extra guests that he has ever seen sure he fought Kuno multiple times. He usually won too but, it was usually Kuno who made all of the challenges, he was never the challenger. What worried him the most was Akane's behavior, she was literally foaming at the mouth when Kuno came around, luckily there was no bloodshed.

Ranma sighed as he picked up the guest and took he- no wait him to his room. Honestly, Ranma almost forgot that, the guest he was carrying was a guy locked in female form, then again with a personality like that it would be easy to forget. When he entered the room he came to this situation; Vic was devising another plan to capture and kill Happosai, akanexranma4ever was sleeping in her rabbit form, and Znta was cleaning his bazooka and other related weaponry.

Ranma simply sighed as it was another day in his life with his family, fiancee, and... the four Authors.

This was surprisingly easy to write so Read, Review, Comment on my mistakes, and leave.