Message to Znta: Kuno didn't really die, he's just in a hospital, and please get your story through a Beta prior to publishing any chapters in English.

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It was morning and I was wearing nothing but my underwear, my regular clothes are in the washing machine, and I was running in order to get away from Nabiki and Kasumi-san trying to get me wearing girls clothes. I saw Ranma-chan and quickly sacrificed her into the pair, the result was one Ranma Saotome on the floor struggling to breath in clothes.

They both looked at me, Kasumi-san somehow pulled an aqua blue sundress out of nowhere, Nabiki simply looked behind me, I looked over my shoulder and saw Nodoka Saotome, looking at me with a smile on her face and said, "That dress looks good on you Maria-chan, always make sure that you look cute enough so you could find a great husband."

It was a few seconds later I realized I was wearing the sundress and I was placed involuntary in a impromptu photo shoot by Nabiki, I was busy wondering how Kasumi-san placed me in this dress without me noticing, alone the both of them wouldn't have the ability to get me in this situation, but together Kasumi-san and Nabiki are a force to be feared.

Whatever, at least I have something to wear sadly however, my footwear consists of a pair of Reebok's and a pair of Polo's, when Kasumi-san handed me a pair of flats I was shocked but, at the same time I felt a many parts of me die in the abyss in a slow and painful display of bloodcurdling images related to my current situation.

I decided to get out before I lose my mind, "Sorry but I have somewhere to go, see ya when I get back." With that said, I ran out the door leaving Nabiki in the dust.

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In some random alleyway with a flash of light a young man standing at 5'3 ft. with jet black hair, he looked a bit tired as if he was running from something, his eye's had dark circles implying that he didn't even have a good night sleep, his clothes were dirty and slightly torn from the few fights he couldn't avoid. He walked in a very fast pace weaving into and through the crowd seamlessly, as if he was used to moving through tightly packed crowds until he bumped into someone. He looked at the person he bumped into, it was a girl, most of his thoughts ran along the lines of finding a way to convince her to take him to her home so he could freeload off of her until he was properly rested, as he helped her up his thoughts commented on how she looked, "She looks cute, her breast size seems to be on the borderline from C to D, that dress looks okay on her, I better say something before I creep her out."

He asked his usual question, "What time is it?" the girl was dumbfounded by the fact that all he asked for was the time, so she answered, "Do I look like I have a watch?" whatever the man was going to say next was interrupted by a perverted gnome bouncing on his head, followed by a scream, what happened next was a surprise for the usual Nerima resident.

"HA~PPO~SAI~!"

The said pervert looked at the direction of the voice only to find a young man running after him with a very pissed off look in his eyes, needless to say the pervert ran for his life only to find his pursuer was in front of him, holding a deadly looking bloodstained broadsword. The pervert was about to turn the other way when a miniature chainsaw flew past him, he saw the chainsaw wielding maniac ready to cut him apart, and finally a girl in a aqua blue sundress, wielding a beam saber was ready chase him in case he tried to escape, so Happosai did what he do best, running away. He used the happo fire burst surprising the two girls but the young man bashed Happosai with the flat side of his sword knocking him out.

Then one of the girls said this, "Hero, since when there were two of you?" the man ignored the two in order to see what the pervert had in his possession when the other girl answered, "I how the hell should I know Vic?" the two girls started arguing, when the man coughed, both of them directed their attention to him, he muttered this "Don't mind me but, who are you two?" the girl in the sundress sighed, it's going to be a long day from the sound of it.

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I might dedicate time for Ranma's escape but who knows nothing will be done if all I do is talk.