For the people who have read my other Ranma fic; Ranma's escape. This format might be a little familiar to you, and yes there has been a perspective swap and will change with the /switch/

/Month: unknown Day: unknown Year: unknown/

I wonder if I should add dimension to that list, sure an extra addition might be useless to a time traveler but, it might be nice addition for decoration purposes. Its not everyday you get to see a ACTUAL female version of yourself (and no, clones don't count because they try to kill you the moment they see you) but the girl with the chainsaw looks like she was on drugs, I have no idea why but it seems that she knows my other self but, I don't trust her that much, she looks too, plain. No that's not the word I'm looking for what was the word again? Oh yeah, I decided to state my opinion, "Hey, Druggie." the drugged looking girl stopped, turned and looked at me, big mistake.

I knocked on her head, "OW! What the hell dude?" yep, her head sounded hollow (I wonder where her brain went?) my other self seemed to decided to slap me in the back of my head (Who wants to bet shes pissed off at me, anyone?) hell then she starts scolding me for hitting the Druggie on the head, who she refers to as "Vic" (in my honest opinion that name doesn't suit her.) I decided to keep my mouth shut for the rest of the trip.

Well it seems we reached our destination, "Tadaima~" from the way my other self said that it seems she lives in this place well then, I might as well make myself at home. I held on to my stuff as I went to what I assumed was the restroom I opened the door and walked into someone taking a bath, here's the first thing that caught my eyes, big tits. I smiled lecherously until, the owner of said tits screamed, "HENTAI!" and started throwing random things at me (the things ranged from rubber duckies and, a bar of soap.) I quickly ran out of the restroom only to run into some other guy, and he looked pissed.

/switch/

An explosion racked the Tendo home it sounds like it came from the restroom, hopefully things don't get worse, at that moment I saw Znta flying into the backyard followed by my male self, wielding that blood stained broad sword, walking slowly, trying to look bad ass... damn that proves it, he's really my alternate self, that means what ever he does is going to be pinned on me which means, I am so screwed. "I'm done with the restroom so who's next?" with those words he stopped walking, and ran to the bathroom to clean himself up. Almost everyone was on shock, Znta was wondering why he wasn't dead, Vic was wondering why he stopped fighting, and akanexranma4ever, was debating to either slap me or beat me to near death.

I decided to run somewhere else before they snap out of their shock and try to kill me.

/switch/

For the first time in three months I actually relaxed, then a blur dashed into the restroom and jumped in the tub, barely making a splash, (if I was giving away points that would be a nine.) after that three people; the Druggie, the pissed off guy, and girl with the large tits charged in and proceeded to beat the crap out of the first thing they saw, me. Out of the corner of my eye I saw my other self sneaking away from the battlefield, this means war... (If I survive that is.)

/switch/ a few hours later...

Ranma reached the Tendo home when he saw "Maria", Nabiki, and Kasumi sitting at the front door. Ranma just asked the dreaded question, "What happened?" Nabiki simply held out her hand and stated the price, "5000 Yen." Ranma sighed as he pulled out the required amount out of his pocket, and a letter fell out of the same pocket, it was addressed to "Maria".

Nabiki was about to give Ranma the details on what happened, when someone shouted out, "I'm done, it's safe to get in now." Everyone entered the home to find that the battle has left their home looking like something out of a slasher movie. Znta, was impaled to the wall with a broadsword sticking out of his stomach, he wasn't even panicking, "Don't Worry, I'll live." apparently it takes more than a sword to take down Znta, Vic, was in a corner with a broken chainsaw muttering something about bacon, and akanexranma4ever, was tied up in a way to keep her from moving.

The was more noises coming from the kitchen as everyone came to the sight of a man raiding the fridge for food. He stopped his raid and turned to face them and said, "What time is it?"

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That's all I could muster for now.