Please be aware of the poll, if you don't vote I might do something I could regret later like, making crap fiction. This chapter takes place three days after the previous chapter.
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Ryoga Hibiki once again found himself lost in some random forest. It has been about five weeks since he has been near anything similar to a city, heck he wasn't even alive at the moment after all, who would be after being eaten whole. Nobody that's who, nobody would survive being eaten whole by a... Ryoga couldn't think of anything to describe the thing that ate him still, if he finds the thing he will take his revenge and maybe go to heaven depending on his luck.
/meanwhile/
In Nerima there's always a constant, it doesn't matter if it was fighting, supernatural occurrences, doing housework, or just getting drunk. However one of the most rarest things to happen would be one Kasumi Tendo, having nothing to do. Sure most people would shrug off this little fact if it wasn't coupled with another fact, she was bored. Let me explain as much as I learned since entering this weird parallel universe, Akane Tendo fell, and she turned into a copy of Kasumi; personality wise (I would actually prefer her being a murderous maniac, at least she would retain some aspect of her actual personality). The rest of the fiancee brigade was wiped out by unknown (gruesomely tame by my standards) circumstances, and three Authors (not counting my alternate self, or "sister") have crammed themselves in this place to call it home, that's all I have for the moment other than Akane monopolizing Kasumi's work schedule.
Of course since it turns out that the current week is Golden week so, this might not be permanent, but from the looks of things Kasumi isn't the type to sit around for too long because, she's attacking me in her sleep for the last three nights. Sure a little excitement never hurt anyone but still what would've happened if she grabbed on the hilt of a real sword., I shuddered at the thought. Anyway other than what I just mentioned there wasn't anything interesting happening. Well with this train of thought somethings bound to happen.
"Delivery for the Tendo Dojo."
Me and my big mouth, of course somethings bound to happen after all this is Nerima and in Nerima there's always a constant. My curiosity decides to drag me to the front door, only to see a crate roughly the size of a normal human, sadly before I could say anything the delivery guy was running away, leaving behind a manual of some sorts.
"So Hero-kun are you going to see what's inside this crate, you know you want to."
As tempting as it is to open the crate, I ignored Nabiki, besides who the hell orders thing like this?
"What do you know this thing was ordered by Znta I bet he has some dirty secrets in this crate."
I'm going to assume that Znta was the name of the guy who tried to kill me, besides a little property damage never hurt anybody. I summoned a crowbar and tore open the damned thing, and surprise surprise, he is one sick bastard.
I decided to check the manual to clear a few things up, this just gets better and better.
Thank you for your valued purchase of one custom built Plushy, Mr. Znta.
This model is fully equipped to handle anything from house chores to the hot and steamy-
Okay I decided not to read that part for the shock value that the little kids might be scared off I looked at what was apparently the "Plushy" in the crate. What do you know they had the decency to put clothes on the thing, of course I had the creepiest sense of deja-vu when I looked at it's face so I decided to check everything in detail.
/a few hours later/
Honestly that guy is one of the sickest bastards to live on the face of this earth, whatever this "Plushy" is it's pretty advanced for this era, sure this thing lacks an AI but, it's a Gynoid in technical terms and it's a freaking fusion of the three girls, I swear Znta will die. Hey look at that a ghost, and from the looks of things it's going to possess that Gynoid. I wonder if I should run or try to talk to the ghost?
Decisions are very hard to make when I either play the messenger, or the reaper. Sometimes I think God just wants to screw me over as the Gynoid started to attack me.
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Sounds of fighting echoed through the Tendo home fortunately, unlike the last battle this fight was contained in one room. Anyway after a few hours the fighting stopped, a few seconds of silence was followed by a shout that clearly said, "You think you can kick my ass, I faced far worse odds in the Mechanica war!" after that life in Nerima went back to normal and no one bothered to decipher what he meant.
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It's about four days after the arrival of Znta's toy (it's trapped in the closet), Golden week was over and it seems everyone is coming back. I can't wait to see the look on Znta's face to I can beat him to near death for actually ordering a Gynoid based on the Druggie, the large breasted girl, and my "Sister". Of course the door opened and the idiot named Znta found himself getting a sword stabbed into his gut and then getting thrown to one the many empty lots dotting Nerima.
He landed on his feet only to barely block my kick, I used his block to increase the distance in between us, he looked surprised by the fact that I was pretty much alive and completely unharmed. It seems everyone came in to see what happened. From the looks of it Nabiki started her betting ring, Ranma was looking at us in case he might fight us off, Akane was holding on to Ranma like a horny school girl, my other self and her friends were cheering on Znta and it looks like Tatewaki Kuno is watching as well and he wasn't wearing his Kendo uniform.
Oh well I focused back to the battle as I lazily dodged his obvious Cero blasts, of course I felt a slight pressure on me attempting to crush me, sure it slowed me down but still he should come up with something better like this. I pointed at him and yelled out, "Flame pillar!" the look on his face was priceless first came surprise, then came agony, of course it's just the start in succession I followed up with the ice pillar, which gave him quite a shock due to the sudden drop in temperature, plus it kept him from moving.
Time for the big finisher, "Reality-" my hand glowed as I ran into Znta, punching him in the gut, "Revert!" the pressure stopped, and finally he was down, only to get back up a few seconds later to wave his hand in front of my face in an attempt to use a Cero, it didn't come. He tried a variety of other moves that came included with his hollow powers, all of those didn't work. I decided to tell him the truth, "You lost so there's absolutely no point in fighting you anymore." but, I'm betting he still going to try. Right now he just gave up, just like that honestly, I was expecting something more but, it looks like I overestimated him.
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And that's the end of that.
