Month: May Day: Eight Year: Too lazy to check.

It's a disturbing thing to look at someone you would consider a sister, attempting to cuddle a panda with a grip that could crush Wolverine's entire body into an unrecognizable lump of flesh luckily for her, the panda was far more evasive than the mutant I mentioned. I cant keep my focus on them due to the fact that my body is desiring more food due to yesterdays fight plus, I needed to get out to get some fresh air, I have made my decision, "I'm going outside for a while and I might not be back for dinner so don't worry about me." I was out of the house before anyone responded going off to the distance to find the restaurant on my mind, the Cat Cafe, the reason I chose the Cat Cafe is due to its popularity, the food and going there to eat is the perfect excuse to ask a certain someone some questions, regarding what happened here besides, I needed reliable information, and it doesn't help that Nabiki Tendo is actually going to be busy handling my request for information about the motives of my sisters "friends"

Right now there's no time to dwell on the motives of the others that can be dealt with when Nabiki gives me what she finds out about them.

/switch/

The man in black was watching the events of the previous chapter in a video format, and he was shaking in sheer terror when he realized that the greatest threat to his organization was in this dimension, and it didn't help that said threat also destroyed several branches of the Canon Preservation Society in other dimensions.

The result of the destruction of said branches caused the universes that the branches resided in to break free from the predestined fates, the people to transcend their former selves and became something more than what Canon stated, true living beings with the ability to create their own choices and fates. The duty of the Canon Preservation Society was to keep everyone in character, prevent the Ascension of the characters, and keep everything within the storyline. Sadly, this universe has gone far off the main storyline it would've been abandoned if it wasn't for the fact that Akane was with Ranma, even if they were together in a way that wasn't intended. He sighed as he went through a pack of business cards, a phone, and a bottle of scotch. He had a feeling that he was going to need it later.

/switch/

At the Cat Cafe there was a young boy eating beef ramen he was around seventeen years old, his hair color was dirty blonde, his eyes were a mix of green and blue, he had a face that could make lesbians go straight on sight, his physique was average, yet his endurance was nothing to laugh at...

(Christ do you always want me to describe you this way? Honestly, your ego is overwhelming.)

The boy simply replied rudely, "Shut the fuck up you disembodied bastard." he went back to eating his delicious ramen.

Sure he's an asshole but, he has plenty of experience in killing off high profile targets with ease, (Who else would get away unnoticed by the authorities?) his attention was currently split in eating his food, and looking at the waitresses, most of the waitresses were Japanese with the exception of a few international exchange students.

An explosion shook the entire area for a few seconds.

(No Blank, don't go out there... fuck, why did you leave?)

Of course he yelled, "I'm fucking bored, I want some pussy, and I want to finish my fucking meal! Is that too much to ask for!" with that declaration he went outside searching for something to kill.

/switch/

Reminder to self: always watch where I'm going or else I'll walk into a bomb. (Don't ask why.) Honestly some nut job bounty hunter tried to get me, he was probably someone who thought he could catch the most wanted man in the future. Sadly he's going home but, at least he's going to be happy that he lived. It would have been nice to talk to the kid. Never mind on what happened earlier because, right now I spy a super assassin and he's attempting to kill me, with a cannon made out of junk. No seriously he has a cannon that's made out of junk and it shoots just about anything he can get his hands on, especially rubber ducks.

Luckily for me I can move fast enough to avoid most of his shots. (and maybe he would just be distracted long enough not to see the scythe wielding maniac behind him.) The assassin looked to make sure there was nothing behind him falling for that little trick. Of course, my luck didn't last for I was bashed by a flying shield, the disorientation from said bash lasted only for a few seconds sadly, it was long enough for me to realized I was going to get maimed by one escaped mental patient and an assassin who could break the 4th wall when he wanted to. Luckily for me darkness came for me due to a combination of fatigue, hunger, and one near death experience.

/switch/

The boy was pissed he wasted his time and food someone is going to pay, then he looked at the chick with the shield, she wasn't anything special, and for some reason he got reminded of a bunny girl he screwed in a one night stand. There was no need to mention that he was itching to beat the living crap out of anyone who was conscious, it seems that girl will have to do.

He laughed like a maniac just thinking of how far he could take his experiments without getting caught, the longest one lasted for an one minute. Before he had a chance to move, he felt a scythe blade on his neck along with a voice he often associated with great pain, and blood painted walls, "So, Blank what were you laughing about?" the question sounded sweet and innocent, like a child's voice, Blank knew otherwise.

"Clara, aren't you training with that relic?"

"Who's a relic you disrespectful brat?"

Instead of flinching he slowly looked down at what he would describe as a pickled midget on a stick, and proceeded to insult said midget, "You shouldn't do stuff like that you old bitch, or you might find yourself incinerated." Of course that earned him a few, um... taps to his little friend, causing him to fall over and crying in pain.

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I think I should end this chapter here it's already taken too long for me to write this so, I'll get the next one ready.

Now for the more serious stuff, it seems one of my other fic: Ranma's escape is actually more popular than this despite the hiatus. I've reread it and to tell the truth I'm a tad dissatisfied with the first two chapters, yes chapter 2 is still being reformatted but, now it seems I'm going to fix chapter one as well so, see ya when I see ya, and remember.

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