Now I just LOVE reviews. Especially when people say they want to be my OC(self insert). Wow! that makes me feel good! AND OMG THIS STORY IS AWESOMER THAN PRUSSIA! A fan said it...don't shoot me...until I'm finished...Well, yeah about seven or so more chapters to go! (that rhymed!)

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"Italy as a Mafia? No way." I said. Romano and I were at his house. We were hanging out on the couch. And he was telling me about his Mafia days...and apparently Feliciano was one too.

"Yeah, he was almost as good as me." Romano said as he leaned back on the couch. I smiled.

"Lovino as a Mafia...I'd like to see that." I said to myself. I really did want to see that. And I guess Lovino knew how much I did too.

"I can show you." He said as he smirked and turned his head towards me.

A blush rushed across from my face. And as Romano got closer to my face I slightly squeaked. But, before he could do anything, Italy came in again.

"Germany is here!" Italy yelled as he pushed said German into the living room.

OH MAH GAWD! THERE WAS GERMANY! DOITSU!...even though he could be...sexy and his intimidation was too...I knew he would think I would be annoying. But, heck he hung out with Italy. And besides...I had ROMANO!

"You damn potato bastard! I was SO in there!" (1) Romano got up and yelled at Germany. "Damn, I wished I had a grenade right now...I'd blow off your face!"

Germany gave Romano a quizzical look. "More like you'd blow your own face up. Since you got the grenade and pin confused." Oh, burn. From Doitsu too.

Before Romano got any more mad I decided to butt in.

"OMG! It's DOITSU! GERMANY! Ludwig!" I yelled as I got up from hiding behind the couch.

Germany gave a 'where did she come from?' face. He then gave a 'wtf?' face when I glomped him.

"Do I...know you?" He asked me. I let go of him and said,"No, you don't. But, I do! And before you say anything else...who doesn't know about you?"

Germany slowly nodded his head.

"Italy...who is this girl?" He whispered in Italy's ear without moving his eyes from me.

"Oh, that's Natasha! Our neighbor! And Romano's Girlfriend!" He said in his cheerful voice.

Germany scrunched his eyebrows as he examined me.

"No wonder...she does seem like Romano's type...crazy...sexy...probably some other thing too..."

What the hell? Was Germany checking me out?

I blushed like crazy while he finished his examination.

"Did you have to do that?" I told him. I glared at him as he glared back. Son it was a staring war.

"Why don't we go upstairs then, Germany?" Italy said as he stopped Germany from glaring...making me the winner.

Italy dragged Germany upstairs and as soon as they were out of sight Romano said,"What the crapola just happened?"

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Sorry this was late...I kept on singing Marukaite Chikyuu and Hatte Futte Parade...and my dad took the laptop away for a few hours...and I wanted to watch Mirai Nikki!

(1)...So in there means like...the manhood was so in the womanhood but, as a metaphor (as it was used as a metaphor in this sentence) it means that he was so close to getting something that he wanted that is lovey or sexual.