It took some time for me to think whether I should put lemon here or not or sumthing more nasty...and oral...Guess what? neither won! So I'm going to do something surprising here! I just LOVE RAPE! Especially when the guy barges in just whe- sorry...but yeah..then he beats the other guys ass...Just kidding! I'm not gunna write that! I'm gunna write extreme crack! as promised! YAY FOR CRACK, ARU~!
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"NO WAY! THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE WORLD MEETING ARE HELD!" I yelled as we walked through the doors to the huge hotel. I turned towards Romano and Italy and then said,"So EVERY representative comes here? Even Sealand?"
Romano looked at me and said,"You mean England's little brother Peter? Yeah, he usually comes in England luggage without him knowing."
"That is valuable fangirl information!" I yelled as I made a not onto my phone.
"Let's just go put our stuff in our room, alright?" Romano said as he sweatdropped and went ahead in front of me.
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"OMG! I'm about to go into the world meeting!" I yelled/whispered to Italy and Romano.
"Yes, now calm down, be normal, and don't rape anyone." Romano said. He turned to me before he opened the door. "Alright?"
"Alright." I said as I nodded my head. Romano then pushed the doors open.
And in that room, was my biggest wish ever. To meet each and every country. And there they were.
Then I went total fangirl when I seen my top three favorite. America, Canada, and England.
"OH MAH GAWD!" I yelled as I ran into the room just to be held back my Romano.
"Natasha! I said don't rape anyone!" He said as he led us to our seats. I took mine right in between the two. The both of them held my arms down to the chair.
How can I not? I'm in the same room as AMERICA, CANADA, AND ENGLAND!" I yelled as I made the chair rock back and forth with my legs. I thrashed my legs around until they both let me go. They probably thought I would kick them or something. I rubbed my arms. They had a hard grip.
I then sat like a civilized person in my chair. That's when I noticed, all eyes where on us.
"Italy, why did you bring your neighbor to the world meeting?" Germany asked as he put his hand on his forehead.
I decided to answer for Italy so I said,"Why not? You and your huge man boobs can come here? Why can't I?"
Germany sighed as he got up and left the room.
"Natasha, that wasn't very nice." Italy told me. I faced him and said,"He'll be back. He just needs to take a breather."
"Italy...who is this?" America asked as he stood up. He was the leader anyways so of course he would be the one asking this.
"This is Natasha, our neighbor. Did you know she has naked pic-" I covered my hand over Italy's mouth before he could finish his sentence.
"Shh! They don't need to know that!" I said as I took my hands off.
"She's a fangirr isn't she?" Japan said as he stood up. "Itary...why?"
I looked at Japan as he stared at Italy.
Those eyes...and that accent...then America asked who I was.
I was in fangirl heaven.
"I'm Romano's girlfriend slash neighbor." I said as I stood up. I put my poker face on. No one would be able to figure me out when I had to facial expression on at all.
There were a few gasps. Some mumurs. Was this such a surprise?
"Is it against the rules for her to be here, Aru?" China asked from his seat.
"OHMYGAWD! CHINA JUST SAID ARU!" I yelled.
There were some murmurs of people saying 'fangirl...ugh!'
I sat back down and put my feet on the table. I wouldn't be no regular fangirl. I would be the mary sue.
"Alright. First we need to know who she likes in order. The rules don't say anything about fangirls. So, miss, will you please tell us your order?" England said as he got up.
Miss...he called me miss in his British accent. How hot was that?
I got up and stood tall as I said my order,"America,Canada,England,Japan,Romano,France,Greece,China,Italy,Iceland,Russia,Germany,Sweden,Prussia,Finland,Sealand, Spain,Switzerland,Norway,Latvia,Denmark,Poland,Lithuania,Estonia,Austria,and Turkey. In exact order." I finished.
"No way. She loves almost all of us." England said as he sat down. "And I'm in the top three...I'm so bloody fucking screwed."
"I don't care where I'm at but, I made in into the top six! She can be my tonight!" France said from his seat. He looked over to me and winked. I blushed, red.
Romano got mad so he put his arm around me. "She's mine you dammed bastards!"
I blushed even more. I then started to breath heavily.
Too much flirting cause a fangirl to hyperventilate.
By the time I was calmed down Germany came back in.
"I'm ready to handle extreme fangirl." He said as he sat down.
"This is worse, Germany, she acts like a mary sue." England told Germany.
"I met her just a few days ago. She's not that bad. But, I supposed she can get a bit out of hand. Nothing I can't handle." Germany looked me in the eye while he said each and every word.
"Don't hurt him, Natasha. He's a natural born ass." Romano whispered in my ear.
There was then an awkward silence.
"I like her! She fine with me!" Spain said, breaking the icy cold tension and silence in the large, filled room.
"All I want, is to meet everyone whose name I said. I won't do anything, I've got Lovino for that. Alright?" I finally spoke up and said. I was glad to get that off of my chest. It was all I wanted anyways.
A few people shivered at this. They would have to meet me. How scary. Probably the number one fangirl of Hetalia. And she loves EVERYTHING about it. Yeah, that's me. Scary little, fangirl, me.
"Fine with me." America said as he sat back down in his seat and leaned back.
There were a few more "Fines's" that followed. I was now off the hook. And I would get to meet them all.
"Alright then. Let's get this meeting started." America smiled. Yeah, he was the hero.
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~America~
"So why am I your number one?" America asked me as he walked down the hallway. We came to an open door that led to a garden.
We stepped outside and I then responded,"Your my hero. Your awesomer than Prussia. You are so damn funny. Your adorable. You have allot of courage and your not afraid to kick ass. And I love it when you say Badass. That's why I always say it. I could go on forever but, we don't have that much time."
"Thanks." He said as he looked down at me.
Damn was he tall.
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~Canada~
"I always wanted to know, Canada...yo do know you have so many fangirls that will always remember you?" I faced him and gave him a side smile.
He slightly smiled back as he said,"I do know. And it makes me happy to know that so many girls do remember me."
"Also...Do your lips taste like maple syrup?" I said as I inched closer to him on the bench in the hallway.
He blushed. He must've never been asked that before.
"I g-guess s-so." He stuttered.
Damn was he so cute!
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~England~
"Do you know how many girls stare at pictures of you then just, faint? How does that make you feel?" I asked the one and only Igirisu!
He looked down at me and put on a thinking face. "Yes... I suppose that I do. And that makes me feel...like I'm sexy."
Oh Gawd! Sexy and I know it reference!
"Yes, you are very sexy, Iggy."
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~Japan~
"So I suppose that you love anime?" Japan asked me. Damn was he so cute with his blank face!
I thought about that for a moment...anime...I loved it!
"Of course! And manga too." I said.
He smiled.
"That's arr I need to know in order to get arong with you. Maybe I can visit some day."
I smiled. "I would very much like that."
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(Skip Romano since she's dating him)
~France~
"Are you going to rape me?" I asked as I sat down at the table. For France we were having lunch.
"Not unless you like it." He smirked. I blushed a pinking color.
"I was just kidding. I don't want to get on either Italy's bad side because then there's Germany and Spain." France shivered. "So any questions that you would like to ask of me?"
I smiled. Oh yes I did.
"Have you ever masturbated to England?" I smirked.
France then gave a face of pure horror as he said,"She's a yaoi fangirl too!" He then blushed as he said...
"Yes."
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~Greece~
"Cats...I want to be one." Greece said. We were in the garden and he had about five cats surrounding him. Each one meowed in unison.
"Where are your fake cat ears?" I asked him. He then reached into his back pocket and put them on. I smiled.
"I'm a big cat. Don't you want to scratch my belly?" He asked me. I giggled as I extended my arm to scratch his belly.
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~China~
"It takes a real man to have such a cute voice, say Aru all of the time, and beat a dragon with a Hello Kitty doll." I told China as we just conversated.
"Yes, of course. You are correct." He said in his proper voice.
"Why don't you become one with Russia?" I asked him.
He sighed then looked down. "That's a very long story."
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(Skip Italy...he's her neighbor)
~Iceland~
"I used to have this really big thing for you when I was twelve." I blushed and looked down. It was Iceland now. And, boy, did he look cute up and close like this.
"That's cute." He said as he looked at me. "Your a very nice girl."
I blushed even darker. If he said another word like that then I would probably have that thing again.
"Thanks." I mumbled after a while of silence.
And when I walked away to go to the next country, I was still blushing.
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~Russia~
"Vodka...why do you chose it beyond all of the other alcohol?" I asked Russia. he didn't even take a second to think.
"It's the hardest and sweetest liquor there is. Would you like some, da?" He said as he brought a bottle out from nowhere.
I sweat dropped. I was too young for that.
"I'm only fifteen." I said as I pushed the bottle away.
"Are you sure you don't want any?"
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~Germany~
The staring contest has been gong on for about three minutes so far. And I was losing. I had to blink.
So, I blinked.
"I won." Germany plainly said. Damn did that one remark rub it in my face!
"I hate you." I said as I glared at him.
"Thank you." He said back.
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~Sweden~
"So...Finland's your wife?" I said, trying to start a conversation.
"Yes, yes he is. And he makes a pretty god one too." Sweden then smiled and looked off into the distance.
I almost had a nosebleed at the thought of what he was imagining.
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I will continue the next chapter with...THE LEMON! yes it will be the next chapter!