Dear Diary,
First of all, I'm sorry for not writing for a million years.
Okay, let me explain.
The day I tried to kill the Potties, Harry Potty didn't get dead. But I should start from the beginning.
First, the Death Eaters dropped me off in their Death Mobile. I walked down the sidewalk, passing trick-or-treaters with bags full of candy. I was so mad that they got candy and not me that I stole all of one guy's chocolate!
A random boy told me he liked my costume. I tried to say thank you, but my mouth was full of Milk Duds, so I kind of just burped and looked at him. Apparently my breath was really bad or something, because he got really scared and ran away from me. I continued to the Potties' house.
I found a house that I thought was theirs and ding-donged on their doorbell. A random lady answered. She didn't look like the lady the Death Eaters had told me was Harry Potty's mom, but I took my wand out anyways and told her I was going to kill her. She took a look at my wand, then gave me a weird look and slammed the door in my face. I almost spit out my Milk Duds. Then I realized that the Potties lived right next door.
I saw them though the window. A tall man with black hair, James Potty, was making colored smoke come out of his wand to make the baby, Harry Potty, laugh. Lily Potty came in the room. James Potty scooped up Harry Potty and gave him to Lily Potty. James Potty threw his wand on the sofa and yawned.
I ding-donged on their doorbell, and James Potty jumped from the couch and screamed to his wife to take Harry Potty and run. I waited for a little bit. I wondered if Lily Potty had made any tea cakes I could eat before I killed them until I finally got bored and ding-donged a million times.
They didn't answer. By then, I was so mad that I yelled, "YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID-O'S!"
I finally just blasted the door away with my wand and killed James Potty really quick. He got dead right away. Then, I walked upstairs and opened the door of Harry Potty's room.
There I found Lily Potty holding Harry Potty in her arms, screaming. I wanted her to shut up because I had an ear infection, so I killed her too. I waved my wand at Harry Potty, but he didn't get dead. Instead, he just got a scar on his forehead.
I got hurted a lot! It hurted very much! I dropped my wand and disappeared. My whole body got gone! I hurted so much, I needed a thousand Band-Aids! But I didn't have a body, so I couldn't get any Band-Aids for my hurtiness. It was not good at all! I felt like I was going to get dead!
Oops. Snape just passed by, and his flowers look like they need to be pruned. Also, his skin is a little brown instead of the green they were before. I have to go water and prune them! I'll just tell you my story really quick before he goes away.
Long story short, I had hurtiness a lot, and my body went away. I was able to possess other bodies, though. It was fun, but I still hurted. Okay. Snape's getting away. I have to water his flowers! Bye!
Evilly,
LORD VOLDEMORT
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I WILL ADD ANOTHER CHAPTER SOON! THIS IS SO FUN TO WRITE! LOL! PLEASE REVIEW, AND THANKS TO THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THIS STORY AND REVIEWING IT!