A/N: Here's the song the boys picked out!

Disclaimer: Only my overactive imagination is mine!

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After we were done singing, Fin ran their request up to the DJ and came back a few seconds later with a smirk on his face that rivaled the one Elliot usually wears.

"What'd he say?" Munch asks with a grin.

"One more and then us. And that after the performance the girls put on, if we sing this song we're going to be in the doghouse. I told him we've got some pretty understanding ladies at this table," Fin said with a grin.

"I wonder what the hell they're singing?" Casey pondered out loud.

"And how the four of you can kill the four of us without getting busted?" Elliot asks.

"I'm not worried about me. It's you three that are gonna have a problem," Henry chuckles.

"How d'ya figure?" Elliot asks.

"Mine's wearin' a ring!" Henry teased.

"A ring that I will chuck at your head if you piss me off, Warner," Melinda advised with a grin.

"Besides," I advise. "A surgeon, a cop, the medical examiner, and an assistant district attorney. I don't think we'll have trouble getting away with three deaths," I grin.

"Too bad Donnelly isn't here. Then we'd get off for sure," Casey teases.

The guys grinned as the group before them finished their song and exited the stage amidst cheers and clapping.

"Okay y'all… we've got some brave-as-hell gentlemen up next. Those four beautiful ladies that did that Danielle Peck number earlier? Well these are the four jokers they get to go home with every night. They're singing a song by a pretty obscure country group called The Notorious Cherry Bombs. The song is called…" he paused. "It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long." He held up his hand to drown out the chuckles and a few boos from the audience. "I wish I was kidding people! So while you're feelin' some sympathy for the ladies, give it up for Fin, John, Henry, and Elliot!"

Elliot smiles directly at me as he takes the microphone and sings the first couple lines of the song.

She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a lady
But my how things have changed since times moved on

John jumps in to save him. Or add to his pain, I'm not sure which.

I gave her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is holler
Oh my life has become a country song

Casey and I both glare indignantly at the stage while Melinda and Tiffani just giggle.

I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on

Tiffani stops laughing after Fin sings his lines.

Henry jumps in for the next line, an appropriate choice for the married man.

Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky

The boys all look at us and grin those irresistible grins as they launch into the chorus.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
All day Long
It goes all day long

Elliot jumps in with the next line.

If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?

"YES!" I scream at him with a grin.

Henry sings the next line.

I guess I should admit it
She ain't never gonna quit it

John, Fin, and Elliot join him for the hook.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

John glances up at the monitor and speaks the next line to Henry.

"Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny,"

"They still are!" Casey screeches.

Henry nods and replies with the next line.

"God you oughta see what's happened to her hiney."

Melinda scoffed and stole a drink of my MGD. "He's on the couch," she says, even though she's grinning when she says it.

John turns to Henry and asks, "Her what?"

Henry glances back up at the monitor and answers John's question. "Her hiney. Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on."

"He should see the size of the couch he'll be sleeping on," Melinda whispers to Casey.

"Small plane?" Fin asks.

"I'm tellin' ya," Elliot says. "I used to roll her in the clover, (mmm hmm) but my God those days are over."

The other three yahoos look up at the monitor for their next line. "Hallelujah!" they chorus, all shaking their heads. "We don't mean that, Liv," Fin says with a grin.

I nod and smile, winking at Elliot.

They all chorus together for the hook again, some of the guys in the audience joining them.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
All day Long
She goes all day long.

Fin starts in with the next line, winking at Tiffani who's sitting beside me shaking her head, swilling a margarita.

If some day they drop the big one,
I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone

"What the hell does that even mean?" she asks me. I shrug. Not a clue.

John jumps in with the next line, smiling out at Casey who's shooting daggers at him out of her bright blue eyes.

It's alright if we say it
'cause the radio won't play it.

Elliot makes a motion to the guys in the audience to join them again for the hook.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

"One more time guys!" he says and all the guys in the bar start in.

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long

The guys in the crowd cheer and clap and all of us girls just shake our heads.

"Thanks, uh, guys. Enjoy those couches. Now go pick out some love songs to make it up to these lovely ladies," the DJ suggests as I shove the book at Elliot with a smile.

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A/N: Yes, that's a real song!! The group is Rodney Crowell's (he used to be married to Johnny Cash's daughter Roseanne) road band (who's original guitar player was Vince Gill – there's your country music trivia for the day)!! What did you think? R&R! XO, KJ