I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry omg. I had science tests and a billion birthdays and no time and I've been fangirling so bad over Ashley Greene I am just dead. And sorry for all the british terms such as 'twatted' 'bloody fool' and other such yummy conundrums, (probably wrong context for such a word but it's so funny.)

Zelda's Hero; Paramore are my favourite band. Need I say more?

Lynettecullen; gotta say, I did enjoy you raping my emails! Thanks for all the feedback, it made me piss off all my friends by going GOT SIX REVIEWS TODAY BITCHEZ BE JELL. I am so sad e.e

And I love how everybody's hating on Jacob XD good timez ahead.

Anyway, enjoy this long overdue chapter, and if you have the chance, watch Skateland. Ashley Greene. Need I say more?

Beth xx

The light from the fire gave Bella's skin a red blush across her skin as we sat watching Skateland in my living-room. What? Lesbians don't just watch gay films. This is great movie... And Ashley Greene is hot. And my days. If she played Wonder Woman, I think I may just roll over and die. It very nearly happened once before in the second Fantastic Four film. 'To quote a friend of mine, it's clobbering time.' Yep. I saw The Light. But anyway, the film was about half way through though I couldn't really tell. I hadn't been watching it. I'd been watching Bella the whole time. Not that I need to, I could quote it from start to finish. Observe.

"Ahh, I still remember when Michelle was running around the garden naked." I quoted Brent to Bella as he and Ritchie ate crap in the Dairy Queen parking lot. "Yeah, and I still remember her running around naked in my room last night." My voice lowered slightly as I continued to quote, this time Ritchie, showing the change in character. Now if you haven't seen it, please don't picture Ashley Greene running around butt ass naked – though now you probably are? Oh well – because none of that really happens. More of a suggestion.

"How many times have you seen this film?" Bella asked me with a raised eye brow. Time to 'fess up.

"Oh, only about a billion. I love this movie." I chuckled and moved my hand to glide whispered circles on her thighs that were draped over my own. My arm tightened around her waist as she shifted her weight closer to me. I am feeling good.

"I've always thought that Ashley Greene looks a little like Alice. Who, by the way, you'll be meeting very soon." She returned her full attention back to the TV.

Oh, okay. I hope they're not practically identical or I'm going to have a problem.

"Alice?"

"Oh. Yeah, college buddy. I accidentally outted her, but she forgave me. I was off my face and so was she so it's all good. She's coming down tomorrow but her girlfriend Kate can't come 'cause her sister's giving birth for like the third time this month."

"Pretty active, huh?"

"That's one way of putting it."

We shared a laugh. "So, what've you told Alice about me? All good things, I hope?"

"Well duh, though I'm kinda regretting it. I have a feeling she's gonna get here and you two'll just click. You'll go shopping..." she visibly shuddered.

"Wait, you don't like shopping?"

"Oh, look, there's a car crash, are you sure you've seen this whole movie a lotta times? 'Cause I think you're missing some stuff." She started pushing playfully on the side of my face, trying to make me turn to the TV.

"As if you have some kind of aversion to shopping... You're so fucking adorable." As if to support my statement, her lips pouted and a small crease formed between her eye brows.

"Yeah I drink juice when I'm killing 'cause it's fuckin' delicious." Bella quickly scrambled for her phone that was vibrating – ha – obnoxiously on my coffee table.

"Hello?" A wild squeal responded to Bella's greeting and she cringed.

"Alice." She mouthed to me, before answering her... war cry. "Whassup, Tink?"

"Omigod I just booked my plane tickets omigod I'll be there tomorrow at about 7 good Lord I cannot wait to see you!" She was so loud I could hear her myself! Maybe I'll need to pixie-proof my house...

"And I can't wait to see you, even if it's only been about a week since I last saw you."

"Shut up. You're my fucking best friend and without Kate here I'm fucking bored. Oh my fuck words cannot even." She gave a huff and an adorable whine.

"Alice... Have you been eating blackcurrant liquorice again?"

Her question was met with silence. "Alice!" she sounded like a berating mother... "Do you have any idea how much sugar that stuff has in it? No wonder you're off the walls!"

"Trust me, Momma Bear; I am perfectly aware of how much sugar those purple drops of heaven contain." The pitch of her voice lowered to a husky level and I wondered about this girl's mental stability. Bella turned to me and we both raised an eyebrow in sync.

"Ok... Well, I'm gonna go..."

"What? Why? When I call we talk for ages. Who's there? Charrrliieeeeee is that youuu?"

"It's not Charlie..."

Alice screamed this time. "OMIGOD. It's that girl isn't it?"

"No! It's, uh - "

"Hey, Alice!"

Couldn't fucking help myself.

"Omigoooood hey, Rosie!"

Rosie? Da fuq?

"Hey, Alice." I repeated.

"Hey, Rosiiieeeee!"

"Okay, okay, we've established that I'm with Rosie." Bella grinned at me as she put the phone on speaker, not that it was really needed... "But I really do think we should be going, Alice, I'm genuinely worried about what you'll say when you're so fucking hyper."

"I am no such thing! And you know I never would. Not like that time you got absolutely twatted down at Breaking Dawn and decided to try pole dancing on the banister. All the while telling all those guys the amount of times you've heard me singing in the shower."

I burst out laughing, the image, oh Lord...

"Alice!" Bella whined, indignant.

This is brilliant.

"What? I didn't do anything!"

"Bullshit. Now I want you to go."

"Never."

"Ali..."

"Oh my God I hate it when you call me that it's too cute. Okay... SEE YOU LATER!" Her over-active hyper high pitched voice cut off and we were left in silence.

"Wow..." I said and Bella groaned.

"I know. She's like a hurricane of fairy dust a unicorn jizz." She buried her face in the nape of my neck and made a 'uuggggghhhhh' noise. N'aww.

"Unicorn jizz? Wow. Does she vomit rainbows, too?"

"I don't want to find out." She answered, though her voice was slightly muffled by my hair. /she shuffled slightly and pressed herself more firmly against me. "Do you wanna finish watching this or...?"

"Or...?" I knew what she was suggesting. I just wanted her to say it.

"Wanna go make some unicorn jizz?"

Oh. I guess she could say that too...

"Yeah okay then." She giggled like some kind of nymph and clutched my hand, already dragging me up the stairs.

X/~/X

Bella and I have approximately two hours before we have to go get Alice, and what better way to spend the time than to show her my meadow?

"Please, please, don't ever let go of me I am mentally incapacitated in the area of hand eye coordination." Bella flapped her hands around her face at the blindfold hindering her sight. "I cannot even begin to count the number of times I've been in hospital for falling or tripping to tumbling or diving, and if you put me in there again I'm gonna smack you so hard!"

"I won't let you fall, shut your muffin hole."

"That has so many hidden meanings..."

"Silencio!"

Fortunately for the both of us, I am very observant and have excellent hand eye coordination, and so managed to stop her from falling over a good seven times. And each time I very nearly peed myself 'cause I was giggling so much.

Sigh what does she do to me?

I trailed behind her on the barely-there path, giddy with what was to come. What if she doesn't like it, though? What if she thinks I'm a total weirdo for bringing her to – what essentially is – a field? What the fuck?

Oh shit.

I can see the meadow. Oh my God what if she hates it oh God this is awful. Hyperventilating! Hyperventilating! Hyperventilating!

We stepped through the last remaining trees and into the clearing. Now, remember when I mentioned the picture I took here? Yeah?

It rained last night.

And it's sunny today.

I gently untied Bella's blindfold, not wanting to snag any of her silky hair. "Okay," I whispered, "You can open your eyes now." I let the fabric fall and stepped back a few steps to give her space. I don't know why, I just felt like I should.

Bella stood there for a minute. Taking in her surroundings, I assume, before she started to tentatively lay her feet in a sequence of steps that left her situated in the middle of the meadow, gazing around her in wonder.

Wow.

The grass was – obviously, in the wild here, folks – uncut, and brushed against her thighs and the glistening dew sparkled like rays of her soul, bouncing off her flawless skin like priceless gems.

She's actually gorgeous.

She span around like a teeny ballerina and met my gaze with a dazzling smile, and held out her hand.

Come here.

Fuck yes.

I made my way towards her mentally reminding myself that we can't do anything getting Alice in two hours yep two hours. What can we do in two hours? No. No. Getting Alice in two hours. Think of Alice. But she looks like Ashleeeeeyyy. Silencio!

Gah. My mental stability has notably diminished since meeting a certain brunette. Sigh.

I got to her and quickly snaked my arms around her waist and pulled her in close to me. I ran my nose along her jaw line and planted a kiss behind her ear. She wound her arms around my neck and return the favour, I hummed in response.

"How did you find this place, Rose, it's amazing." She whispered in my ear, her breath fanning across my skin. Goosebumps.

"I found it while taking pictures when I moved here. You like it?"

"I love it."

My lips touched hers and she seemed to respond to my advances. My hand went to her side, pulling her closer to me. I could almost taste last night's rain on her skin. Don't even ask me how just shush. She moaned into my mouth, moving her hand to my face and setting my mind on fire, just thinking about her. She's got to be the single most amazing person I've ever met, and we only found each other a few days ago. And that's what it's like.

We found each other. Like I've been blundering through my wasted existence in a tiny town on an overcast coast with nothing to pass my time other than a range of cameras and my own personal hate crew. Like I was literally the only thing in the Goddamn world without 'The Plan' from Him (even if He isn't meant to like us party animals) and I was one of those bitchy people Jeremy McKinnon can't stop bitching about in his songs. And then she bounded in like a shot off a gun exploding my simple life into a billion sparks of brilliance. She is every spark. She is every single detail in every picture that makes it different from all the rest. She makes my own personal hate crew worth it, and she makes my meagre existence bearable just so long as I'm able to spend five minutes listening to her whine about Alice.

She is so fucking different.

I pulled back only marginally to allow some kind of breathing space between us, after being knocked with my epiphany.

Shit. Fuck. Shit fuck shit fuck shiiiit.

"You okay, Rosie?" her little brown eyes bored into me with such depth I needed a second to myself.

She called me Rosie.

Momma used to call me Rosie.

Fuck she's adorable. I don't even care.

"Yeah, everything's fine." I smiled and kissed her again, shorter this time. "Maybe we should get going?"

"Why, what time is it?"

"I have no idea but knowing us we've probably been stood here making out for a good while."

"While this is true..."

"...We will not be continuing. We need to go get Alice."

She pouted and tried to give me 'the look', which I artfully resisted.

"Fine." She huffed and removed her arms from my neck and took off...

... in the wrong direction.

"Uh, Bella?"

She span around.

"Yes dearest?"

I silently cocked my thumb behind me, and she immediately spun on her heel heading in the opposite direction. The right direction. I chuckled as I followed her close behind, making sure she didn't trip over air. She still did.

The woods dropped back onto La Push and the waves were especially choppy today, I'd already taken some photo's of the surfers today when we got here, so I didn't feel the almost orgasmic itch to grab my camera.

Or someone's boob...

As we made our way back to the car, my foot lurched and I only just caught myself from faceplanting into the sand. Yum. "Oh, shit my shoe lace is undone, I'll catch you up." I told her as I shuffled onto my butt and retied my shoes. Mofo's.

To say I wasn't exactly please with the scene I caught up to, would be a more than dramatic understatement. I've never liked Jacob Black, but I've always wanted to lop off his teeny appendage with a blunt knife. Sick much? I fucking hate him. And the scene I arrive to was of my girlfriend – woooowww – slapping the shit out of him. Awesome as it was, nobody slaps someone for no reason. Well, nobody normal. Well...

"Hey, what's going on?" I stormed over to them.

"What the fuck is she doing here?" Jacob asked through his protective wall of hench arms.

"I told you she was with me, you bloody idiot, but you still felt the need to keep fucking talking please shut the fuck up." She emphasized the final words with well placed smacks to his back and head.

"Whoa fill me in." I am so confused.

"Piss off."

"Shut up. I got to the car and I was waiting for you and then Royal Ass here appeared and was all 'hey baaabe we're meant to be together I forgive you for being gay you just need a decent cock to help you!' I mean seriously!"

It was only now that I noticed the pungent stench of alcohol emitting from the male. He was absolutely twatted. How gross. He's annoying.

"Listen, dude," I removed him from Bella's reach, better save him some pain. His head'll be bangin' tomorrow. "Here's a little thing about lesbians. They don't like cock. It's not that they haven't had any good cock, because trust me I have, but it's just that we don't like them. Or men, in that way. Now, you are just making yourself a billion times less attractive by throwing yourself at my girlfriend over there, and you're a pretty decent lookin' guy. So piss off, and find someone elses leg to hump." With that I promptly let go of him and he collapsed on his butt staring up at me hopelessly.

"You can't have her you filthy dyke!" he tried, and failed, to take a swipe at me. Please note that he was sat on his butt and completely intoxicated where I was stood up and peed off. "I'll kill you if I have to!"

"Oh shut up you." I nudged him with my toe and he fell flat on his back. When I turned back to my car, Bella looked less pissed off, but still notably annoyed. Mother fucker. As we walked away I heard him call after us, his words slurred by alcohol. "Fuck you, Bella! I can't wait for you to come crawling back when that hoe ditches you! Just you wait!"

Bastard.

X/~/X

"Can you read any of that? It's jibberish to me." I stared blankly at the giant screen in the Arrivals room.

"Yes. Her flight has just arrived it'll be about fifteen minutes now." She smiled at me and I couldn't help but smile back. I don't know what it is about airports, but they make my knees feel stiff and jerky and my teeth chatter as if standing in three feet snow.

And coffee shops are weird in airports, I don't like them and their coffee tastes weird. Weird.

"Hey, Rose?" Bella asked, staring down to the bottom of her mug.

"Yep?"

"Did you mean what you said to Jacob?"

"I said a lot to Jacob, babe."

"Yeah but did you mean what you said about me being your girlfriend?" she gradually got quieter till I had to strain to hear her. And then I was confused.

"'Course I did, why?" I frowned.

"I dunno, I just think that you were just saying that 'cause we only met like three days ago or something I forget." The way she sounded so insecure and shy made me see that this was important to her, and that I needed to console her.

"Hey, listen. This is just the same as any other relationship I've been in. Just because it's stupidly fast, and that people probably think we're stupid, doesn't mean I think they're right. I like you a lot more than I've liked anyone and I'm not setting this down as a silly fling that'll be over next week. Why do you think I wanted to take your picture? Because I think you're gorgeous. Why am I still talking to you after taking your picture? Because I think you're amazing. And don't listen to a God damn thing that shit head Black says, he hasn't got a clue." I reached across the tiny table and untangled her hand from her coffee mug and gave it a reassuring tug into my grasp.

"Aww you guys are adorable!" we both turned our heads toward the offending pixie. "Omigod hi I'm Alice this is going to be so fun!"

Oh my God.

TELL ME YO' FEELINGS BABIES. TELL ME YO' FEELINGS. LITTLE BUTTON, CLICK, LITTLE BUTTONS, TAP, GO GO GO GO GO GO.