I couldn't stop laughing while I wrote this. I have never wrote something so, well, romantic. This is mostly about Dibbeh and Lei XD. Sort of like Zim and Lei's walk but with a twist. Oh yea, I am really changing the rating on this cause it's becoming a bit graphic i think. I hope you like it.

I do not own Invader Zim, only my phone and MP3 and other random crap.

I was talking with her at her locker. We were talking about, well, just life.

She looked at me and put her hand on my cheek. "I can't believe that I can have a friend like you." She smiled that sweet smile she always does, but with a different feeling than when she smiles at her friends.

I looked into her pale blue eyes, and gathered some courage. "Lei, ever since I met you, I can't get you out of my mind. I like you, a lot." I said gazing into her eyes like I was looking into her soul.

She slid her arms around my neck; I felt my face go warm.

She spoke softly. "I like you too, Dib."

Are faces grew closer until our lips finally met. They moved gracefully over mine and vice versa. I felt like I was melting. Lei moved her tongue over mine wanting more. I tried to not move to fast, but I found myself pulling her shirt over her head and she followed my lead by undoing my shirt as well. I wanted her, all of her. She wanted me as well, and I was going to give her what she wanted. I slid my hands around her back to undo her bra...

A bang on my door woke me up. Damn it I thought.

Gaz walked straight into my room. "You must have been having a good dream. You wouldn't stop moaning." She smirked. "Who was it that you were 'doing'?"

I picked up a pair of stray jeans and threw them at her. "Shut up and get out!" I shouted at her.

She began leaving. "Whatever." She grabbed the door and stopped. "Was it about Lei?"

"GET OUT!" I chucked an alarm clock at her, but she shut the door in the nick of time. The clock fell to the floor with a crack.

I got out of my bed and got dressed. It's been six months since I met Lei and we were the best of friends now. I just would've never thought that she would still hang out with Zim. When we presented the robot in tech, Zim had done something to it and it worked perfectly, for the first five minutes. It blew up the whole class after. We got a good mark for it though.

I walked downstairs, grabbed my lunch off the counter, and walked out the door to skool. I was thinking about my dream. I did love her, and I wanted to tell her. Only problem is if she didn't love me back.

"Dib!" A familiar voice yelled.

I turned to see Lei running at me. She stopped and hugged me. I blushed. "Hi Lei."

She pulled back and smiled. We began walking to skool. Footsteps could be heard catching up to us.

Zim ran up on the other side of Lei."Hey Lei and Dib-stink."

Lei looked at Zim and smiled. "Hey Zim."

Zim smiled back.

We all walked to skool talking about nothing in particular. It was a bit awkward due to the dream, but I got over it. I decided that today I would ask her to be my girlfriend.

Once we got to skool, we all went to each other's lockers, then to class. Zim and Lei sat on the other side of the room from me. I didn't see a chance of asking her with Zim around, so I thought all class on how to get Lei alone.

Miss Bitters droned on and on all class about the whole world ending on the twenty third of December this year. I didn't pay attention at all, I just thought of ways to, as I said before, get Lei alone with me. It's not like we haven't been alone before, it's just that I never decided on actually asking her then. I've got to know her and I feel that that's always better to do instead of asking her just when I met her.

The bell rung to signal lunch.

I got up and walked over to Lei's desk. "So, you want to go somewhere for lunch?"

She put her books in her bag and slung it over her shoulder. "Sure, where?"

I thought. "Uhm, how about the Crazy Taco?"

She gave me a look. "You know I don't eat meat." She said.

I felt stupid. "Oh, yea." I said scratching the back of my neck.

She thought for a second. "How about we eat outside and not go anywhere." We walked out of class.

I nodded. "Okay, that's a good idea."

She smiled. "Zim, do you want to join us?"

I felt my heart sink when she invited Zim. I saw my chance fly out the window like a bird flying out it's cage.

Zim looked at Lei and smiled. "I would love to." He said. I scoffed.

Zim turned his attention to me. "Why did the Dib-barf scoff at me?"He crossed his arms.

I put on a look of disgust. "I didn't scoff." I lied.

Zim rolled his eyes. "Sure you didn't."

"Stop it you guys. Let's go get a spot before they are all taken." Lei said grabbing our shirts and dragging us outside.

The rest of the day went okay. Lei and I talked a bit and Zim and I got into an argument over nothing.

We all began to walk home together. We talked and bugged each other like usual.

Once we got to Lei's, Zim walked across the street to his base and waved bye to Lei and I, then entered his weird looking house.

I looked at Lei. "You want to hang out at my house for a bit?" I asked wringing my hands together nervously.

Lei looked at me. "Sure." She replied and we began walking to my house.

It was September, and the wind was brisk and cold. Lei shivered a bit so I handed her my coat. She accepted it, and muttered thanks.

Once we got to my house, I noticed no one was home. I thought that this was the one and only time I will get my chance.

We walked over to the couch and sat down. I cleared my throat. "Uhm Lei..." I stopped and mentally scolded myself for choking.

She looked at me. "Yes?"

I clenched my fists. "Would..."

She looked at me puzzled. "Would I...?"

I sighed. "Would you want a drink?"

She giggled. "It took you that long to ask me if I'm thirsty."

I feverishly nodded. She smirked. "That's not what you were going to ask me. Now tell me what you really want to know."

I held her chin up to look into her eyes. She seemed stunned. I took a breath. "I really like you. More than like really." I said in a shaky voice. I stared into her eyes. She stared right back.

I felt like we sat there forever just looking into each other's eyes, till she spoke.

"Dib..." I felt my heart sink as she took my hand away from her chin and stood up.

I had the urge to cry but held it in. She just stood there and looked at me.

Lei's POV

I was speechless. I didn't know what to say, he was my best friend and I can't say I didn't like him, because I would be lying if I did. I really wanted to go out with him, be his girlfriend, but I'm afraid he will find out what I am and he wouldn't love me anymore. He looked at me waiting for my answer.

I sat back down and hugged him. Just hugged him. I didn't know what else to do and I felt so stupid, so I made up my mind. Screw it if he finds out. Screw it!

I pulled back from the hug and gazed into his eyes, that were full with happiness. "I love you." I said.

Our lips met and I felt like I had done the right thing. I did love him and I knew that this could work. He just can't find out what I am.

His lips moved over mine. Our tongues met and twisted together. I pulled him closer to me, almost trying to become one person. I somehow ended on top of him on the couch. My hands began pulling his shirt over his head and pulling his glasses off his face, not like he needed them at the moment. We flipped over and he was now on top of me. He undid my shirt and kissed my stomach and made his way back to my lips. I giggled at this. I couldn't believe I was doing this. I felt at peace and happy as hell. Nothing could go wrong.

It was around two-thirty in the morning. A voot cruiser landed somewhere on the other side of town in a dark ally. A little irken child jumped out of it.

She looked around. "Wow, this place is weird looking."

Neak followed his daughter. "Yea, it does look strange, but we are here for a mission, not to view this planet."

Tak was the last to step out of the voot. "We need disguises so we won't stand out."

Tess looked overjoyed. "I want to look like your disguise!" She said a bit loudly.

Her mother gave her a look. "You've got to be quiet. The humans are sleeping."

"Okay." Tess whispered. She walked up to her father.

Tak turned the voot into a disguise machine and chose her disguise. She looked like she did when she first came to earth, but she looked like she was in her twenties, her hair was longer and she had a really good build.

Tess stared at her mother. "You look very pretty mommy." She smiled.

Tak looked at her daughter and smiled. "Okay sweetie, your turn."

Tess walked into the disguise machine. When it was done, she walked out. Tess had black hair pulled into pigtails, thin bangs, and was wearing a purple t-shirt with a monkey on it with a pair of jeans.

Tess looked at her disguise in a window. "Ugh, I look like a pixie." She pulled out the pigtails and brushed her long black hair out with her fingers. She smiled. "That's better."

Neak was the last one to get into a disguise. He walked into the machine. He came out with hair that was a bit shaggy but didn't look gross. He was wearing a red shirt with a black jean jacket with black jeans. He looked like he was in his twenties as well.

Tess pulled something out of the voot. It looked like a rod of some sort with a claw like metal at the end of it. The metal part sparked. "Look what I made. I call it a Shock Rod." She said showing her parents the rod like device.

Tak gave her an encouraging smile. "You are going to grow up just like your father."

Tess grinned.

Neak shrunk the voot cruiser to a good carrying size. "Now, where did you say they live?"

Tak looked at the coordinates. She told Neak the place, and the family walked to their destination.

"Now, we need to not jump them once we get there. We need to plan what and how to execute the plan. So, we will plant our house and begin playing good neighbours." Neak said.

Tess looked gleefully at her father. "Can my room be black and purple?" she said swinging from her parents hands.

Neak smiled. "Whatever you want, sweetheart."

Tak looked at her family and smiled. She was happy to be on earth, but at the same time was scared. She knew the dangers that could happen if they stepped one foot out of line. They needed to fly under the radar for a while and when Zim and Lei least expect it, they will jump at them. Tak couldn't wait till she could rid the universe of Zim.

The family walked all night till they got to their destination. They set up there 'house' and went inside. Tak tucked in Tess and then walked and looked out the window to that oddly coloured house.

"Be happy while you can." She said mentally to Zim who was sleeping soundly in his quarters.

Back at the Membrane household, Dib and Lei had made it up to Dib's room before Gaz had come home. The two were asleep in each other's arms.

They didn't know the danger that was soon to come. Nothing will be the same after that night.

Dun dun duuuun! I swear I was stumped when Dibbeh boy popped the question. I sat there like should she say yes or no? Then the story just took control of itself. It also didn't help that I was listening to Hedley and Nick Lachey. Nom nom nom Review!