Tiffani makes her way to the stage and takes the microphone the DJ offers her.
"Guess what y'all?" she asks. "I'm getting' married!" she shrieks, holding up her ring finger. The girl is a lot of things, but a good drunk she's not. Can't hold her liquor with a damn. "And I want to dedicate this song… to my super hot fiancee. Fin. I love you, baby," she grins drunkenly.
"Oh yeah. You'll be pourin' her into bed later," Elliot grins.
"She can't really hold her liquor can she?" Fin asks with a smile.
Swaying
room as the music starts
Strangers making the most of the dark
Two
by two their bodies become one
I see you through the smoky
air
Can't you feel the weight of my stare
You're so close but
still a world away
What I'm dying to say, is that
As she gets to the chorus, Tiffani points drunkenly to Fin.
I'm
crazy for you
"Touch
me once and you'll know it's true,"
she sings as she runs a hand down her body.
"Oh damn. Keep it PG-13, baby," Fin mutters.
I
never wanted anyone like this
It's all brand new, you'll feel it
in my kiss
I'm crazy for you, crazy for you
Trying
hard to control my heart
I walk over to where you are
Eye to
eye we need no words at all
Slowly now we begin to move
Every
breath I'm deeper into you
Soon we to are standing still in
time
If you read my mind, you'll see
As she heads into the chorus, Tiffani is gazing at Fin, all smoky eyes and sex on her brain. She sure didn't look like a heart surgeon standing up there.
I'm
crazy for you
Touch me once and you'll know it's true
I never
wanted anyone like this
I'ts all brand new, you'll feel it in my
kiss
You'll feel it in my kiss because
I'm crazy for you
Touch
me once and you'll know it's true
I never wanted anyone like
this
Its all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
im crazy for
you,
crazy for you
crazy for you
crazy for you
its
all brand new, i'm crazy for you
and you know its true, im
crazy, crazy for you
its all brand new, im crazy for you
and
you know its true, yeah, Im crazy for you
Crazy for you baby
im
crazy for you
"Thank you!" Tiffani exclaims, bounding off the stage.
"Uh, thanks for that… um, great performance, Doc," the DJ grins.
"I'm gonna punch him in the mouth," Fin mutters.
"Relax, Fin. He was kidding," Elliot and John both place a hand on Fin's arms to keep him restrained.
"How'd I do, baby?" Tiff asks, wrapping her arms around Fin's shoulders.
"Great," Fin smiles at her.
"Really? Cuz I'm really drunk," she smiles back, getting a laugh from the rest of us. "You could tell, huh?"
"Yeah, but it's okay, Tiff. Half the people in here are wasted," Casey reassures her.
"Let's see… Katie's up! Followed by Chas, then it's Melinda, then it'll be last call ladies and gentlemen!" the DJ announces.