Really brief last chapter. I think it sucks, but I wanted it to be done so I can start the sequel! Don't hate me :( So, here's the last chapter of The Rules of Affection.

I do not own Invader Zim, or Saw.


Lei sat on the couch with Sali. Sali had bugged her into watching the movie Saw, and Lei was pretty sure that she regretted it because she was hiding behind her.

Lei sighed. "You know, it's not even that scary, just really gory." She picked up the small S.I.R from behind her and sat her down on the couch.

Sali looked at Lei with pleading eyes. "Can we turn it off, please?" Tears started to build up in her eyes.

Lei threw her head back and moaned. "You wanted to watch it and now I want to keep watching it. Why don't you go see Gir." She turned her attention back to the movie.

"Okay." Sali squeaked. The S.I.R got up off the couch and ran out the door. Lei rolled her eyes and continued to watch the movie.

It had been about a week since the whole attack and Lei was kind of making a choice, if you call making a choice avoiding your boyfriend and best friend and to just hide inside your home. Yep, that's what she had been doing for the last week. Every time Zim or Dib came to the door, Sali would open it and just say that Lei was out with her sister, Aun.

Aun actually was a pretty useful sister in a situation like this. She came by lots and would talk with Lei and would sometimes help her choose who she should go with. Lei and Aun were tight and almost like blood sisters, even though ones human and ones irken.

Saw was almost over when a knock interrupted Lei's watching. She sighed to herself and lifted herself up off the couch and opened the door, which she hoped she never did. For there stood Dib.

Lei felt her heart drop into her stomach. She didn't want to talk to him or see him. She forced her eyes to look into his. "Hi Dib, what are you doing here?" She said, trying to sound normal.

Dib looked at her, avoiding eye contact. He seemed to be struggling with a thought. "You don't like me do you." He muttered.

Lei stood frozen. Her choice was made and this was her first step to showing her choice.

She stepped closer to Dib and wrapped her arms around him. She could feel him tense and go rigged, like he could read her thoughts.

Lei whispered into his ear. "I'm sorry." She gave him one last heartily squeeze then broke away from him.

Dib stood there with about a million expressions running through his eyes. Lei felt a pang of guilt that quickly faded. She knew she was doing the right thing.

As Lei and Dib stood there in silence, someone came running up beside them. It was Aun.

Lei watched as Aun's eyes shifted from her to Dib.

"Uh, bad timing, right?" She asked.

Lei nodded slowly. It felt even more awkward with Aun standing there.

Dib coughed and looked around. "Well, I guess I might as well go. See you around I guess." He began walking in the direction of his home.

Aun cocked her head to the left. "I thought he would've cried or something." She shrugged and turned back to Lei. "Now you need to go talk to Zim. That will be fun. Just don't get carried away." She winked.

Lei playfully smacked Aun in the back of the head. "Shut up." The two laughed.

Lei made her way to the unordinary house and knocked on the men's room door. Many thoughts of what to do ran through her head of what to do, but only one stood out.

Zim opened the door. "Oh, hey Lei-" He said but was cut off by Lei jumping at him.

The two landed on the floor. Lei straddled Zim's hips and looked down at him. He had the most confused look on his face.

He starred into her eyes. "What's going on?" He didn't seem overly worried, just shaken.

Lei leaned her face down to his, their lips inches from one another's. "I've made my choice." She whispered, using her foot to kick the door shut.

Lei pulled herself up and pushed a button on her watch-like device, turning her appearance back to irken. Her yellow eyes glowed as she removed Zim's contacts and wig.

She then leaned her face back over Zim's, making their lips touch. Zim ran his tongue along her lips, making her moan at the feel of his snake like tongue. The irkens broke apart and gazed into the opposite's orbs.

Zim sat himself up. The two just sat in each other's presence, happily enjoying it.

Who knows what will happen in the future, I mean like it's so far away. Will they still be together in five, maybe ten years? Who knows. The world is full of surprises. This might be the end of this story, but the beginning of a new one?


There you go. I know, really short, blunt and brief. want to take a wild guess who The Rules of Revenge will be? Leave a guess in your review and you might have to think through all the characters in this. REVIEW ^.^