Author's note: It's been a while, if you've been waiting then, I'm sorry. I no longer have internet so I'm using the internet at work. Today I'm uploading this and a bunch of a new parody series for the Da Vinci code. Since Final Fantasy X is one of my favorite games, and I need to make fun of something I actually hate, it looks like a new story is needed. I'm still doing this though, but probably more slowly.

After the demonstration of Yuna's first pokemon, Tidus walked up to Yuna in order to try and hit on her.
"Stay away from the summoner!" said an old lady. Tidus took a step back, but then tried it again.

"Stay away from the summoner!" she said again. One again Tidus tried to walk to her.

"Stay away from the summoner!" again he tried.

"Stay away from the summon..." again

"Stay away from the su... Stay away... Stay...St...St...St...Stay away from the summoner!" Tidus was amused by this repetitive old woman and kept doing it for five more minutes.

"Hey!" said Yuna. "I heard you were going to a Blitzball tournement. That means we'll be sharing a boat!"

"Wow! That's cool!" said Tidus. "I'm from Zanarkand!"
"Stay away from the summoner!"

The next day, on the boat, Tidus, Wakka, Wakka's Hair, Lulu, Lulu's boobs, Yuna, and Kimahri along with some kind of mafia or something in the back took off on their voyage.

"You might wanna know about these things we got called materia ya, no not materia ya. What are they called again ya?"
"Spheres!" said Lulu. "There's a lot of different kinds and you can put them in this thingy called a sphere grid, which is like a skill tree only harder to read." (Sphere Count: 5)

"Kind of like leveling up?" said Tidus, "We got that in Zanarkand too."

"Ditz." she replied. Tidus made a sadly.

"I believe you," said Yuna. Really she didn't, but she just wanted him to stop whining about it.

"Really?"

"Sure. There's this awesome dude I knew named Jecht. He said that Zanarkand used to be pretty awesome!"

"I know a guy called Jecht, he's my dad. I hate him."

"Can't be the same dude then, the Jecht I knew was cool."

"Oh yeah. One day, I'll take you to Zanarkand."

"Maybe." she said.

Tidus wandered around the ship, but the plot was going nowhere fast so he finally tried going to sleep.

That night Tidus had a dream that he was on a dock telling Yuna about Zanarkand. Then Rikku showed up.

"Don't take her to Zanarkand, take me instead!" she shouted, doing that weird wave of her's. Then Auron showed up.

"You might think this is foreshadowing some kind of love triangle, but its not."

"You, with a woman?" yelled Jecht. "I thought you were gay!"

Then Tidus woke up screaming "I hate you! I hate you!" over and over again.

"This guy is loco ya?" said Wakka. "You want some tacos ese?"

"Okay!" said Tidus. Tidus ate the tacos and Lulu and Wakka went into the back and started talking. They talked about some dude named Chappu, who died trying to murder Sin. Chappu was Wakka's younger brother, the reason he was distracted in the tournament is because Chappu died about that time. And that is why Tidus was a dumb-ass in chapter 3.

"I'm going to retire ya, after the tournament ya!"

"Good, then you can do your job as a guardian right for once." said Lulu.

"Hey, we should be near Kilika now ya! Lets tell Tidus ya." Then suddenly the ship rocked.

"Sin is attacking!" shouted some guy on the deck. "Lets harpoon his ass!" Wakka, Lulu, and Tidus ran onto the deck where Yuna, Kimahri were. The crew proceded to harpoon Sin's ass when Wakka and Tidus were thrown overboad.
"Damn this Sin ya!" shouted Wakka underwater somehow. "Lets hit him a bit!"

"Yeah!" Tidus and Wakka smacked Sin around for a bit, then got back on board. When they did, they found that Sin had just annihialted the village of Kilika. Of course all of the Kilikians begun weeping openly at the loss of their home town.

"Don't be sad ya! Its like a happy pool party! Haha splah splash!" Wakka is a bit of a dumbass too.