Chapter 2: Meeting the Family

Finally after a long cab ride Vash and Meg were at the Griffin house. Along the way Meg kept asking herself what would happen if her family met Vash. Vash was crazy and besides that it was a boy who she had left the house with in the morning. Now it was 12:54, around four hours she hadn't been in the house. Then there was always the chance that no one noticed that she was gone. That was the most likely.

Meg unlooked the front door and swung the door open, and the two stepped in.

"Oh my god Meg!" Lois screeched as she ran to hug her daughter. Yes, she normally tormented Meg along with Peter, but she care about Meg much more then she really let on. It was then at that moment Lois noticed the strange boy in her living room. Odd hair and eye combination, nice suit but weird shoes to wear with a suit.

Who was he?

"Who are you?" Lois asked with an angered hint to her voice.

The boy even if he knew she was talking to him pointed to himself, waiting for Lois to nod her head.

"Vash Saxon, pleasure to meet you." He grinned, holding his hand out for a shake. Lois shook Vash's hand, then pulled away quickly. Peter, Stewie, Brian and Chris after things calmed down went back to watching TV, oh the beloved TV.

"And what were you doing with Meg?" Lois asked, the next words out of Vash's mouth would decide his future.

"Oh, I picked her up this morning and we went out and had fun for a couple of hours."

"You had fun with my little girl?" Lois's face was calm as it could be, but if one were to look into her eyes they'd wet themselves. But Vash was never good at reading people.

"Yeah. It was a fun outing." His grin widened. And just like that Vash was on the floor holding his burning cheek, Lois had just slapped him.

Vash winced, "God! What is wrong with the females from this planet?"

"How dare you do that with my daughter!"

"Do what? Don't you like your children having fun?" The shouting and that slap had made the four males of the house turn to watch what happened. The four laughed, Vash would be having a hard time with Lois.

"How dare you say that!" Lois went to hit him, when Meg got in her way.

"Listen, Vash didn't have any fun with me. He doesn't know what you mean by fun." Well Meg was talking Vash looked between the two, generally lost.

"Oh, sorry about that Vash."

"No problem." Vash shook his head. Lois invited Vash to have dinner with them, which would be two hours from the current time. That gave Vash some time to get used to the family. He decided on talking with the oldest and fattest male in the house.

"So what were you doing with Meg? I mean why would anyone want to hang around with her."

"What do you mean? Megan's awesome!" Vash said over giddy.

"What have you been smoking!" Peter laughed, thinking Vash was joking around.

"I don't smoke? What are you saying, what's wrong with Megan?"

"Meg's awful! And why would you like her anyways? She's fat, she whines, she's all around a terrible ugly girl." Peter finished calmly. Everyone in the room had stopped talking to stare at Peter and Vash. Meg didn't cry, it was normal to hear from her father, she was just worried about what Vash would do.

"So…Let me see if I got all of this straight, Megan's bad because she's fat, she whines and she's ugly?"

"Yes you understand my speaking."

"Have you looked in the mirror? You're the fattest person in the room!"

Peter chuckled, "Oh, my dear boy. Men don't get fat, only women do."

"Denial. And the whining, personally I think I'd complain if I had to live with a guy like you."

"And whys that?"

"You're a dick, moving on. She's ugly…" Vash took a pause and looked around the room.

"Ha you can't think of a comeback because Meg really is ugly!" Meg gasped, believing Peter to be right, and it hurt to think Vash thought she was ugly.

"That's not the reason! I was just looking at Lois… and taking into account how her face and Megan's face look so alike. Meg really is Lois's child."

"Were you going with this?"

"You say Megan is ugly your calling your wife ugly." Everyone in the room gasped at once.

"Are you insulting my women?" Peter yelled standing up as he cracked his knuckles.

"No, you already did that yourself." Vash winked in a cheeky manner. Peter was speechless. Vash jumped up from where he was sitting, he looked around at the people in said room. Peter his first enemy. Lois someone he was a little scared of because of her slap. A fat teenage boy who Vash hadn't learned the name of. A dog that could walk upright and talk who was named Brian. And a one year old baby who smirked up Vash giving him thumbs up. And Megan.

Vash smiled a cheeky grin. Then his watch started ringing.

"Well I hate to leave but I got places to be. See ya!" Vash jumped over the sofa and went for the door.

"Bye Vash." Meg said as he walked.

"See you around." Vash waved then he was gone. Everything was silent for a while then Peter got up and started yelling.

"Meg, I forbid you to see that boy ever again. He's bad!"

"But-"

"NO BUTS! GO TO YOUR ROOM!" Meg ran upstairs, not crying just she wanted to get away. She knew that Peter hated her, but he was going to stand in the way of the only person that seemed to like her. Maybe that was why, he just didn't like that there was someone around to stick up for here.

Maybe it was her time to do what see wanted, and not let him control her. She would talk to Vash again. It was at this time that Meg remembered that she didn't have any way to contact him, he seemed to know where she lived but she didn't know where he lived.

And Meg's life got hard again.