Hikira: hi people well today is the third Thursday of November that means TURKEY DINNER ^___^

Dark:*putting on a black sweater*damn it why do Marik and Bakura have to come

Cat: *dressed up as a Native American* one we trying to be nice two Ryou and Malik wanted them to come and three Thanksgiving was originally a time where enemies sat down and ate together

Dark: *sigh* fine, but they better not sit close to me

Hikira: thanks Dark *kiss Dark on the cheek*

Dark: brat

Hikira: I know

*door bell rings*

Hikira: aibou can you get that, Dark I need you in the kitchen to help me with the turkey

Dark: ok *goes into the kitchen*

Cat:*opens the door* hey guys long time no see

Ryou: we brought some homemade stuffing

Cat: thanks just put it in the kitchen

Ryou: ok *goes to the kitchen*

Bakura: why are you dressed up like that?

Cat: I haven't wore my Native American costume for awhile so I thought today I could wear it

Bakura: where the hell did you get the costume?

Cat: store duh

Bakura: whatever, got any beer

Cat: yes but no drinking until everyone is here

Bakura:* walks right past me* Dark I must say this is the first time I seen you fully clothed, you always wear a corset and skirt

Dark: shut it Bakura it's too freaking cold to wore those

*door bell rings*

Cat: *opens the door*hey Yugi hi Yami

Yugi: hey Cat

Yami: cute outfit

Cat: thanks ^_^

Yugi: me and Yami brought some mashed potatoes

Cat: thanks I'll put it into the kitchen *goes to the kitchen*

Dark: BAKURA IF YOU DON'T COOK THEN GET OUT OF MY KICTHEN *throwing pot and pans at Bakura* AND DON T TOCUH MY BEER

Bakura: *rubbing his head*gezzz I only touch her beer then she bites my head off

Yami: *anime sweat drop* it's her beer so of course see going to bite your head off

*door bell rings*

Cat: can someone get that

Yugi: I'll get it *open the door* hey Joey, Kaiba and Mokuba

Joey: hey yug been awhile since we seen each other

Yugi: since the Halloween party *laughs*

Mokuba: man I wish I was there

Kaiba: no you don t

Mokuba: what happen any way Seto doesn't want to tell me?

Dark: Hikira scared the shit out of all of the guy's lol and I still have the recording of it

Bakura: *glares at Dark* I thought I burned that

Dark: ptff please I made a bunch of copies of it, I wouldn't let something let that be destroyed lol

Hikira:*walks out of the kitchen* hi Mokuba

Mokuba: Hikira, did you make some pumpkin pie?

Hikira: yup we all so have cherry and apples pies, all we need now is some wipe cream and it will be perfect

Mokuba: awesome I can't wait

Dark: hey Hikira we're out of wipe cream

Cat: strange i just bought some this morning..........Dark

Dark: what I didn't take eat it

Yami: then what is that white stuff on the corner of your mouth?

Dark: *quickly wipes mouth* it was nothing

Cat: *sigh* just go get some more before they run out

Dark: fine *grab keys, helmet and wallet* alright I'll be back in a few *open the door and runs into someone*

Marik: and the say women are suppose to be graceful

Dark: *glares at Marik* shut up Marik

Marik: where are you going anyway?

Dark:*puts helmet on and get on her motorcycle*none of your damn business*rides off*

Malik: *walks into the house* hey Hikira I got some cranberry sauces

Hikira: thanks, I'll go put it in the kitchen

Joey: man everything starting to smell good

Cat and Hikira: we know *stomach growls*

Kaiba: have you girls eaten today

Hikira: no, it's kind of a tradition for us to starve on Thanksgiving Day

Ryou: why

Cat: we don't really know it just a weird tradition for us

All the guys: *anime sweat drop*

Yami: oooookk

Hikira: can someone start setting the table please

Ryou: I'll do it, where are the plates

Cat: in the cabinet on the left

Ryou: ok *grab the plates*

===with Dark===

Dark: *running away from old ladies* back old ladies, back to the retirement homes from once you came, I said back my whip cream

Old ladies: it's not yours

Dark:*pays for the whip cream* now it is bitchs

Old ladies: noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! *runs after Dark*

Dark: *runs away again* damn mother fucking old ladies stop chasing me *get on her bike and gave them the fingur*

===back with us===

Hikira: *finishes setting the table* there all done

Cat: *looks at watch* it's taking a bit long I wonder if Dark got caught by the cops again

Malik: how many times has she been caught?

Cat: just three times…this month

Bakura: ha I never been caught by the cops

Ryou: because you don't remember when you do get caught

Dark: *comes in and slams then locks the door* I don't know which is worse twilight fan-girls or old ladies fighting

Marik: I think that would be the fan-girls

Dark: you're dead wrong OLD LADIES FIGHTING FOR FOOD IS VERY BAD

Yami: what happen?

Dark: first I went all around town looking to see what stores were open all of them but Wal-mart were closed so I got into Wal-mart and I grab the last wipe cream then all of the old ladies that were there attacked me like wild dogs, then one of them grabbed my left boot and takes it away so now I lost my favorite pairs of boots then they all started beating me with their canes, next I start running for my life with the tub of whip cream in head and I managed to get out of the store alive

Bakura: ha you got scared by old ladies man you are pathic

Dark: ok you go to wal-mart and see how it is and take Marik with you

Marik: no thanks

Hikira: guys everything is ready

(Everyone sits at the table Hikira sit at the top of the table I'm on Hikira right and Dark is on her left. On the left side of the table are Dark, Mokuba, Kaiba, Yami, Ryou, and Marik. On the right was me, Joey, Yugi, Bakura, and Malik)

Ryou: wow everything turned out great

Cat: this time let's not there the food at each other it took me a week to get out the cake stains from the carpet

Dark: aww but I wanted to throw a pie at Bakura

Bakura: do that and I slam your face in the mashed potatoes

Malik: knock it off you two

Hikira: Dark another fight from you and you will sleep outside of the bedroom

Dark: ;___; ok I'll behave

Kaiba: you threaten her to kick her out of the bedroom

Cat: it gets cold in our room so we keep each other warm

Hikira: aibou *blushing*

Cat: ^///^

Hikira: whatever who wants to cut the turkey

Bakura: oh I do I do *gets up from seat*

Ryou: Hikira you shouldn't let-

Bakura: *grabs knife and starts stabbing the turkey* DIE TURKEY DIE MWAHAHAHAH

Kaiba: the bird is already dead

Joey: T___T great no turkey

Dark: *glares at Bakura* Bakura stop that

Bakura: make me

Dark: alright *throw corn at Bakura head*

Bakura: ouch damn it who the fuck throw corn

Cat: Dark!!!

Dark what he said make me that's an ok for me

Marik: did you kill the bird

Yami: it was already dead to begin with

Yugi: well at least it's still edible

Hikira: *pokes at turkey* alright who wants the dark meat

Cat: HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE R&R I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH