Dark: god damn I'm not going to gave Marik a gift
Cat: we didn't even ask you too
Hikira: can't you be nice to Malik and Marik
Dark: I can be nice to Malik but not Marik damn bastard
Cat: *sigh* just try not to start a fight this time
Dark: …fine
Hikira: aibou one of the Christmas lights out fell off again, can you fix it
Cat: why it's too cold outside
Hikira: if you go I'll let you lick the cookie bowl
Cat: *drools* ok I'll go *grabs jacket and staple then goes outside*
Dark: I thought you said you would let me lick the cookie bowl
Hikira: I did but you two can share
===with me out side===
Cat: damn lights why can't they stay up *staples one light* damn cold weather *sneeze* oof my founge
Malik: HEY CAT!!!!
Cat: ahhh *fall off the roof but the lights are holding me up*oww, oh hey Malik and Marik
Marik:*chuckles* nice of you to drop in
Cat: *trying to get untangled* damn it can you guys get me down my blood starting to rush to my head
Malik:*holding back a laugh* ok *helps untangle me*
Cat: *lands on feet* thanks Malik I own you one
Malik: no problem
Dark: MARIK IF YOU TOUCHED MY AIBOU THEN YOUR DEAD!!!!!!!
Marik: aww can't you be nice to the birthday boy
Dark: I'll show you nice *tries to attack Marik but gets held back by Hikira*
Hikira: *hugging Dark* hey guys come on in
Malik: *walks in*no one here yet
Cat: *hugs Hikira for warmth* Yami and Yugi said they going to run a little late, Kaiba and Mokuba said they were in a business meeting as for Joey he called a while ago saying was stick in traffic and Ryou and Bakura are coming in a minute
Malik: *sigh and sits on couch*
Hikira: something wrong Malik
Malik: huh it's nothing
Cat: *worried* you sure
Marik: *sits by him* he just gets like that on his birthday all because of the tattoo on his back
Cat: oh well…if it makes you feel better Dark was kind of the same way, she was created on July 18
Dark: *whacks me on the head* did you forget I was created on your birthday
Cat: no I remember you were created on July 18
Dark: was not
Cat: was too
Dark: WAS NOT
Cat: WAS TOO
Dark: do you want to start a fight bitcha
Cat: ha I know you'll lose when you fight me
Dark: do not you lose all to me all the time!
Cat: ha that because I let you win
Dark: fine take this *attack me*
Marik: ohhh I always wanted a cat-fight for my birthday
Cat: stupid yami you can't *punches Dark* defeat me
Malik:*chuckles* Hikira do they fight often
Hikira: usually it's on stupid fight like this but I should break them up now before things get out of hand
Dark: stupid *punches me in the stomach* aibou learn you place
Hikira: alright you two knock it off
Cat:*biting Dark arm*
Dark: *pulling my hair*
Hikira: I SAID KNOCK IT OFF
Cat & Dark: *stops and looks at Hikira* what
Hikira: stop your damn fighting enough is enough
Cat & Dark: *let's go of each other* we'll finish this later
Hikira: should I get the frying pan
Cat & Dark: NO
Hikira: then kiss and make up
Cat: but
Dark: she
Hikira: I SAID KISS AND MAKE UP
Cat: *sigh*
Dark: *pouts*
Cat: *places hands on Darks shoulders*
Dark: *wraps arms around my waist*
Cat: *leans in closer* Dark
Dark: *also leans in closer* Cat
Marik: *slightly drooling*
Malik: *blushing like crazy*
Joey: *walks in* MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
Marik: DAMN IT *throws shoe at Joey*
Joey: hey what was that for *rubs head*
Marik: Cat and Dark were about to kiss AND I MISSED IT
Dark: *licks lips* you're a pervert why they hell did you want to see me and aibou kiss
Marik: lesbo's are HOT
Malik: why they hell did I get stuck with this guy
*doorbell rings*
Hikira: I got it *opens door* hi Bakura hey Ryou
Ryou: hello Hikira
Bakura: *looks at me and Dark* let me guess you two did a quick make out
Dark: and if we did then what
Bakura: I can tell that Cat had enjoyed herself
Cat: *blushing* shut up
Dark: I'm gonna kick your ass if you don't stop
Bakura: like you can take me down
Dark: I'll show you *getting held back by me*
Cat: one fight is enough already
Dark: I'll stop if you let me give you a milkshake
Cat: *blushing more* fine
Joey: what's a milkshake?
Dark: this my dear Joey is a milkshake *gropes my chest*
Cat: wahhahah *runs over to Hikira* damn you Dark
Dark: lol I love doing that she so cute when she screams
Hikira: *sigh* what are we going to do with you Dark
Joey: anyway Malik happy birthday
Malik: thanks Joey
Marik: what aren't you going to say happy birthday to me
Joey: no
Marik: why not
Joey: I think you know why
Marik: is it because I sent you girlfriend to the shadow realm
Joey: no, I was happy when you sent here to the shadow realm, I'm upset because you almost sent me to the shadow
Marik: well I didn't send you to the shadow realm now did I
Joey: you almost killed me
Marik: but I didn't
Kaiba: *whacks Marik on the head* leave my puppy alone
Joey: I ain't a dog
Marik: owww that hurt
Cat: I thought you had a business meeting
Kaiba: I did but they guy canceled so I came here
Mokuba: hi Hikira
Hikira: hello Mokuba
Mokuba: did you make birthday cake
Hikira: of course I did wouldn't be much of a birthday without cake
Mokuba: awesome, I liked the cake you made for my brother, too bad we were throwing it at each other
Dark: but at least your brother got a puppy for his birthday
Kaiba: I'm gonna send to prison if you bring that up again
Dark: what I thought you like the puppy
Joey: stop calling me a dog
Kaiba; *hugs Joey* I do
Cat: *blushing* how about we just go straight to the present
Marik: I agree *grabs a gift* 'from Hikira to Marik' thank you Hikira
Hikira: but that's not-
Marik: *opens gift and gets hit by a boxing glove*
Dark: thank you cartoons
Marik: damn you
Hikira: *sigh* next gift Malik this one is for you, it's from me and aibou
Malik: thanks *opens gift* a chibbi Marik it's really cute
Kaiba: why the hell do you girls always get chibbi dolls?
Cat: because we can't think of anything else to give
Malik: I really like it guys thank you
Marik: you bring that to bed and i gonna tear it apart
Hikira: Marik your so mean
Marik: am not
*door bell rings*
Cat: *opens door* hey Yami hi Yugi
Yugi: sorry we were late traffic suck
Joey: doesn't it, it took me forever to get here
Yami: you already opening present
Marik: yes
Yami: here your gift from me and Yugi
Marik: and here I thought you wouldn't get me anything
Yami: ...........
Marik: let see what the pharaoh got me *opens gift* a book
Yugi: it called 'psycho killers for dummies'
Marik: *anime sweat drop* can we get to my birthday cake now
Cat: sure thing *runs to the kitchen*
Dark: hey Marik I got another gift for you *looks at Joey*
Joey: no way, I'm not doing that again
Dark: are you still mad about what happen at Kaiba birthday party
Joey: YES #
Kaiba: leave him alone
Cat: *come out of the kitchen with cake* happy birthday Malik and Marik *place cake on table*
Malik: wow the cake looks good
Hikira: we spent most of today making it
Dark: and it about to go to waste *slams Marik head in the cake*
Marik: *wipes the frosting off face* that it you bitch it the shadow realm *grabs millennium rod* good bye *waves millennium rod* what the what wrong with it *waving around millennium rod*
Dark: looking for this *hold up real millennium rod*
Marik: how the hell did you get that?
Dark: I took it from you when you had your back turned
Marik: give it back
Dark: no way I'm gonna sell this on e-bay
Marik: give back bitch * pounces on Dark*
Dark: *dodge him* no way your gonna have to catch me first *runs away*
Marik: *runs after Dark* give me back my millennium rod
Dark: no way bidding for millennium rod starts at $100
Marik:*attacks Dark*
Cat: *sigh* can't keep herself from getting into a fight
Malik: same here
Joey: *to Yugi* wanna start a pool
Yugi: sure I guess $50 Dark sells the rod
Joey: $60 Marik kills her
Bakura: you guys are idiots $75 Marik kills Dark
Hikira & Cat: *sigh* anyway happy birthday Malik R&R I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH