Cat & Hikira: happy birthday Joey
Joey: aww you girls throw me a birthday party
Hikira:*nods* hey what are we for then
Marik: to be annoying perverts
Cat: XD
Joey: thanks you girls are the best *hugs me and Hikira*
Dark:*hisses* get the hell away from my light and aibou
Joey: ahhh *lets go of us*
Cat: gezzz touchy Dark
Dark: hmph you two are mine and mine alone
Marik: gezzz you are touchier with your partners then Bakura
Bakura: I'm not touch with Ryou
Ryou: then how come you broke that guys arm you bought me that drink in the club
Bakura: did you see that way he was looking at you Ryou, it was like Joey looking at a box of doughnuts
Joey: HEY!!
Yugi: anyway happy birthday Joey *hands present*
Joey: thanks Yug wonder what you got me *opens gift* awesome new cards thanks
Yami: we thought you might need some new card since you've been around with Kaiba so much
Joey: yeah for once I like to kick his ass in a duel
Cat: you did that in one of my stories
Joey: but for real
Cat: just trying to help
Joey: thanks again Yug let see *looking though the card* wow a lot these are good card
Bakura: open my gift now
Joey: *grabs gift*you didn't get me dog treats did you
Bakura: yeah but I left those back at the house
Joey: *opens gift* damn it even on my own birthday you guys can t stop calling a dog *pulls out leash and collar*
Bakura: actually that's for you to use on Kaiba
Cat: *cover nose bleed*
Ryou: *punches Bakura* we got you a really nice pair of jeans too *hands Joey box*
Joey: *blushing* well thanks *looks around* hey where is rich-boy
Dark: probably hiding somewhere *evil smirk* trying to avoid my evil plans
Joey: you were planning something weren't you?
Dark: ^////^ maybe I can't say because I am evil
Bakura: you are not evil, you are just crazy
Dark: XP idc I'm evil and I love it
Hikira: *sigh* here Joey here's our gift *hands Joey gift*
Joey: it isn't a chibbi puppy
Cat: no
Joey: whew *opens gift* WHAT THE HELL IS THIS *pulls out stripper outfit*
Marik: hahahaha you got Joey that
Dark: oopps wrong gift *takes stripper outfit*
Cat: hate to ask but is that for me and Hikira
Dark: yup it's your girls valentine's gifts
Hikira: no
Dark: what it's not for to wear it's for me to wear
Marik: and then what are you going to do
Dark: dance to "love game"
Cat & Hikira: =___=; we are going to skip town then
Dark: here's your really gift Joey
Joey: *opens gift* cute a chibbi red-eyes
Hikira: finally someone likes the chibbi
Joey: this would go great with the chibbi blue eyes Seto has
Cat: Kaiba still has that
Joey: yeah he won't say it but, he thinks it's cute
Hikira: yay Kaiba really liked it
Malik: well there's one have one more gift left
Joey: *grabs gift* it's from you Marik
Marik: something wrong with that
Joey: no I just... anyway thanks for the gift
Malik: aren't you going to open it
Joey: yeah *opens gift* what the hell leather pants
Marik: their skin tight leather pants
Joey: *anime sweat drop* idk but this is more of Yami and Yugi's thing
Yami: don't worry Joey you get use to it after a few hours
Joey: well thanks hey about some cake
Cat: sure things Dark Hikira help please
Dark & Hikira:*nod*
(We go into the kitchen)
Joey: wow it must be a big cake if it takes all three of them to carry them
Marik: anyway what happen at Kaiba birthday party? We missed it
Ryou: yeah what did happen I heard it was very fun?
Yami: *chuckles* Dark made Joey get done to his underwear and give him to Kaiba, I have the picture on myspace
Malik: *laughing* how was it
Joey: *blushing*
Yugi: then Cat and Hikira came out with the cake but, Cat had a nose bleed and let go of the cake which made Hikira throw the cake in Kaiba face
Bakura: what happen then?
Yami: we ended throwing cake at each other
Joey: *still blushing*
Bakura: so that's how you two got together… did you guys do it after the party
Joey: that ain't any of your business pervert
Bakura: that would be Cat job
Joey: any way where were you guys
Ryou: me and Bakura were in London to visit my family
Yugi: that's nice how is your dad
Ryou: good what about you Malik
Malik: Marik had to go to court because the neighbors got him drowning their cat
Marik: I swear that cat hates me
Malik: you didn't have to drown it
Marik: what I couldn't find my flamethrower
Joey: Cat is going to kill you if she heard that
(All three of us are pulling out a giant cake)
Hikira: whew happy birthday Joey
Joey: wow this is the biggest cake I ever seen
Dark: and it would be the tastiest cake you ever tasted
Kaiba: *comes out of the cake* happy birthday puppy (he is naked with white cat ears and tail)
Cat: *covers a very heavy bloody nose*
Hikira: *pass out from blood loss*
Dark: *blushing badly*
Joey: Kaiba what the hell
Yami: *cover Yugi's eyes*
Yugi: Yami that's not fair I'm an adult
Yami: sorry aibou
Ryou: *blushing like a tomato*
Bakura: *wanting to kill Kaiba*
Kaiba: *get out of the cake* its Seto remember puppy
Marik: *asking Malik* how come you didn't do that for my birthday
Malik:* whacks Marik in the head* because I didn't want to pervert
Joey: Kai-I mean Seto go put on some clothes
Kaiba: *sits on Joey lap* what the matter puppy I thought you like me naked *purrs against Joey neck*
Joey: *trying to resists* not in public
Yami Marik Dark Cat & Bakura: */////*
Malik: *looking away*
Yugi: Yami come on what's going on
Kaiba: *kiss Joey passionately*
Joey: (couldn't hold back) *kisses back*
Kaiba: *breaks kiss and looks at me and Dark* bedroom
Dark: upstairs down the hall and to the left ^//^
Joey: *grabs leash and collar and puts on Kaiba* let's go
Kaiba: *nods* of course puppy
Joey & Kaiba:* goes into the bedroom*
Everyone: *about to follow*
Dark: wait
Marik: why should we wait they're about to start
Cat: we just know when it's ok to listen in ^//^
Hikira: ...3...2...1 ok now we can go
Everyone: *puts their ear on the door or wall*
Cat: *Cat ear pop out*hot hot hot so hot
Yugi: I think Joey is seme
Kaiba- Joey oh god Joey
Bakura: *using a glass* gezzz Kaiba is louder than I thought
Marik: omg I think Kaiba is sucking Joey
Hikira: no I think they are doing a 69
Ryou: how do you know this stuff?
Dark: we just do oh I hope they found my gift
Kaiba-oh Joey more turn it up more ah
Dark: yup they found it
Marik: what did you get them?
Dark: that is my secret
Cat: pervert yami
Dark: you know me well aibou
Kaiba- OH GOD JOEY MORE HARDER
Dark: *chucking* happy birthday Joey I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH R&R