Hey everyone, T.S. is in the house giving you guys a very lengthy chapter. Please read and review or Critique: How is my writing style, can you guys read it, and should I make a sequel? Thanks you guys for your reviews. So without further ado I announce this chapteroooooooo!

"Where am I?" I was in the corridor of a lab; it felt familiar yet new to me. Then I heard a voice whispering behind my ear.

"You came back," I slowly turned around to find my somebody Ienzo.

"You are Ienzo are you," I rudely asked this former shadow of my past.

"Children shouldn't be speaking when adults are present unless spoken to little one" it looked down upon me with those eyes "but I will answer your question if you ask nicely."

I honestly had no time for this guy and his pompousness so I played his game and acted polite.

"Ugh fine can you please tell me who are you." It told me that he was my super ego, he represented my morals, and conduct.

"I can assure you that I can keep that brat in check for you," it started to look down upon me with those eyes. He was really annoying me; this was my body and I will do as I wish.

"I don't want help from a stiff like you," I stuck my tongue out I was surprise myself as my id had more control over me than I knew. The fact that it tried to discipline me was embarrassing (Super ego Job is morals and values that you were raised), luckily I woke up.

"Stupid ego," I was famished, and wanted a strong cup of coffee for this head ache… wait headache? I began to run a fever not long after wards. I could not believe I was getting sick; to make matter worst my mouth began to throb.

"By the love of Kingdom Hearts," the pain was getting worse. I suddenly began to cry out Vexens name.

"Papa? Vexen," I suddenly heard footsteps it was Marluxia, I wanted Vexen. Where was he?

"What is it," he began to feel my fore head;" My you're running a fever you could be teething," As observant Marluxia was he did not expect me to bite his finger on such an impulse.

"Yeow!" he gasped, it felt good to bite on something and I quickly stuffed my giant Moogle plushy arm and began knowing on it. It seemed to stop the pain, but my head still hurt!

"Hold on I will get something," apparently what humans call a teething ring.

"Wait I already have some teeth wats happening, "I had to pause, I did not have a full set through and a whole lot of them are coming through.

The pain finally subsided around breakfast yet I was still not suspecting the impending seat battle.

"We are going on a little trip to the beach," he handed me a plate of food I think?

"Mar mar what is this stuff?" it look like pink slop with sprinkles.

"It's good for you so eat it," he was not going to make me eat that nor order me around like some child. I only take orders from Vexen, where did he go?

Marluxia and I argued back and forth with his long speech and my baby gibberish. We did not even notice our Silent hero. I began to smell earth as a huge shadow loom over us.

"I can help," he said with a loud booming voice for a silent hero he had some pipes.

"Sorry Lexy I won't open," thought to myself as he began to dip the spoon of that pink mush that never was. Then with a straight face he looked at me dead in the eyes he started to make a few random funny faces.

"Boo!" he said as I began to laugh and then came the oddly tasty pink mush. It was not half bad and I gleefully open my mouth for another round. Maybe it was that childish tendency for me to not try new things and greedily ate my fill of it. Surprisingly the fever and headaches disappeared thank superior I need to get that recipe from Marluxia.

"What are you doing here any ways," Marluxia and I were wondering the same thing.

"Oh, I came to tell you that the organization will be meeting at the beach around eleven 'o clock," my old friend look towards me asking Marly if he can have some alone time.

Marluxia shrugged it off as he grace fully exited the room with his Flower=power teacup. The room became silent and I finally broke the silence with a smile.

"How are you Lexaus?" I asked him.

"I'm fine holding up quite well but I do miss our chess games it has been how long? "He asked me trying to remember it has been awhile.

" Several months and still no cure plus if I did pway with you I would be choking on your pawn right about now-" I quickly grabbed my teething ring and began chomping furiously.

"Well I can always watch over you like the old days." It sounded like a good idea I needed the change of pace and out of the organization I would have him watch me. He would have been my second pick next Vexen.

"Well, I will be seeing you," he left and got up at the door. What did he meant by the beach only superior knows.

Musing on the events and still biting away at that ring, I did not expect Marluxia to pick me up and to change me (or attempt) into some beach attire.

"What's the meaning of dis?" I was surprised when he grabbed a pair of bright neon pink swim trunks with matching sandals! "You have a serious obsession of things pink" I thought to myself.

"And you can't judge what about Moogi and Mogly," my subconscious interjected.

For those who are reading this auto biography of my mis-adventures let me paint a better picture it was PINK had Hawaiian Flowers it was more girly than Marluxia.

"Marly, I am not going out wearing that!" I quickly pulled out my lexicon, to my surprise it was a lot smaller than last time.

"Be my guest" he gracefully drawn out his Graceful Dahlia and summoned vines to detain one of my illusions. I ran as fast as my chubby legs could carry me which did not carry me that far till a certain savage nymph blocked my exit.

"Hey shrimp where you are going?" she picked me up wearing an oddly modest bikini with the words zap-pow sown on it.

"I was twying to hide from marwy he want me tuh wear dat," I pointed towards the evil and atrocious swim trunks; he could have bought black.

After slurs of cursing and swearing I was finally wearing that gross swim wear to make matters worse a certain pirate showed up.

"You look adorable kid," he began taking pictures of me when Demyx decides to show up.

"Wat is it piwate?" I was in no mood and I was getting very sleepy.

"Just checking in on my favorite kiddo," he opens a portal before telling me that he hopes to see us at the beach.

"Burn in -", I couldn't finish my sentence as sleep took me. All I heard was sparks fly and smelled the scent of charred Xigbar extra crispy.

"Hey Zexion time to get up," Demyx woke me up and decent timing too. I finally met my arch nemesis the dreaded car seat. I began to struggle to attempt to get away from it as far as I could.

"Why don't we just teleport?" I quickly suggested hoping for my plan to work.

"Get in the car seat!" Eleven shouted. After another brief stint of arguments, Larxene threaten to fry me.

I was in that car seat faster than I could say superior is radical. Once again I fell asleep, I wondered why I was sleeping so much but the car ride was very soothing. Then a thought came to my head why don't I just play the role and enjoy it?

Then like a whisper from the back of my head it showed up.

"I can help you with that request," it was my id time seemed to slow down to a crawl. (A.N. we perceive time at different rates this is just an exaggeration)

"I must be dreaming am I," the fact that I saw my super ego riding in the car seat confirmed my theories.

"Look do not give I think help is on the way this isn't right," was all I heard blaring on and on about rules and morals. Truthfully I gave up a long time ago about the heartless; I was not overly optimistic as Demyx.

"I am waking up now see you guys later," I awoke from my dream to find myself at the beach with an ominous scent wafting in the air.

"It is here," I wanted to search for it and finish it off so this farce can end. I was about to slip away till superior showed up.

"Well hello little one how have you been?" I gave him a blank but are you kidding me look on my face. "Do you still recognize me?" He had such a concern look on his face.

If he thinks that I am a still a blabbering maybe I should toy with him. I did not understand this but My Id had more of a grasp then I thought.

" Mansex!" I screamed at the top of my little lungs. The looks the all gave me was a mixture of shock, amusement, and embarrassment and Xemnas face was priceless. He quickly disappeared brooding over in the darkness. The fun soon ended as a deafening roar assaulted our ears. It was back and I can fight it.

"My look who showed up," Xigbar quickly drew his arrow shooter and Luxord plus the rest of the crew quickly drew out there weapons. I quickly summoned my lexicon into battle until Vexen ordered Marluxia to take me away from the fray.

"Lemme go I want to fwight!" Frustration was an understatement why does every one insist on treating me like a baby? They probably had found it entertaining I did not find it fun at all.

"Mar, Mar pewees lemme go; they need me," now I resorted to begging how childish of me.

"No," he simply put it he did not want me getting hurt. This guy was like an over protecting parent type. He left me no choice but to cast an illusion a five minute one to be exact.

"Sowy," I said as I teleported my way to the battle. I made my way to the destruction my friends were all unconscious or in pain. The shock was probably too much for my mind as my powers began to lose control and reality itself began to warp.

Welcome to my world.

So how do you guys think I might do a sequel that is right this is the end of the story but I will post a new story after I work on a existing project. Stay tuned my fellow readers

_Toshiro Stealhert _