Oh… I'm soooooo going to be in trouble. They are going to kill ME… I'm in deep crap. I forgot the rules, so sorry people, I might not being updating in a while cause of it… and surely enough, I won't be able to do this anymore. Flame me all you want… but this is funny stuff people want, and I'm the one to give it to them. I have a forum that has Funny Scripts of the Brawlers, the link is on my profile page, and read the others too if you want, I'm certain it'll make you laugh!

On with it…

Brawler's Random Chat Room chapter 2: Death Act #1- featuring Klaus

Ventus: Ok, so here we are again, and I just want to point this out now, we are going to watch last night's news cast.

Mason: Yep… but there is a couple so bare with her, ok!

Ventus: I was about to go there. Well, the first one happened about 5 weeks ago, *grabs remote and a video came on the screen behind her* and this one was the start, the show actually comes on everyday and it's always at 11am. It's (my sister's character from DDDS) Savannah at 11.

Mason: Ooh… good show, can't wait to re-experience this.

On Screen

Savannah: Welcome back to Savannah at 11. I'm your host Savannah, but you can call me Sava (pronounced as Sah-vah), with my best friends Rola and Leo Hone, (See DDDS… thanks again to Starbright-708 and PussyCatMewMew… thanks Starbright and MewMew) and today's guest… you all hate him, and wish he would die, you want him gone, and he can't even give a lie, here's Klaus Von Hertzon.

Klaus: *walks in* Thank you Miss Savannah, you're too kind.

Sava: Well, first question; you were born in Germany, and yet you don't speak it… why is that?

Klaus: Well, for one, I do speak German, and two, what is this even about… should we be talking about my new club… or the awesomeness that is me?

Sava: Ok, one I asked your parents and they said you could speak 5 languages at the age of 3 and that you could only say Mother or Mom in German. And two… This is a talk show, not a brag-about-yourself-show, and no. You have no awesomeness to talk about, and your new club is disturbing.

Klaus: Can you change the subject? Please?

Sava: *rolls eyes* Fine, how about this, how 'bout you tell the audience about your girlfriend?

Klaus: I would be glad to tell all of you about Alice.

Sava: Alice? You mean Alice Gehabich, forced VIP in your club? She's your girlfriend?

Klaus: Well… not yet, but soon. So, that'll enter the reason why I'm here. Alice, I know you're watching because you love me, and I know you're in the stands 'cause you wanted to get up and personal with me, so I can't bear my feelings anymore, will you be my girlfriend?

Alice: *Spotlight is on her and is shocked* I… um… n-no. No Klaus!

Klaus: *Shocked* W-why? You love me!

Alice: I love Shun. Plus I didn't want to be here. Yes I watch the show, but I'm usually in the back where I can see. No one wants to be in the personalized seats. I don't want to be talked to on the show and I don't want to be talked to by you.

Klaus: W-why? I'm better then that what's his face. I'm totally the one for you; I'll show it to you. I'll klaustroy him.

Leo: Klaustroy! What the heck? That's not even a word.

Klaus: It means destroy with my name in front. It means whoever I destroy and turn into bits of what they are, I klaustroy them. It's cooler that way and it's my favorite catchphrase.

Leo: You have a catchphrase?

Klaus: Yes, duh, all awesome guys have catchphrases, like me and me.

Leo: You said 'me' twice!

Klaus: Yes, because no one is more awesome then me. Try to top 10 on me, including last names so I can see what they have that I don't.

Leo: Ok, one everyone can be better then you, but since you want ten, I'll give you ten with the things they have you don't, starting with Shun Kazami. He's a ninja and a stronger Brawler then you.

Klaus: So, I can top that off quickly *no worry showing*

Leo: Keota Nev. He's the leader of the Elder spy troops and has fencing abilities. He's more powerful then you and is able to get a girl's attention. Yesterday he had crowds over him… literally, they were stacked on top of him to try and get to him.

Klaus: Once again… that shouldn't matter to me. Girls are all over me too.

Sava and Rola: *under breath* more like forced.

Leo: Dan Kuso, he's the younger brother to Lord Rage Kuso, whom I'll get to later. He has overwhelming power and he's more fit then you. He can run for a mile, and what can you run for, 5, 6 feet?

Klaus: *Insulted* Why I never heard such words. To the dungeon with you.

Sava: We don't have a dungeon!

Klaus: Well, anywhere that's dark and scary, can we get on with our conversation *Points to himself and Sava*

Leo: And then there's Master Aquen, Mistress Alrie, Runo, Julie, Master Edict, Nina, Rola, Savannah, Savan, me- *couldn't finish because Sava hushed him*

Sava: Well, there are many that are more awesome then Klaus, the list can go on and on.

Rola: We have heard this argument before with last year's guest. One that actually likes… loved Klaus to living death.

Klaus: *interested* what happened to her. Tell me all you know about this girl.

Sava: No use Klaus, Rola said 'loved' and said 'living death', she ending up dying from haters a few months ago. Shun lead the attack. Her name though was Klausantha van Hartzin.

Klaus: She was a fan of mine. Her name so close to mine and you killed her because she loved me. Why you people should rot in-.

Everyone in the audience: GET HIM OFF THE SHOW!

Klaus: *Shocked* what, why you know that-

Police came and took Klaus off the set.

With Ventus and Mason

Ventus: And that's how that happened.

Mason: Yep, that's how that went. I heard he paid 10 times the real amount to be on it. It's not that expensive, but he did do it for nothing. They really didn't want to be on it.

Ventus: I hear that, I don't want him to be on here neither. Well, this next one has Klaus and this was on the show Ace at 6.

On Screen

Ace: Hey, I'm Ace Grit, and this is Ace at 6 on the streets looking for random people to talk to. Hey, you, come over here. *Calls over Klaus thinking he's not that boring, but that turned out so wrong so fast*

Klaus: Don't mind if I do! Yes Mr. Grit?

Ace: Well, this is a talk show. What's your name man?

Klaus: Klaus! The famous most irresistible man in this world, Klaus Von Hertzon, right here and personal.

Ace: Okay… ready for the random questions?

Klaus: How about you bring out the questions asking about my awesomeness?

Ace: Ugh… what?

Random guy: *Throws shoe* YOU SUCK KLAUS VON LOSER!

Klaus: *gets hit with shoe* Ow, why that imposter, I demand what you are going to do with him.

Ace: Ugh, what, wait who? Me? Do what?

Klaus: Do something to that imposter. You do have security right. Security? SECURITY I request assistance!

Ace: Ugh… we don't have security. It's a talk show, not the famous World Brag Channel where you go and brag.

Klaus: Well where ever I'm at I have security begging at my body, so where are they. This imposter is not getting away.

Ace: Ok, good luck with that, let's go to another person.

Klaus: No, I'm ok; just need that imposter behind bars. I'm well to talk to, bring on the questions.

Ace: Ok, first random question, do you have a girlfriend?

Alice: *Right on cue* *Runs away*

Klaus: *Sees Alice run* ALICE! Come back my love. You still have to accept my love for you.

Ace: Wait… Alice… your that what's his face guy that loves her and forced her to be a VIP to your club, 'Klaus's Big Time Spill House' ^ (forgive my language here) ^ come here to get laid, if not, then you have no game. You're that sick jerk that thinks he's all better then Shun K. And your that pervert. I couldn't remember your name till now what's your face. Wow! Thought I would hear you again. You were on Savannah's 11 show, yeah that was the ugly over-confident you that forces Alice absolutely to do anything you want. Well her pleasure is with Shun dude, so don't come on with us no more. *Stomps out of Klaus's view and picked another guy to talk to*

With Ventus and Mason

Ventus: You see now, so far for Klaus: The camera hates him. Well, the third one has the famous World Brag channel; the show is called Brag about It.

Mason: Explains a whole lot.

On Screen:

Dan: Out of begging I was asked to do this show for today, so bare with me, I know I can, but let's get on with it. Yeah, for some odd reason I have to listen to guys brag about things for the rest of the day, and if I'm 'lucky' I can be on tomorrow's show to. Well, let's see who's first… OH CRAP! What you want me to hear that fashion reject. Dammit you guys suck. Why in the Hell's Gate would I listen to HIM *points at Klaus that walked in casually –in his case that is. To everyone else, it was just an awkward moment*

Klaus: Why Dan Dan Dan my boy. You have to have respect for famous people like me.

Dan: YOU'RE NOT FAMOUS AND I ANIN'T RESPECTING NOBODY ON THIS SHOW, ESPECIALLY YOU!

Klaus: Why Dan… always the funny one, well now that I'm here, why don't you ask me to say something like why I came or what do ya have to brag about, dude. *Fails at sounding like Dan and talking like Dan*

Dan: How about I ask you to leave and bring in the next guy, Dude?

Klaus: *Laughs* Why don't you start and get over with it, even though it was to be a long and interesting conversation.

Dan: Long… No, Short… YES! Well, now I get why they want me to do this crap. Well, I'll get some of these earplugs and you can start, you have until I puke so talk us to sleep would ya, it's passed my bedtime and you're a real bore snore so you're a perfect but boring lullaby… go on *Has ear plugs in and ready for Klaus major bragging disorder for talking.

Klaus: Why I never had one like you. Well I grew up in-

Dan: What was that…? I can't hear you, speak up louder.

Klaus: I said, "WHY I NEVER HAD ONE LIKE YOU. WELL I GREW UP IN-"

Dan: WHAT! STILL CAN'T HEAR! IS THAT A GOOD THING?

Klaus: Oh my, so unpredictable. I should talk anyway.

Police come to see Klaus bragging at the top of his lungs and not knowing Dan has earplugs in, and is pretending to not hear a word he's saying and that his face looks like its being damaged by the loud freak. The police arrested Klaus for use of loud noise.

Ventus: Well, that's pretty much what happened.

Mason: Yep, and the way they show their hate clearly on Klaus is just picture perfect.

Ventus: Another reason I agree with you. We both hate Klaus… who doesn't?

Mason: A non-human being. Or someone who's also hated and is totally ugly.

Ventus: Yeah you're probably right. Well here's the end of the show. Tell me what I can do; I'll make it work on here. Suggestions, flames even, mistake findings, pranks for the characters and even send an OC and we'll do anything you want. I'm taking prank, hate, death act's, anything to any character even an OC you just have to tell me!