(WARNING THIS IS KIND OF LEMONISH IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEN DON'T READ)

Cat: *texting*

Dark: who are you texting

Cat: my friend Bobby

Hikira: what for

Cat: prom remember

Dark: SO YOU DID GET A DATE BACKSTABBER

Cat: I did not, I am just making sure we got the limo

Hikira: did we

Cat: we just have to finish paying for it then we got it

Hikira: awesome

Kaiba: *bust the door open*

Hikira: god damn can't you people knock

Kaiba: hmph listen I never a favor from you girls

Dark: oh and what is that *smirks*

Kaiba: it's nothing like that it's

Mokuba: Hikira *jumps on Hikira*

Hikira: hello Mokuba how are you today?

Mokuba: great but *looks at Kaiba*

Kaiba: can you give him his talk

Cat: *looks at Kaiba* wtf he is your brother why don't you do it

Kaiba: *blushes* I'm not exactly the best person to explain those kinds of things

Cat: and you think we are

Kaiba: you girls are perverts so I think you should handle it

Dark: no way ask Joey to do it

Kaiba: I can't seem to find him

Cat: *chuckles* Kaiba lost his puppy

Kaiba: I'll give you girls $500 each

Hikira: wow $1500 just for a stupid talk

Kaiba: *glares at Hikira*

Hikira: ok ok we'll do it

Kaiba: great then I'll pick you up later Mokie

Mokuba: alright bro see ya

Kaiba: *leaves*

Dark: ok since we are going tell you about it, I might as well put on my out fit

Cat: *throws shoe at Dark* put on that outfit and I'm making you sleep outside with Dottie

Dark: lol I won't

Hikira: why don t we just start with the simple stuff, Mokuba what do you know about it

Mokuba: not really

Cat: *sigh* that is great

Mokuba: I am sorry

Hikira: don't worry about it Mokuba this type of things is kind of hard to explain right aibou

Cat: *gags* I swear I wished my parents would have giving me a heads up before we watch Euro Trip

Dark: I was wondering why you didn't eat your hot dog the next day

Cat: *gags*

Hikira: ok so how do we explain this

Dark: well first off the man and woman get together when they are-

Cat: *covers Dark's mouth* in love deeply deeply in love

Mokuba: ok

Hikira: and so ummm well aibou

Cat: *blushing* well the man he gets uhh happy and he

Dark: *bites me*

Cat: oww

Dark: he puts it in the woman's

Hikira: *covers Dark's mouth*

Dark: *growling*

Hikira: come on Dark *drags Dark to the closet in, pushes her in then locks it*

Cat: *sigh* well that takes care of her

Mokuba: how come Dark can't give me my talk?

Cat: it's better if you hear it from us

Hikira: ok so the man and woman get together

Mokuba: what if it's a man and a man

Cat: alright so a man and a man get together and when they have that special moment they…HIKIRA I WANT COOKIES

Hikira: ok Mokuba help me make some cookies

(An hour later)

Mokuba: *munching on a cookie* so can we please go back to my talk

Hikira: *nods* so a man and a man get together when they are in love

Mokuba: I know that part

Cat: so they get together and there is a seme and uke

Mokuba: what's that

Hikira: seme is top and uke is bottom

Mokuba: *nods*

Cat: *blushing* so they will um well they

Dark: *breaks down door* ok I'll explain since aibou or light won't explain it

Cat: *throws another shoe at Dark* he does not need to know how it is done

Dark: oww that one had heels, and yes he does

Hikira: why don't you just ask Mokuba if he wants to know about well *coughs* it

Mokuba: I wanna know about it

Cat: *sigh* don't freak him out

Dark: *chuckles* I won't *grabs a cookie* alright then *thinks* ok so the seme pushes the uke down on the bed and they kiss passionately

Mokuba: *nods*

Dark: so seme manhood will start to get hard

Mokuba: does that hurt?

Dark: I can't be for sure but from what I've read it does hurt at time

Cat: *blushing heavily*

Hikira: *trying best not to laugh*

Dark: so the seme will enter the uke and it will hurt if the uke isn't prepared

Mokuba: how do you prepare the uke

Hikira: Dark if you tell him then I will kill you where you stand

Dark: *chuckles* alright gezzz calm down

Mokuba: *pouts*

Cat: good not that we got that out of the way, do you know about STDs

Mokuba: no

Hikira: STDs are sexual transmitted disease

Mokuba: and you get them by doing it

Cat: mostly likely so you have to wear a condom

Mokuba: what's a condom?

Dark: *chuckling* a condom is like a balloon you put on your manhood

Mokuba: will it hurt

Hikira: *blushing* ask your brother about that

Mokuba: *sighs* alright

Cat: so why is your brother suddenly wanting to have the talk with you

Mokuba: he is overacting

Hikira: huh why is he over reacting

Mokuba: *blushing* well..I kind of have a boyfriend

Cat: awww that's so cute what's he look like

Mokuba: *show picture*

Cat: wow he cute

Hikira: what's his name?

Mokuba: Akio

Dark: so why is your brother over reacting about your boyfriend?

Mokuba: because he found us kissing in my room

Cat: ouch he didn't try to kill him

Mokuba: not really, he just wanted to let the dogs get him

Hikira: well that's good to hear that you have a boyfriend

Mokuba: *blushing*

Dark: ha I know that look you want him don t you

Mokuba: NO I DON T i just well idk, I have been having these weird dreams

Cat: like what

Mokuba:…I've been kind of well… waking up kind of weird

Dark: oh so you have been having wet dreams

Cat & Dark: DARK

Dark: what

Mokuba: *blushing* is that bad

Cat: no it's part of growing up

Mokuba: really

Hikira: *nods* don't think about it Mokie just wait until your older to do stuff like that

Mokuba: *smiles* thanks girls

Cat: no problem if you need any tips I'm here to help

Mokuba: you kept trying to avoid the subject

Cat: yeah but just read some of my stories and they should explain some thing

Hikira: *throws shoe at me* don't you start

Kaiba: *walks in* so are you girls done

Dark: yeah now pay up

Kaiba: *signs a check and hands it to me* there

Cat: thank you

Mokuba: *walks up to Kaiba* Seto you were right they couldn't talk about it to me

Kaiba: told you

Hikira: you knew this would happen

Kaiba: *chuckles* of course

Mokuba: I've already had my talk at school Seto just wanted to see how you girls would do

Cat: that's not fair

Kaiba: *chuckles* your girls sucked

Dark: how did you know

Mokuba: *pulls out camera*

Hikira: you were recording us the whole time

Mokuba: *nods* don't worry Seto will still give you girls the check

Cat: *sighs* R&R I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH