Joey: hey guys well today are the girl's eighteenth birthday, so we deiced to throw them a party

Kaiba: why couldn't I just spend my money on something that was just a boring as this party?

Mokuba: Seto come on be nice

Marik: why the hell am I here, they only thing that Dark wants from me is my head

Malik: because the last time I left you alone in the house I got a bill for $100 for sOmEtHiNg that was not needed

Marik: *smirks* but you liked it

Malik: *blushing* shut up

Mokuba: *curious* what did he get

Malik: your brother will kill me, if I told you

Kaiba: damn right I will

Yugi: hey guys their coming

Ryou: quick hide

Everybody: *hides*

Dark: *opening door* I can't believe you wanted to spend your eighteenth birthday in a library

Cat: what I like the library

Dark: you are such a nerd

Hikira: but, it was nice of the librarians to give us the cake for helping them out a lot

Cat: *nods*

Everybody: *jumps out* SURPISE

Cat: *jumps in shock* *pants* what the what are you guys doing here

Yami: duh it's three people birthday

Hikira: actually four

Ryou: who else is there?

Dark: Sasuke Uchiha

Bakura: *chuckles* how did you girls find out

Cat: Wikipedia

Kaiba: figures, damn Otakus

Cat: X3

Mokuba: *hand hikira a gift* happy birthday Hikira

Hikira: awww thanks Mokuba *sits down and opens gift* wow a new kitchen set thanks

Mokuba: I wasn't sure if you would like it

Hikira: I like it *kisses Mokuba forehead*

Mokuba: *blushes*

Dark: don't expect another one kid

Mokuba: *too stunned to say anything*

Hikira: *chuckles* I think Mokuba has a little crush on me

Dark: *hissing* never

Kaiba: forget it

Mokuba: *snaps out of it* what happen

Joey: you got a smooch from Hikira

Bakura: *chuckles*

Mokuba: *blushing more*

Bakura: what the matter Mokuba never been kissed before

Mokuba: NO!

Marik: who else have you kissed?

Mokuba: *blushing like a tomato*

Cat: alright guys knock it off and leave the poor boy along *grabs a gift* whose this from

Malik: us *points at Marik*

Dark: one wrong thing and I swear I'm gonna

Marik: yeah yeah I know I'm dead gezz you be been saying that for awhile now

Dark: *hissing*

Cat: *opens gift* hey cool belly dancing DVD

Malik: you said you were doing belly dancing for exercise so I thought you like it

Cat: thanks

Dark: my turn *grabs small gift* from the Kaiba's *looks at Kaiba*

Kaiba: *stares back* just open it before I take it back

Dark: *opens gift* a key

Joey: check outside

Dark: *looks at the window* OH MY FUCKING GOD AND HOLY HELLY AND HEAVENS

Cat: what did he get you?

Dark: *screaming more* KAIBA GOT ME A NEW BIKE

Mokuba: we weren't sure if you would like it

Dark: *screaming*

Marik: Ra damn it stop screaming

Ryou: and I thought Cat screams were loud

Dark: *tackles Kaiba in a hug* THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT

Kaiba: *trying to get out of Dark grip* yeah yeah just stop hugging me

Dark: *smiling really happily*

Cat: *whispers to Hikira* ok wonder what Kaiba got for us

Hikira: *nods* I guess it's my turn again *grabs gift* it's from Yami and Yugi *opens gift* aww how cute *pulls out chibbi dark & cat*

Yugi: we had to order them do you like

Hikira: *hugs* I love them thank you

Cat: *sigh* there a replacement for me

Dark: *still happy about the bike*

Hikira: *chuckles* they are very cute guys

Cat: *grabs gift* this one is from Bakura

Dark: *hissing*

Bakura: gezz you just say my name and she gets pissed

Cat: Dark behave or no more gifts for you

Dark: I'll behave

Cat: good *opens gift* WTF *pulls out a thong and bra*

Dark: BAKURA

Bakura: *laughing heavily* you should have seen your face

Ryou: *sighs* I got you another gift just in case you didn't like that one

Cat: *blushing * *quickly hides the gift* Dark

Dark: *glaring at Bakura* *grabs gift* great it's from the psycho

Marik: oh that must be me

Dark: *opens gift* MARIK *pulls out Anuz picture* I TOLD YOU ANUZ A BITCH

Marik: that's for target practice

Dark: what

Marik: it's when you practice your shooting, I know you own several weapons

Dark: I know what target practice is...thanks

Marik: ha I got that on my phone *press replay* 'thanks' *presses replay* 'thanks'

Dark: *growling*

Hikira: down Dark

Dark: but

Cat: stop it

Dark: fine *gose up stairs*

Cat: *sighs*

Malik: is she gonna be ok

Hikira: *nods* it's just that time again

Kaiba: dose it really bother you girls that much

Hikira: you try going through that type of pain every month

Kaiba:…

Joey: so how does it feel to be eighteen?

Cat: doesn't feel any different from being seventeen

Hikira: *nods*

Bakura: any plans *winks*

Hikira: *sighs* Dark wanted to take us to a strip club

Cat: I smacked her out of the idea

Marik: *chuckles*

Yami: so no plans

Cat: my friends are taking me out

Yugi: really where

Cat: they won't tell me

Hikira: why won't they tell us

Cat: idk, but it sucks because I am the baby of the group

Joey: *chuckles* being the youngest sucks huh

Cat: tell me about it, I can't even get a freaking credit card till I twenty one

Mokuba: I thought you could get those at eighteen

Hikira: it's twenty one now

Cat: I won't be twenty one until after 2012

Kaiba: you are still hung up on that

Cat: *nods*

Yami: *chuckles* stop watching that movie

Cat: I can't *chuckles* XD

Hikira: I wonder if Dark is ok

Malik: go upstairs and check on Dark

Marik: why me

Malik: because you are the one who pissed her off

Marik: but-

Malik: now or no sex for a month

Marik: alright alright gezzz *goes upstairs*

Mokuba: why dose dark hate Marik and Bakura anyway

Hikira: because when we first meet Marik and Bakura found me attractive

Bakura: really is that what happen

Hikira: *nods* it was years ago

Cat: so she got into a fight with them and same with them and that how it happen

Bakura: stupid woman she really nuts just to fight me

Marik: *comes back running in scared*

Malik: did you say sorry

Marik: *too scared to talk*

Bakura: what the hell happen?

Marik: I …saw...and it was…disgusting

Cat & Hikira: *raise eyebrow*

Cat: let's go check

Everybody: *goes up stairs*

Cat: *opens door* WHAT THE HELL

Hikira: Dark!

Kaiba: *cover Mokuba eyes*

Yami: *blushing*

Yugi: *covering bloody nose*

Ryou: *blushing heavily*

Bakura: *turns away in disgust*

Joey: *dumb folded*

Malik: *gasped*

Dark: (she is wearing a red bra that reads happy birthday, black panties, red fish nets, black knee high boots and black fingerless gloves) happy birthday you two *spins on a strippers pole*

Hikira: WHAT THE HELL DARK

Dark: *chuckles* you like it huh

Cat: omg Dark this is the stupidest thing you ever done

Dark: I told you that you both would see a stripper

Mokuba: hey what's going on?

Kaiba: *pushing Mokuba away* nothing let's go

Mokuba: awww but we didn't even have cake yet

Bakura: let s go Ryou, before we turn to stone *drags Ryou away*

Dark: *hissing*

Malik: I' m out bye girls *leaves*

Yami: I just forgot me and Yugi have to go save the world bye *picks up Yugi and leaves*

Kaiba: Joey lets go

Joey: *still staring*

Kaiba: *pulling Joey by the ear* now Joey

Joey: ow hey that hurts

Kaiba: *drags Joey away*

Cat: Dark you are so dead

Dark: *spins around poll* I know but, you have to admit I know how to clear a house out *smirks*

Hikira: *sigh* what are we ever gonna do with you

Dark: happy eighteenth birthday girls

Cat: *sighs* R&R I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH