A/N: God. This story is too much fun. This isn't as good as the other chapters. I hit the prime of the chapter halfway through and I was like...oops...Please excuse my inability to spell...or replace words with awkward words like "probe" instead of "prove". Did that on a research paper once. President Wilson does not probe Italy, nor does Robin probe Batman. Thanks for all the love. I love love. Superboy loves love. You get a ball of fluff if you catch the Tim Drake reference in this.

BTW, it is always appropriate to play Marco Polo and Superboy's voice is Godlike.

Uncharted 2

The team was on a recon mission. They were just supposed to get information and get out. Surprisingly, It was going pretty well. There weren't any Superboy sized craters in any walls or anything. The Boy Wonder hadn't ninja-ed away yet. Wally and Artemis weren't bickering—a lot. There was a remark about how KidFlash looked a bit bigger. Artemis decided KidFatAss was a better name for the time being.

The team was on the roof of a hotel in some Middle Eastern country. They were spying on the shadows, again. God, the shadows really need to learn how to chill. Maybe Robin could cut a deal with Talia for the Shadows to take a break in exchange for a date with Bats. That would work.

"Dude!" Wally called as he stood over the pool.

Robin broke out in a grin. "Dude."

Wally—KidFlash jumped into the water. All of his teammates except for Rob gave him incredulous looks. "Seriously?" Artemis called out. "This is a recon mission; we don't need a soaked, fat speedster," she growled.

"Marco."

"You can't be serious."

"Come on, Marco!"

"You're going to ruin our cover!"

"You better play along then—Marco!"
"Your eyes aren't even closed."

"Oh shit," Wally quickly flung his hands over his eyes. "Marco!"

"I'm not doing this."

"Marco!"
"You're an idiot. Good luck with hypothermia," Artemis grunted.

Robin laughed and jumped into the pool with KidFlash. They started their own game of Marco Polo.

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Stop! You're going to give our position away!" Artemis hisses as she looked over the edge of the building. The Shadows were finally starting their deal with the unknown group of people. Artemis pulled out a Batcamera—the kind that a certain little boy used to stalk—and started taking pictures of the transaction.

"MARCO!"
"POLO!"

The people down below looked up, and Artemis narrowly escaped being seen. She strung an arrow that would release an electrical current. If she could just shoot the water…

Aqualad put a hand on her shoulder. She looked up at him and he shook his head. She glared at the two boys that were playing in the pool and turned her attention back to the deal going on down below. Miss M came flying back up. She had turned invisible so she could go down there and take some more pictures. She didn't get too close, though; there was no telling if someone could see through her invisibility.

"Marco!"

"Po—lo!"

"What are they doing?" she questioned, lowering herself down so she was sitting next to Artemis.

"Being idiots."

"It looks like fun—"

Before the Martian could finish, KidFlash ran out of the water and grabbed the Martian. He put her in the pool with him and Rob. "Now, to play this game all you have to do is avoid Rob. He calls out Marco and you call back Polo. Got it?"

The girl nodded.

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Ugh," Artemis groaned. Was she the only one staying on task here? Now she was stuck on a roof with a unemotional fish boy, a fat speedster, a bird that was getting a bath, a girl in a wet shirt, and a boy who seems to have social problems. Maybe she should have stayed with the Shadows…

"What are they doing?" Superboy seemed to suddenly appear next to her. She thought he was supposed to stay in the ship because he had anger issues.

A huge gasp was heard from both Robin and KidFlash. "Holy Same Voice Actor!"

Artemis gave the two a weird glance as they swam in the pool until they were at the edge. "Superboy…your voice is like heaven…" Wally muttered dreamily.

Wasn't she supposed to have the awkward crush on Superboy?

They looked so torn. They wanted to get out of the water, but they couldn't just sacrifice the game. Wally looked like he was about to cry. Artemis smirked. She had an idea. She smirked and whispered something in Superboy's ear. He looked skeptical at first, but he couldn't resist an Arrow's puppy dog eyes. The Arrow family—clan, whatever—was known for being goddamn adorable.

Superboy cleared his throat. "You brought a hooker to a church?"

The two fanboys gasped. "I…I think I'm in love."

"Dude. Man crush time."

Superboy looked very disturbed by the sudden…love. He wasn't used to this…love. Artemis leaned into his ear and whispered another thing in his ear. "Boy, it's a shame you sit on that pretty thing," Superboy recited.

Another squeal. "His voice is so…"

"Beautiful…"

"Glorious…"

"I want it…"

"Why didn't we realize it sooner?"

"I think I finally see the light."

Artemis laughed. It was fun seeing them act like the dumbasses that they were. She whispered another thing into Superboy's ear. "Yeah - y'know, people are always telling me how lucky I am. But the truth is, everything I touch turns to shit."

The boys looked like she had just created a God before them. His name was Superboy, God of Beautiful Voices. "Tenzin! RPG? RPG! What's Tibetan for RPG?"

"Wasn't this supposed to be a recon mission?" someone whispered beside her.

She laughed. "Yeah, it was until someone decided to play Marco Polo," she answered. She looked beside her to see a girl in a Cheshire mask staring at the group in the pool. If it had been any other moment, Artemis would have just attacked the girl, but right now, she was enjoying the sight of the two boys fighting in the pool over who got to listen to Superboy more. Wait…that didn't even make sense…

"I hate clowns."

Another squeal from the two lover boys in the pool; "I can't sacrifice the game to get out of the pool!" Robin whined.

Artemis smirked. "How long do you think they'll stay in there?" Artemis whispered to her sister.

"Marco!"

"Polo!"

"Superboy, play with us!"

"Say Marco! Please! Oh God, please!" Wally begged.

"You're a dirty old man, Sullivan."

That sent the two boys into another round of convulsions. "Superboy, this isn't funny anymore!" Robin whined. Wally wasn't able to take it anymore; he got out of the water and sped over to Superboy.

"Fish outta water!"