I only own Charlotte. Vince McMahon owns WWE. The superstar's own themselves. I still don't own them! But if anyone wants to buy them for me, I graduate high school on June 7 and if you can't get them by then, I turn 19 on December 17. Anyways, enjoy!

"You do it!"

"No!"

"Come on, he likes you better!"

"No he doesn't!"

"He doesn't like me!"

"Of course he likes you. You're his daughter."

Mark Calaway, otherwise known as The Undertaker, was currently in his hotel room listening to his daughter and her boyfriend arguing outside of the room. At first it was amusing but now it was just plain annoying. "Somebody better tell me what's with this fighting before someone dies."

The young couple stopped bickering and went into the room. Phil and Charlie were both nervous. The reason they were bickering was to make the other tell Mark that Charlie was pregnant.

Charlie smiled hesitantly at her father. "Hi daddy. Phil and I have to tell you something but please don't get mad or kill us. I'm sure Phil's parents and my mom don't want to find out that their children were murdered."

Mark raised an eyebrow at his daughter and her boyfriend, who was cowering behind Charlie. "Well little girl, get going and tell me what I need to know."

"You see daddy, I'm kind of pregnant." At her explanation, Phil snorted. "Kind of pregnant? Really?" Charlie elbowed him and finally looked up to see his face.

Mark's face was rapidly changing colors. At first he was white, then red and now, he was an angry red that made it seem that steam was going to come out of his ears.

"Charlotte Adriana Calaway! Did you just say you were pregnant!" Mark's bellow scared both of the occupants that were with him.

Phil, who decided to try to break the tension in the room responded. "No, she said she was kind of pregnant." Charlie immediately knew that she was going to be a single mother because her boyfriend decided to be a smartass.

Mark broke his gaze from Charlie and rounded on Phil who concluded that same as Charlie. She was going to be a single mother.

"Boy! You dare touch my baby girl and get her pregnant." Mark was seething and Charlie knew it wasn't long before someone got murdered, most likely Phil because her dad loved her to much to get rid of her.

"It's okay daddy. We've talked about it and we decided to keep that baby and if Phil as so much decides to bail on me, you have my permission to castrate him." She was smiling as she spoke and Phil glared at her.

Mark calmed down and gave Phil a hard look. "You better treat my baby girl and my grand-baby right or I'll take Charlie up on her offer." With that, Mark hugged his daughter and gave her a kiss on her forehead and Phil a very hard pat on the shoulder and led them out of his room. Charlie held his hand and swung them in between them.

"That went well, don't you think?" Phil glared at his girlfriend.

"For you it might have, but I got threatened to have my fucking balls removed!" Charlie laughed and gave him a small kiss on the cheek.

"At least we're still alive."

Authors Note: And here is Chapter 2 of the Punk and Charlie Chronicles! Thanks to xErikax, Sonib89, and Miserlou for the reviews and a special thanks to EmilieCW-DXfan0119 for being the first person to review. The song that was playing during the writing writing for this chapter was Falling in Love at a Coffee Shop by Landon Pigg.

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